Aston Villa v Everton

Aston Villa v Everton Saturday 14th September 24, K/O at Villa Park,17.30 live on Sky.

After squandering a two goal lead at home to Bournemouth ,Sean Dyche is under more pressure to get Everton off the bottom of the Premiership.

The game has come a little too soon for Jarrard Branthwaite and Nathan Patterson as both are few weeks away from match Fitness . big question is who? plays in right back position Ashley Young or Roman Dixon majority Evertonians don’t want Young playing as he’s to old and won’t be able to track Villas wingers, while Roman Dixon will be the better choice.

Late transfer signings Broja and Mangala are not expected to feature Broja has an ankle injury which keeps him out a few weeks while Mangala hasn’t played much so won’t be match fit ,Jesper Lindstrom is expected to start on the bench.

Going for a 2-2 draw With DCL and N’diaye on the score sheet.

UTFTs

I'm currently telling myself not to watch the game. Come Saturday though, I'll be there like a disheveled crack head wanting more punishment.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

8-0 to Villa. Onana will score six, before personally shaking the hand of every single fan in Lower Gwladys to say sorry. Afterwards he'll slag us off in the press. Emery, who seems like a decent fella to me, will insist they play with nine men in the second half to even things up a bit, which is what I used to do when my youth team was twatting someone. Young will get sent off for a poorly timed handshake with the kitman on entering the ground that leaves said kitman with a sprained wrist. Dyche will say something vague about heading in the right direction and "having to work hard" or some bollocks. I'll go to the pub after and pick a fight with a small bloke. I'll lose that fight, because I'm an Evertonian. While I'm waiting for a cab outside, a stray dog will piss up my leg. I'll get home to find Onana shagging my missus.

Will no one rid me of this turbulent club?

we have no chance... I'm going to play golf.

I am so glad its the late game. I can enjoy the Saturday afternoon sport, T20 blast semis, St Leger, watch a live game on a dodgy channel and just generally watch the footie scores coming in, without the usual dread of us conceding every few minutes.
Come 5.30, TV, radio, anything that can relay the information of our inevitable hammering, Onana goal and our blank scoresheet, all goes off and remains off.
Takeaway, film, beer and wine then shag with the missus. Then finally, after a great afternoon and early evening, I check the net for the actual score. (Somewhere between 4-0 and 8-0. Higher if Keane and Young both play, double figures if Holgate is there too)
Once the awful scoreline has sunk in, kick the cat, swear a lot, say I am never going to go to a game ever again, bleat about sacking Dyche and slope off to bed in a huff.
It's great being an Evertonian!!!

Just a heads up. Betfred are giving away free money. They have Villa at a crazy price of 4-6 to beat us. So if you bet £30, you win £50. Lumped on that!!!

Keane AND Young both start. Fuck my life!!!!

Why did we buy O'Brien if he can't get a start ahead of Keane?

Pretty much all Villa so far.

MCNEIL!!!!!!

I have no clue how we are on top after 16 minutes.

DCL!!!!!!

No, I suspect he might be offside after all.

Well, he might actually be onside after all.

The goal will stand. Holy crap.

What a chance for Aston Villa.

Fook. Watkins. 1-2.

Pickford is down after that goal.

7 minutes of added time. Hmmmmm.

HT, 1-2.

We are playing narrow and compact. Trying to stifle Aston Villa from exploring the middle of the pitch and cutting through us.

What a save by Pickford! How did they not score?!

Oh dear DCL.... How poor was that?

DCL was all alone in on goal and didn't even manage to get a shot off. Wow.

2-2, Watkins.

Well, the lead is gone and I fear the worst.