Everton 2 Chelsea 0 (Pienaar, Stracqualursi)

Match six of my 100 match thread run puts the mighty toffees up against the money pots cockney wankers of chavski... this shower of southern shite have a racist as skipper & twat at full back that shoots academy kids & a russian mafia dick supplying the reddies...

This game is made for us to play one up front & cometh the hour cometh the Jelly belly... 1-0 from a slippery Jellied-eel poacher.

Hibbo will have four goals disallowed & there will be a riot in each main stand as a result and all occupants will be evacuated as a result of the premature riots.. so even though we will win 1-0, there will be no-one in the ground to see it.

Martin Atkinson will officiate & will send off seven Everton players for talking & will allow Chavski to play with 4 goalies, six alsatians & a rather attractive looking goat.

Who the fuck is AVB anyway

COYB

You're eager.

Everton 7 v Chelsea 6.

The Chavs will be 6 nil up at half time. Victor will be brought off the bench scoring a double hattrick in the last 10 minutes.

Hibbert will score the 7th after a dribble that would Messi could only dream of.

Cahill, Coleman, Jags & Osman still out. Rodwell back.

Any pics of the goat?

hairy cataract wrote:Any pics of the goat?

http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en-GB&gl=uk&client=safari&q=shaun%20goater&sa=N

no Saha to score

Chelsea's defence was terrible against Man U.

1-3 Torres hat trick

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Match six of my 100 match thread run puts the mighty toffees up against the money pots cockney wankers of chavski... this shower of southern shite have a racist as skipper & twat at full back that shoots academy kids & a russian mafia dick supplying the reddies...

This game is made for us to play one up front & cometh the hour cometh the Jelly belly... 1-0 from a slippery Jellied-eel poacher.

Hibbo will have four goals disallowed & there will be a riot in each main stand as a result and all occupants will be evacuated as a result of the premature riots.. so even though we will win 1-0, there will be no-one in the ground to see it.

Martin Atkinson will officiate & will send off seven Everton players for talking & will allow Chavski to play with 4 goalies, six alsatians & a rather attractive looking goat.

Who the fuck is AVB anyway

COYB

That's a brave prediction!

Does AVB crouching all the time piss anyone else off?? Stand up man!!

Donovan to crock Cashley Cole again so Baines gets to play at Euro 2012.

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:Donovan to crock Cashley Cole again so Baines gets to play at Euro 2012, have his head turned by the players who play for the Sky 4/5/6 and then hand in a transfer request when England get back home (after 3 games).

Edited for the sake of reality

For some reason I have fancied us to win this game all week!

2-1 to Everton!

News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.

Will Moyes play Vic up front then with the Straq? I am guessing not...

I can see Vic playing on the right wing once Landon has gone but not today.

Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Stracqualursi, Cahill, Donovan, Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Pienaar

subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.



Chelsea XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Essien, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Meireles, Bosingwa, Sturridge.

Subs: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Stracqualursi, Cahill, Donovan, Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Pienaar

subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.



Chelsea XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Essien, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Meireles, Bosingwa, Sturridge.

Subs: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand

The Straq is RB?

I think it is in squad number order (apart from the keepers). They do that at Goodison every game and it confuses me.

Has anyone found a feed?

http://eplsite.biz/stream8.html

Really good link:

http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/32797/1/everton-fc-vs-chelsea-live-stream-online.html