Manchester Utd 4 Everton 4 (Jelavic 2, Fellaini, Pienaar)

Was travelling home after just hearing we were losing 3-1
Got back in car radio on : 3-2 then 4-2

Then we scored 2 quick goals........... nearly had an accident

The President wrote:Was travelling home after just hearing we were losing 3-1
Got back in car radio on : 3-2 then 4-2

Then we scored 2 quick goals........... nearly had an accident

I bet you nearly crashed your car too!

Errrr...so I watched the first 25 mins, 0-0, and then had to go out for the afternoon. Did I miss anything?

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Errrr...so I watched the first 25 mins, 0-0, and then had to go out for the afternoon. Did I miss anything?

Boring stalemate.....

mindyerho? wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Errrr...so I watched the first 25 mins, 0-0, and then had to go out for the afternoon. Did I miss anything?

Boring stalemate.....

Good! I knew I was better off looking around a dusty National Trust manor house

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Errrr...so I watched the first 25 mins, 0-0, and then had to go out for the afternoon. Did I miss anything?

Boring stalemate.....

Good! I knew I was better off looking around a dusty National Trust manor house

If you'd have come in during the 6th minute of Fergie time we would have won it

hairy cataract wrote:SAF is fucking hilarious on the BBC interview - their goals were all brilliant play, our goals were all bad defending At his one-eyed best, not a word of praise for the opposition. Still, I bet in private he gives Moyes a glass of his best red wine and admits we did a number on them today.

If Man U win the league then they have to be the worst team to win the PL so far.

Their defence is shocking. Evra - Past it; Ferdinand - Past it and plays with super glue on his shoes; Evra - Wild coil; Rafael - Teenage Mutant Hero turtle.

If SAF wasn't their manager we would have won 3-1 today.

Have to say not often the game at OT makes me happy!

Mr_Ben wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:SAF is fucking hilarious on the BBC interview - their goals were all brilliant play, our goals were all bad defending At his one-eyed best, not a word of praise for the opposition. Still, I bet in private he gives Moyes a glass of his best red wine and admits we did a number on them today.

If Man U win the league then they have to be the worst team to win the PL so far.

Their defence is shocking. Evra - Past it; Ferdinand - Past it and plays with super glue on his shoes; Evra - Wild coil; Rafael - Teenage Mutant Hero turtle.

If SAF wasn't their manager we would have won 3-1 today.

Have to say not often the game at OT makes me happy!

Did United play both Evras like they used to play both Nevilles?

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Lumper wrote:Everyone else left the pub

Beers are on me

pint please

Takes me back to when I lived in Cork .. I used to be the only EFC shirt in the pub ... always 90% manure

Cork is full of retards.

Mrs4G is from Cork .. she wants your full name & address btw

As Lumper's lawyer I must point out that he used the present tense when he said "Cork is full of retards". This means that is Mrs M4G is not in Cork currently then Lumper was not referring to her. If he had said "everyone from Cork is a retard" then we would happily give his name and address.

We give Mrs M4G three days to get a written apology to my client Mr Lumper.

This is what I pay you for Dixie

Justice for Lumper

Free Lumper... with every purchase.

Wait until my legals here of this defamatory shit .. where are you UWIST ?

We have been copied in your egregious overt and threatening letters to our client a heretofore man of umimpeachable arrogance and sarcasm. That said there can be no doubt that your original posts and attempts at corroboration where in themselves poorly written in direct contravention to the Edict of Trafford. It is our contention that the post was nowhere near specific enough to exclude our client's wife. It is equally galling for a client to read such posts in his wife's absence. It's not really a cause for humour to see how she readily fucks up beans on toast so that it comes out like spaghetti. That takes real skill.

As to the contravention our client is prepared to accept a small token of retribution. He will accept £2.5 million or alternatively wife swap - with both wives he is not fussed who is first! We await your considered response..

UWIST61 wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Lumper wrote:Everyone else left the pub

Beers are on me

pint please

Takes me back to when I lived in Cork .. I used to be the only EFC shirt in the pub ... always 90% manure

Cork is full of retards.

Mrs4G is from Cork .. she wants your full name & address btw

As Lumper's lawyer I must point out that he used the present tense when he said "Cork is full of retards". This means that is Mrs M4G is not in Cork currently then Lumper was not referring to her. If he had said "everyone from Cork is a retard" then we would happily give his name and address.

We give Mrs M4G three days to get a written apology to my client Mr Lumper.

This is what I pay you for Dixie

Justice for Lumper

Free Lumper... with every purchase.

Wait until my legals here of this defamatory shit .. where are you UWIST ?

We have been copied in your egregious overt and threatening letters to our client a heretofore man of umimpeachable arrogance and sarcasm. That said there can be no doubt that your original posts and attempts at corroboration where in themselves poorly written in direct contravention to the Edict of Trafford. It is our contention that the post was nowhere near specific enough to exclude our client's wife. It is equally galling for a client to read such posts in his wife's absence. It's not really a cause for humour to see how she readily fucks up beans on toast so that it comes out like spaghetti. That takes real skill.

As to the contravention our client is prepared to accept a small token of retribution. He will accept £2.5 million or alternatively wife swap - with both wives he is not fussed who is first! We await your considered response..

I knew you wouldn't let me down Uwie.. she did infact cook Spaghetti bologneise tonight & it was in fact like a cornflake toastie because she claims to be in trauma from previous comment... what my learn-ed friend did not state is that I am prepared to be reasonable & drop all action if the couple of louts spreading malicious verbiage are prepared to state that a jaffa is in fact .. a biscuit.

btw.. wife swap is on as long as theirs can cook

See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

Bryan wrote:See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

thought Distin was a bit iffy there

fatboblatch wrote:

Bryan wrote:See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

thought Distin was a bit iffy there

He kept Valencia on his wrong foot for most of the match. Defensively he was probably better than Baines would have been.

mindyerho? wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Bryan wrote:See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

thought Distin was a bit iffy there

He kept Valencia on his wrong foot for most of the match. Defensively he was probably better than Baines would have been.

With three centrehalfs at the back it gave Hibbo license to cause havoc. Maybe we are not playing to his strengths?

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Bryan wrote:See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

thought Distin was a bit iffy there

He kept Valencia on his wrong foot for most of the match. Defensively he was probably better than Baines would have been.

With three centrehalfs at the back it gave Hibbo license to cause havoc. Maybe we are not playing to his strengths?

Hibbo gave Evra a lesson in crossing the ball....

BOLLOCKS ALERT.......

Fellaini slip of the tongue in the post match interview? "I have 4 matches left and we want to win them all." That was "I" not we.

UWIST61 wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Lumper wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Lumper wrote:Everyone else left the pub

Beers are on me

pint please

Takes me back to when I lived in Cork .. I used to be the only EFC shirt in the pub ... always 90% manure

Cork is full of retards.

Mrs4G is from Cork .. she wants your full name & address btw

As Lumper's lawyer I must point out that he used the present tense when he said "Cork is full of retards". This means that is Mrs M4G is not in Cork currently then Lumper was not referring to her. If he had said "everyone from Cork is a retard" then we would happily give his name and address.

We give Mrs M4G three days to get a written apology to my client Mr Lumper.

This is what I pay you for Dixie

Justice for Lumper

Free Lumper... with every purchase.

Wait until my legals here of this defamatory shit .. where are you UWIST ?

We have been copied in your egregious overt and threatening letters to our client a heretofore man of umimpeachable arrogance and sarcasm. That said there can be no doubt that your original posts and attempts at corroboration where in themselves poorly written in direct contravention to the Edict of Trafford. It is our contention that the post was nowhere near specific enough to exclude our client's wife. It is equally galling for a client to read such posts in his wife's absence. It's not really a cause for humour to see how she readily fucks up beans on toast so that it comes out like spaghetti. That takes real skill.

As to the contravention our client is prepared to accept a small token of retribution. He will accept £2.5 million or alternatively wife swap - with both wives he is not fussed who is first! We await your considered response..

Sorry Lumper. It seems like you are going down lad... I still get paid though right?

Yankthattoffee wrote:BOLLOCKS ALERT.......

Fellaini slip of the tongue in the post match interview? "I have 4 matches left and we want to win them all." That was "I" not we.

Could just be that he's still struggling with the English language.

mindyerho? wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Bryan wrote:See, Timmy dropped and Distin at LB. It's the way forward!

thought Distin was a bit iffy there

He kept Valencia on his wrong foot for most of the match. Defensively he was probably better than Baines would have been.

With three centrehalfs at the back it gave Hibbo license to cause havoc. Maybe we are not playing to his strengths?

Hibbo gave Evra a lesson in crossing the ball....

I thought for one of the Man U goals (in the second half) Distin was caught ball watching and there was a massive gap between him and the other 3 defender (2CBs and 1 FB).
However he did well enough against the current leaders.
I also think that Felli worked well more advanced. His height caused man u a lot of problems.

Hinchcliffe Corner wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:BOLLOCKS ALERT.......

Fellaini slip of the tongue in the post match interview? "I have 4 matches left and we want to win them all." That was "I" not we.

Could just be that he's still struggling with the English language.

that's what I thought, but I sense a disturbance in the force.................

@skybet on twitter are tweeting that someone put a bet on Jelavic scoring firs and the game finishing 4-4.

Super wrote:@skybet on twitter are tweeting that someone put a bet on Jelavic scoring firs and the game finishing 4-4.

massive odds ???

the jellyman wrote:

Super wrote:@skybet on twitter are tweeting that someone put a bet on Jelavic scoring firs and the game finishing 4-4.

massive odds ???

4000/1

Mr_Ben wrote:

the jellyman wrote:

Super wrote:@skybet on twitter are tweeting that someone put a bet on Jelavic scoring firs and the game finishing 4-4.

massive odds ???

4000/1

Nice!