Re: 25: Marouane Fellaini - Short, Back, in Side

Dixie Land Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:52 pm

The Griffin wrote:Sell him!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Armchair Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:45 pm

The Griffin wrote:Sell him!

Not sure we'd get much for Bryan.

Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:41 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Sell him!

Not sure we'd get much for Bryan.

Bryan Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:56 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Sell him!

Not sure we'd get much for Bryan.

sell me by the lb, i'm worth more! Cool

Bryan Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:57 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super I love you

Super Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:06 pm

Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

Bryan Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:24 pm

Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

Albert Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:44 pm

Bryan wrote:
Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

25: Marouane Fellaini - Short, Back, in Side - Page 15 830563

super chucks his toys out the pram!

i quite liked your rumours super!

Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:46 pm

Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

So we are not signing Heskey after all then? Suspect

SouthernSmugToffee Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:40 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

So we are not signing Heskey after all then?

Don't laugh, Moyes nearly signed Robbie Savage. Shocked

Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:26 pm

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

So we are not signing Heskey after all then?

Don't laugh, Moyes nearly signed Robbie Savage.

And Paul Dickov.

Dixie Land Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:29 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Super wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

Nearly three weeks since I posted some stupid rumour from a dodgy website. The last rumour that I posted at the weekend was taken from a link from the beeb (which might be classed as a dodgy website from some).

Can’t be arsed with the pointless crap anymore.

So we are not signing Heskey after all then?

Don't laugh, Moyes nearly signed Robbie Savage.
And Paul Dickov.

...and James Beat...... shite. Very Happy

SEFTON Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:24 pm

Bryan wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Bryan wrote:Real Madrid.

http://www.footylatest.com/real-madrid-set-to-raid-everton-in-16-million-midfielder-swoop/13812

£1m profit! Get in.

I thought we were banning stories from websites like footylatest and tribalfootball?

doesnt stop super

sell them both? might only get a few milk tokens but at least in the transfer window we might get a bit of truth as well as some peace and quiet.

Top Balcony Blue Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:47 pm

my mate went chester races a couple of years ago and bumped into dickov. he asked him if ever came close to signing for everton. dickov said he nearly did in 2004, a medical and talks were due to take place but moyes rang him before he was due to come up to say he was looking elsewhere (marcus bent i think) so pulled the plug on it. dickov said to my mate he was gutted as he'd have loved to have played for us. my mate said thank fuck you never signed, you shit, dirty little twat. he never really said the last bit, wish he had though.

Knight of Thorgothshire Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:16 pm

Top Balcony Blue wrote:my mate went chester races a couple of years ago and bumped into dickov. he asked him if ever came close to signing for everton. dickov said he nearly did in 2004, a medical and talks were due to take place but moyes rang him before he was due to come up to say he was looking elsewhere (marcus bent i think) so pulled the plug on it. dickov said to my mate he was gutted as he'd have loved to have played for us. my mate said thank fuck you never signed, you shit, dirty little twat. he never really said the last bit, wish he had though.

Bent was good money though when he left (thanks Charlton).

Mr_Ben Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:35 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2940670/Everton-ace-Fellaini-quiz-on-attack.html

SouthernSmugToffee Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:51 am

Mr_Ben wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2940670/Everton-ace-Fellaini-quiz-on-attack.html

I can't read this where I work, its warning us that the site has a malware threat! Shocked

Barry Horne's Equaliser Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:06 am

SOCCER star Marouane Fellaini is to be questioned by police after a model claimed she was assaulted at a celebrity nightclub.
The wild-haired Everton ace is accused of getting into a row with a 20-year-old woman.

She said: "I remember a guy coming towards me and it all went black. When I came to, I was on the pavement outside the club and the guards were all round me."

The alleged incident happened at the Jet Black Club in London's West End in the early hours of Sunday.

Sources at Everton said £15million Belgian Fellaini, who is out injured for six months, had admitted being at the club with his brother and a cousin and said he was in a "confrontation" with a girl.

One source said: "He did not hit out in any way.

"He found himself involved with somebody who was aggressive to him."

Nightclub staff are expected to be quizzed by cops, who will also check CCTV.

The club is a hang-out for stars like singer Pixie Lott and Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan.

An Everton spokesman said yesterday: "Marouane was out with two family members. There is no question at all about his sobriety - he was sober.

"Marouane believes the girl was being aggressive towards him. He raised his arms in self-defence and left the nightclub with his relatives. He is not the sort to get into trouble. The football club has spoken to him and we are happy with his explanation."

Police said: "Inquiries are continuing."

Valentino Blue Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:12 am

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:
SOCCER star Marouane Fellaini is to be questioned by police after a model claimed she was assaulted at a celebrity nightclub.
The wild-haired Everton ace is accused of getting into a row with a 20-year-old woman.

She said: "I remember a guy coming towards me and it all went black. When I came to, I was on the pavement outside the club and the guards were all round me."

The alleged incident happened at the Jet Black Club in London's West End in the early hours of Sunday.

Sources at Everton said £15million Belgian Fellaini, who is out injured for six months, had admitted being at the club with his brother and a cousin and said he was in a "confrontation" with a girl.

One source said: "He did not hit out in any way.

"He found himself involved with somebody who was aggressive to him."

Nightclub staff are expected to be quizzed by cops, who will also check CCTV.

The club is a hang-out for stars like singer Pixie Lott and Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan.

An Everton spokesman said yesterday: "Marouane was out with two family members. There is no question at all about his sobriety - he was sober.

"Marouane believes the girl was being aggressive towards him. He raised his arms in self-defence and left the nightclub with his relatives. He is not the sort to get into trouble. The football club has spoken to him and we are happy with his explanation."

Police said: "Inquiries are continuing."

translation: fellani fro blocks out all light slut faints in awe and doormen circle jerk over her passed out ass.

I assume by Guards she meant doormen or was she on day release

Top Balcony Blue Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:13 am

slag!

(her, not fellaini - although he was rumoured to be porking rooney's cousin the filthy bastard)

SouthernSmugToffee Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:25 am

Maybe its a case of mis-taken identity. afro

25: Marouane Fellaini - Short, Back, in Side - Page 15 F_whistl

hairy cataract Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:37 am

I told you no good would come of it. Sell him to Newcastle for a tenner, or swap him for that nice Joey Barton.

Bryan Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:41 am

I heard felli is of Muslim faith? Anyone confirm or deny this? Would explain his sobriety.

hairy cataract Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:16 am

Bryan wrote:I heard felli is of Muslim faith? Anyone confirm or deny this? Would explain his sobriety.

and would also explain why he seems to fall over on his knees at least five times in every game.

Tonteau Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:48 am

"I remember a guy coming towards me and it all went black. When I came to, I was on the pavement outside the club and the guards were all round me."

That's pretty damning, that. Lock him up and throw away the key.

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