Re: Phil Jagielka - "Torres in my Pocket"

Made 4 Gwladys Fri 28 Feb 2014, 3:32 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
sefton wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:Alcaraz will play one game, then go straight back to the treatment room with an Ouchy Leg (or, as Bobby will probably put it: "a slight soft tissue fatigue problem which we will make sure is very, very, very carefully assessed and treated because Alcaraz has a long, long career to think about and will be playing for many decades at the highest level so we must be sure to protect his Ouchy Leg, er sorry, I mean soft tissue fatigue problem and make the best judgement for the career of the player and for all of the world especially the children who I believe are the future.")

I can feel a song coming on Hairy?
don't start him off!

Just hand me a microphone and call me Whitney

or Randy Watson maybe?

I think he meant Whitney Thompson

http://www.plus-model-mag.com/2014/02/plus-size-fashion-news-panache-lingerie-launches-new-spring-2014-sculptresse-collection-with-a-fun-flirty-campaign-featuring-plus-model-whitney-thompson/

I thought Hairy's real name was David Brett Smile

Sack the Juggler Fri 28 Feb 2014, 5:47 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
sefton wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:Alcaraz will play one game, then go straight back to the treatment room with an Ouchy Leg (or, as Bobby will probably put it: "a slight soft tissue fatigue problem which we will make sure is very, very, very carefully assessed and treated because Alcaraz has a long, long career to think about and will be playing for many decades at the highest level so we must be sure to protect his Ouchy Leg, er sorry, I mean soft tissue fatigue problem and make the best judgement for the career of the player and for all of the world especially the children who I believe are the future.")

I can feel a song coming on Hairy?
don't start him off!

Just hand me a microphone and call me Whitney

or Randy Watson maybe?

I think he meant Whitney Thompson

http://www.plus-model-mag.com/2014/02/plus-size-fashion-news-panache-lingerie-launches-new-spring-2014-sculptresse-collection-with-a-fun-flirty-campaign-featuring-plus-model-whitney-thompson/
I thought Hairy's real name was David Brett

no mate, its Julian Cope... I think

mindyerEnvelopeRef? Fri 28 Feb 2014, 6:59 pm

that would be Pratt and Whitney

Goodison_Gringo Fri 04 Apr 2014, 5:11 pm

Still not ready to play apparently.

Mr_Ben Fri 04 Apr 2014, 5:13 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Still not ready to play apparently.

Has he caught the Alcaraz injury?

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:22 pm

So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

Suspect

Super Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:10 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

Expected to be back for the Man City game.

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 24 Apr 2014, 2:16 pm

Super wrote:
Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

Expected to be back for the Man City game.

hmmm ... he was expected to be back for the Cardiff game as well... Suspect

Barry Horne's Equaliser Thu 24 Apr 2014, 3:07 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:
Super wrote:
Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

Expected to be back for the Man City game.
hmmm ... he was expected to be back for the Cardiff game as well...

What with all of these legends getting roles at the club, perhaps Dr Death Mick Rathbone has snuck back in without us knowing. Suspect

Yankthattoffee Thu 24 Apr 2014, 4:59 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

I think Stones filled in so well, RM thought "Give Jags all the time he needs without hurting his England chances." If I was Roy I'd be thinking of taking Stones to Brazil. Iron out the odd Yobo moment and he's confident as hell.

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:50 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

I think Stones filled in so well, RM thought "Give Jags all the time he needs without hurting his England chances." If I was Roy I'd be thinking of taking Stones to Brazil. Iron out the odd Yobo moment and he's confident as hell.

but surely he would have been on the bench.. he hasn't even been named sub once since he was supposed to be ready

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:12 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:So where the fuck is he ?? ... were we told he was nearly ready 3 weeks ago as a smokescreen .. or to keep him in the mind of England for the WC ???...

His injury was clearly worse than let on ... even Beattie would have got fit in a month ??

I think Stones filled in so well, RM thought "Give Jags all the time he needs without hurting his England chances." If I was Roy I'd be thinking of taking Stones to Brazil. Iron out the odd Yobo moment and he's confident as hell.
but surely he would have been on the bench.. he hasn't even been named sub once since he was supposed to be ready

And still not on the bench

The President Tue 27 May 2014, 3:46 pm

Says he needs to prove his Fitness

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/

RhinoJagz Tue 27 May 2014, 8:19 pm

I worry for any player going to Brazil struggling to be fit. The heat, humidity and the recovery time between matches. Will Costa or Saurez make any meaningful contribution too? History suggests not.

Yankthattoffee Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:36 pm

The one guy I'm a bit worried about now.
WC hammering, 31+ and just not the player who started Torres's demise.

mindyerEnvelopeRef? Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:24 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:The one guy I'm a bit worried about now.
WC hammering, 31+ and just not the player who started Torres's demise.

He'll be back to normal as soon as he has a decent centre half alongside him and some actual DMs in front of him. He and Cahill were hung out to dry by Hodgson's line up

Armchair Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:56 pm

He's great back up for Stones and Distin Very Happy

Yankthattoffee Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:21 pm

mindyerho? wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:The one guy I'm a bit worried about now.
WC hammering, 31+ and just not the player who started Torres's demise.

He'll be back to normal as soon as he has a decent centre half alongside him and some actual DMs in front of him. He and Cahill were hung out to dry by Hodgson's line up

as was Baines, so I hope he comes good too.

mindyerEnvelopeRef? Mon 27 Oct 2014, 1:21 pm

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

Armchair Mon 27 Oct 2014, 2:12 pm

mindyerho? wrote:http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

He has to be quick to cover Dizzy and Stone's mistakes Very Happy

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 27 Oct 2014, 3:43 pm

Armchair wrote:
mindyerho? wrote:http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

He has to be quick to cover Dizzy and Stone's mistakes

I'm expecting Kone to knock him off top spot once he's fit Laughing

Knight of Thorgothshire Mon 27 Oct 2014, 4:37 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Armchair wrote:
mindyerho? wrote:http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

He has to be quick to cover Dizzy and Stone's mistakes
I'm expecting Kone to knock him off top spot once he's fit

Only if dropped from an airplane like a bag of spuds.

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 27 Oct 2014, 4:48 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Armchair wrote:
mindyerho? wrote:http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

He has to be quick to cover Dizzy and Stone's mistakes
I'm expecting Kone to knock him off top spot once he's fit
Only if dropped from an airplane like a sack of shite.

Phil Jagielka - "Torres in my Pocket" - Page 13 F_laugh

corrected

Knight of Thorgothshire Mon 27 Oct 2014, 4:54 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Armchair wrote:
mindyerho? wrote:http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-this-season-will-shock-you

He has to be quick to cover Dizzy and Stone's mistakes
I'm expecting Kone to knock him off top spot once he's fit
Only if dropped from an airplane like a sack of shite.
corrected

Super Fri 19 Jun 2015, 1:37 pm

Everton FC captain Phil Jagielka says the decision to sign a new contract with the club took minutes, rather than hours, after the defender signed a one-year extension with the Blues. The 32-year-old has signed his current deal after an excellent season at Goodison Park and will now remain with the club until 2018.

The defender, who is entering his ninth season on Merseyside, was recently named the club's Player of the Season after a period which saw Martinez hail his skipper being in 'the best moment of his career'. And Jagielka says commiting his future was not a hard decision.

“It’s always nice to feel wanted,” said. “Being rewarded with the extra year gives me that motivation to keep striving to get better and to keep going for as long as possible. “It wasn’t the longest negotiations ever – it only took a couple of minutes rather than hours. I love it here, I want to stay here and thankfully enough the Club felt the same. “The contract was drawn up and I popped back after a little holiday to sign it. Now I look forward to getting back for pre-season.”

Jagielka has been captain for the entirety of Martinez's Everton reign, and the Blues boss is delighted he will remain at Goodison even longer. “It’s great news that Phil is extending his relationship with the club,” added Martinez. “He has excelled as a leader and as a captain of our football club for the last two seasons. “I am sure everyone connected with the club will join me in being absolutely delighted that he has signed this extension to his deal.”

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