Re: Everton 4 Fulham 0 (Jelavic 2 (1 pen.), Fellaini, Cahill)

hairy cataract Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:56 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:BOOO!! Sack Moyles!
I just woke the dog laughing

What sound does your dog make when he wakes laughing then?

Super Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:56 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:BOOO!! Sack Moyles!
I just woke the dog laughing

What sound does your dog make when he wakes laughing then?

Dixie Land Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:57 pm

Super wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:If we can break the early season hoodoo next season we could press for the top 4 again IMO. Fellaini, Jelavic, Pienaar (if he stays), Heitinga, Howard etc are playing out of their skin at the moment.

Agree mate, the key is getting Pienaar back permanently.

I agree, he has been exceptional.

Our season turned when Pienaar and Jelavic came into the side. We again had creativity and somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net.

hairy cataract Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:57 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:57 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:BOOO!! Sack Moyles!
I just woke the dog laughing

What sound does your dog make when he wakes laughing then?

kinda like whaha-oof

Dixie Land Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:57 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:58 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Super wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:If we can break the early season hoodoo next season we could press for the top 4 again IMO. Fellaini, Jelavic, Pienaar (if he stays), Heitinga, Howard etc are playing out of their skin at the moment.

Agree mate, the key is getting Pienaar back permanently.

I agree, he has been exceptional.

Our season turned when Pienaar and Jelavic came into the side. We again had creativity and somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net.

I reckon it turned when Faddy came back

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:58 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

In Dixie speak that's make the bed

Dixie Land Sat 28 Apr 2012, 4:59 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Super wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:If we can break the early season hoodoo next season we could press for the top 4 again IMO. Fellaini, Jelavic, Pienaar (if he stays), Heitinga, Howard etc are playing out of their skin at the moment.

Agree mate, the key is getting Pienaar back permanently.

I agree, he has been exceptional.

Our season turned when Pienaar and Jelavic came into the side. We again had creativity and somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net.
I reckon it turned when Faddy came back

That goes without saying though. Very Happy

mindyerEnvelopeRef? Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:02 pm

If that doesn't convince Dempsey ....

Did you notice that when we fouled him, we helped him up? Anybody else we just left there lol!

Dixie Land Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:03 pm

mindyerho? wrote:If that doesn't convince Dempsey ....

Did you notice that when we fouled him, we helped him up? Anybody else we just left there

They should have helped Dembele up. He obviously has something wrong with his legs as he couldn't go 3 steps without falling over.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:08 pm

Mathmatically we can still finish 5th Wink

Mr_Ben Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:08 pm

Best game of the season. I feel sorry for the Fulham fans, its like Fulham just turn into a shite team at Goodision

Super Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:09 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:Best game of the season. I feel sorry for the Fulham fans, its like Fulham just turn into a shite team at Goodision

But what about Jelavic, lazy like Madar I thought today.

Dixie Land Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:10 pm

Super wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:Best game of the season. I feel sorry for the Fulham fans, its like Fulham just turn into a shite team at Goodision

But what about Jelavic, lazy like Madar I thought today.

A wank Franny Jeffers.

A shite Ibrahim Bakayoko.

A crap Brett Angel.

An awful Stuart Barlow.

Mr_Ben Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:13 pm

Super wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:Best game of the season. I feel sorry for the Fulham fans, its like Fulham just turn into a shite team at Goodision

But what about Jelavic, lazy like Madar I thought today.

Agree, he would have got a hat trick if he didn't give up at half time.

Knight of Thorgothshire Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:26 pm

Super wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:Best game of the season. I feel sorry for the Fulham fans, its like Fulham just turn into a shite team at Goodision

But what about Jelavic, lazy like Madar I thought today.

Couldn't agree more. lol!

hairy cataract Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:32 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.

fatboblatch Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:50 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.

Do you use wax to get a gleaming shine on your knob?

hairy cataract Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:56 pm

fatboblatch wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.

Do you use wax to get a gleaming shine on your knob?

I use the finest goose fat, rub it hard for a good ten minutes, then finish it off with a silk handkerchief to get it really glowing.

Mr_Ben Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:58 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.

Do you use wax to get a gleaming shine on your knob?

I use the finest goose fat, rub it hard for a good ten minutes, then finish it off with a silk handkerchief to get it really glowing.

as goose fat is expensive, would you recommend reusing the goose fat for anything else or just throw it in the bin?

Mr_Ben Sat 28 Apr 2012, 6:11 pm

good to see ross barkley getting a run out

hairy cataract Sat 28 Apr 2012, 6:18 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Pity Sunderland and WBA were too shit to overtake the Shite today. Other than that, a good day. I'm off to stick a chicken in a pot.

Is that a euphemism?

yes, it actually means I'm going to plough the field.

I'm off to stew the beef.

Right, I've stuck a chicken in the pot. I'm going to polish my back door knob now.

Do you use wax to get a gleaming shine on your knob?

I use the finest goose fat, rub it hard for a good ten minutes, then finish it off with a silk handkerchief to get it really glowing.

as goose fat is expensive, would you recommend reusing the goose fat for anything else or just throw it in the bin?

No, as it is so pricey, I always scrape the goose fat off my knob and use it to roast my potatoes.

The President Sat 28 Apr 2012, 6:25 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Fucking hell ... four nil & Armchair hasn't even come in yet ...

I bet the Pres is working again as well

Not today - I had to go shopping Embarassed

Booked a short notice holiday to cyprus - needed some clothes that fit Embarassed

- caught the scores on Radio. cheers

Mr_Ben Sat 28 Apr 2012, 6:51 pm

Last Saturday fixture of the season

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