Everton 4 Fulham 0 (Jelavic 2 (1 pen.), Fellaini, Cahill)
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Re: Everton 4 Fulham 0 (Jelavic 2 (1 pen.), Fellaini, Cahill)
hairy cataract wrote:Mr_Ben wrote:hairy cataract wrote:fatboblatch wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Dixie Land wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Dixie Land wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.
Is that a euphemism?
yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.
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I'm off to stew the beef.
Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.
Do you use wax to get a gleaming shine on your knob?
I use the finest goose fat, rub it hard for a good ten minutes, then finish it off with a silk handkerchief to get it really glowing.
as goose fat is expensive, would you recommend reusing the goose fat for anything else or just throw it in the bin?
No, as it is so pricey, I always scrape the goose fat off my knob and use it to roast my potatoes.
If you are going to all that trouble you might as well just have a wank...
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