Everton v Liverpool

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

callmebubbles wrote:Bearing in mind how shit we are and how the red cunts score fuckloads of goals, it will probably be another horrible night. Not expecting anything bar a sound kicking.  But just what if....what if..somehow a miracle happens and we beat the cunts. We will be virtually saving ourselves from relegation  AND fucking up their title chances. The best double whammy possible!!
Ive been in two minds whether to put myself through it all again tomorrow,  but that tiny 1% chance that the miracle could happen has meant i will brave the cold and probable humiliation. Just in case!! More likely it will be the early trip home when 4-0 down at half time.........

In the spirit of Danny Cadamarteri, I have this weird hunch that Chermiti (who has done bugger all in his limited game time this season) will come off the bench and score the winner to defeat the bothersome Shite and secure our survival! Hurrah!!!  

("Thank you nurse. I must admit I'm usually scared of needles but I didn't even feel that one going in.")

I will stick a fiver on that now though, given that the idea is in my head. In the real world, our only real hope is that the Shite's recent tendency to have 37 shots on goal and only score once will continue.

I think our defensive line for this one should be on the halfway line and be dug about seven feet deep and eight feet wide and filled with vipers. It's our ground and we're leaving soon, so we'll do what the fuck we want with it. A couple of machine-gun nests and a few bear traps on the Shite side will complete the job (note to Goodison ground staff - DO NOT FORGET to relocate bear traps to other side of trench at half time.)

Klopp in his post-match presser: "it was incredible, you all saw it - Darwin was running down the line and he was clear, you see he was clear, and then he got his leg caught in one of those, err, forgive my English ("Bärenfalle") bear trap, yes this is it, the bear trap. So he had terrible leg injuries, really terrible, you see this, but he was still quicker than Ashley Young and once he leapt across the trench I was sure he would score but then I've never seen this (pauses to grit teeth) on a football field before when a player would machine gun a fellow professional and now, I think the FA must investigate and tell us who sold Pickford that machine gun because we now have a dead player and it's two points dropped in the title race and Pickford only got a yellow and I don't like this, at all."

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

callmebubbles wrote:Bearing in mind how shit we are and how the red cunts score fuckloads of goals, it will probably be another horrible night. Not expecting anything bar a sound kicking.  But just what if....what if..somehow a miracle happens and we beat the cunts. We will be virtually saving ourselves from relegation  AND fucking up their title chances. The best double whammy possible!!
Ive been in two minds whether to put myself through it all again tomorrow,  but that tiny 1% chance that the miracle could happen has meant i will brave the cold and probable humiliation. Just in case!! More likely it will be the early trip home when 4-0 down at half time.........

In the spirit of Danny Cadamarteri, I have this weird hunch that Chermiti (who has done bugger all in his limited game time this season) will come off the bench and score the winner to defeat the bothersome Shite and secure our survival! Hurrah!!!  

("Thank you nurse. I must admit I'm usually scared of needles but I didn't even feel that one going in.")

I will stick a fiver on that now though, given that the idea is in my head. In the real world, our only real hope is that the Shite's recent tendency to have 37 shots on goal and only score once will continue.

I think our defensive line for this one should be on the halfway line and be dug about seven feet deep and eight feet wide and filled with vipers. It's our ground and we're leaving soon, so we'll do what the fuck we want with it. A couple of machine-gun nests and a few bear traps on the Shite side will complete the job (note to Goodison ground staff - DO NOT FORGET to relocate bear traps to other side of trench at half time.)

Klopp in his post-match presser: "it was incredible, you all saw it - Darwin was running down the line and he was clear, you see he was clear, and then he got his leg caught in one of those, err, forgive my English ("Bärenfalle") bear trap, yes this is it, the bear trap. So he had terrible leg injuries, really terrible, you see this, but he was still quicker than Ashley Young and once he leapt across the trench I was sure he would score but then I've never seen this (pauses to grit teeth) on a football field before when a player would machine gun a fellow professional and now, I think the FA must investigate and tell us who sold Pickford that machine gun because we now have a dead player and it's two points dropped in the title race and Pickford only got a yellow and I don't like this, at all."

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Godfrey starting as RB, Young on the bench which begs the question, will Young ever play for us again? Assuming his contract is over at the end of the season.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I don't think we can put out a better starting 11 than that... maybe Onana ??