Everton 2 Fulham 1 (Stracqualursi, Fellaini)

Ok... the third game in my 100 match run brings that spaced out looking Dutch faggot & his gang of cockney wankers to the glorious mecca of Goodison as we take a huge step towards Wemberley.

I'm on a roll & correctly predicted a Timmy the Blue Kangaroo goal for the last game & I'm equally confident that this week it is Landon's turn to notch.. topped with a Saha rarity & a Royston Caveman Drenthe late pile driver to ease us to a comfortable 3-2 victory.. Obviously Fulham will score twice after we go 2 up & Moysey changes formation to 4-6-0 but that is the joy of being a blue isn't it... keeps our blue blood pumping all this excitement.

Other highlights are by the time we kick off we will have hopefully binned bilyashiteinov off to a bunch of blind Ruskies.. the KGB will be arresting scouts by the time we hit the winner off Hibbos arse in the final & 'Arry will be watching MOTD in Pentonville.

Jags, Ossie, Rodders, Dizzy & Seamie all likely to still be out & equally as bad Victor will be fit but we have never lost at home to this shower of southern wank since the prem started & in fact have only drawn once at Goodison in this time... (1975 was our last defeat to Fulham)

We're gonna stuff this shower of shite.. you know it makes sense

COYB

1-4

Mr_Ben wrote:1-4

I think we'll sneak it

Fulham seem to know where the net is these days and so do we.... err, no, well, we could do with a GPS to find the net actually, so err, we will probably lose by several goals. And not score ourselves. On the other hand, this may be the beginning of something big for us. Probably not, but there you have it.

So, in summary, Fulham to win 5-0 and Saha to score, err, no goals at all. Ever again.

Can I just mention that my mate was in the Directors Box on Saturday for the match and met Duncan McKenzie, who he said was an absolute gent. That was the highlight of the day for my mate, second place going to the free cup of soup he had at half-time, third place to the fact he got a lift to and from the match, fourth place to the excellent shit he had in the bog and, finally, in fifth place comes the match itself which was wank.

hairy cataract wrote:Fulham seem to know where the net is these days and so do we.... err, no, well, we could do with a GPS to find the net actually, so err, we will probably lose by several goals. And not score ourselves. On the other hand, this may be the beginning of something big for us. Probably not, but there you have it.

So, in summary, Fulham to win 5-0 and Saha to score, err, no goals at all. Ever again.

Can I just mention that my mate was in the Directors Box on Saturday for the match and met Duncan McKenzie, who he said was an absolute gent. That was the highlight of the day for my mate, second place going to the free cup of soup he had at half-time, third place to the fact he got a lift to and from the match, fourth place to the excellent shit he had in the bog and, finally, in fifth place comes the match itself which was wank.

It wasn't that good.

I am so sure we are going to win I'm tempted to start the Citeh thread right now

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I am so sure we are going to win I'm tempted to start the Citeh thread right now

Has someone on this board been supplying you with smack?!

I'm going to this game so the bastards had better wake up. We really should be beating shite like Fulham but after we got a bore draw against Blackburn and Fulham thrashed the barcodes I aren't so sure.

I am going for a 0-0 draw with no shots from either side and Dixie driving home muttering about wasting another 25 fucking quid.

is the game on tv or just moved for policing reasons (sic)

Mr_Ben wrote:is the game on tv or just moved for policing reasons (sic)

I think it is because the shite are playing Man Utd on the Saturday at Analfield. Don't think it is on tv at all.

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:is the game on tv or just moved for policing reasons (sic)

I think it is because the shite are playing Man Utd on the Saturday at Analfield. Don't think it is on tv at all.

Nope not on TV. ESPN are showing the Watford v Spurs game.

Super wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:is the game on tv or just moved for policing reasons (sic)

I think it is because the shite are playing Man Utd on the Saturday at Analfield. Don't think it is on tv at all.

Nope not on TV. ESPN are showing the Watford v Spurs game.

There's going to be a link though isn't there? My Friday night plans could be in tatters

I'm taking a lady friend.

She's going to be freezing and hate it

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:I'm taking a lady friend.

She's going to be freezing and hate it

...and they say romance is dead.

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Super wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:is the game on tv or just moved for policing reasons (sic)

I think it is because the shite are playing Man Utd on the Saturday at Analfield. Don't think it is on tv at all.

Nope not on TV. ESPN are showing the Watford v Spurs game.

There's going to be a link though isn't there? My Friday night plans could be in tatters

Might be shown on Setanta Ireland. If it is, there'll be a link.

we're shit

Albert wrote:we're shit

And we know we are... we're shit....

Can anyone remind me of a game this season which we actually played well and won? Actually, scratch that, just played well.

1-0 win 83rd minute Landon - Victor combo as we steal it. Fulham to miss a hat full of chances to get a result.

You heard it here first.

Dixie Land wrote:

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:I'm taking a lady friend.

She's going to be freezing and hate it

...and they say romance is dead.

Well she said ages ago she had never been to the footy so I half promised to take her.

But it would mean my dad being away, Chris not being able to make it and my other Evertonian mate not bothering.

As it is, my Dad is in Tunisia, Chris is going to Hamburg for a works "do" and my other mate is crying off.

I was going to go in the top balcony on my own for a change but before I booked the ticket I asked Jo and she said yes.

Suppose it's make or break, I remember a lad I worked with took his mrs to the Leeds 4-4 years ago and she loved it and wanted to go more, can't see any of that on friday.

Plus she isn't my Mrs, anyway....

Have a great time Michael!

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:I'm taking a lady friend.

She's going to be freezing and hate it

...and they say romance is dead.

Well she said ages ago she had never been to the footy so I half promised to take her.

But it would mean my dad being away, Chris not being able to make it and my other Evertonian mate not bothering.

As it is, my Dad is in Tunisia, Chris is going to Hamburg for a works "do" and my other mate is crying off.

I was going to go in the top balcony on my own for a change but before I booked the ticket I asked Jo and she said yes.

Suppose it's make or break, I remember a lad I worked with took his mrs to the Leeds 4-4 years ago and she loved it and wanted to go more, can't see any of that on friday.

Plus she isn't my Mrs, anyway....

Not yet, but how could a heavy home defeat to Fulham not fail to impress?

Jags, Distin, Osman, Coleman & Rodwell are all likely to miss Fulham game. Barkley is training again and Moyes will decide between Duffy & Hibbert to partner Heitinga in.defence.

Super wrote:Jags, Distin, Osman, Coleman & Rodwell are all likely to miss Fulham game. Barkley is training again and Moyes will decide between Duffy & Hibbert to partner Heitinga in.defence.

I hope that he picks Duffy and Heitinga in the middle with Hibbo on the right.

Super wrote:Jags, Distin, Osman, Coleman & Rodwell are all likely to miss Fulham game. Barkley is training again and Moyes will decide between Duffy & Hibbert to partner Heitinga in.defence.

Is George Green in the squad?

notepad wrote:

Super wrote:Jags, Distin, Osman, Coleman & Rodwell are all likely to miss Fulham game. Barkley is training again and Moyes will decide between Duffy & Hibbert to partner Heitinga in.defence.

Is George Green in the squad?

he's only 12 and weights about 4 stone so i'd guess no