Everton v Bournemouth

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:Oh, 1-1

Are you ahead of us? That's only just gone in on my stream.

Ahhm yes. Your stream is 50 seconds ahead of Thor's. I'll switch to that, so I have 50 seconds less to watch which can only be a good thing.

Yeah wouldn't mind a feed where Martinez has already gone and we've signed a new right back

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:Oh, 1-1

Are you ahead of us? That's only just gone in on my stream.

Ahhm yes. Your stream is 50 seconds ahead of Thor's. I'll switch to that, so I have 50 seconds less to watch which can only be a good thing.

I have Barry Horne on my feed.

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:Oh, 1-1

Are you ahead of us? That's only just gone in on my stream.

Ahhm yes. Your stream is 50 seconds ahead of Thor's. I'll switch to that, so I have 50 seconds less to watch which can only be a good thing.

I have Barry Horne on my feed.

Yes, he's on HCs stream as well. Both he and Andy Hinchcliffe get a lot of co-commentary jobs on our games these days.

Besic with the backpass of the season.

With 5 midfielders we still don't manage to crowd the middle of the park. Incredible.

Niasse with another touch of the ball.

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Niasse with another touch of the ball.

Is that his second or third touch?

Cleverly almost kicks the ball out of the stadium. Phenomenal.

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Niasse with another touch of the ball.

Is that his second or third touch?

He gets the ball AGAIN and passes it straight to a BM player. Incredible.

Not that anyone cares, but Villa are up against Watford.

Barkley dribbles 200 men and then finally fires over from the edge of the box.

Couple of good moments from Niasse there.

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:Couple of good moments from Niasse there.

He managed to pass the ball to a team mate, that's a start!

Our crosses are shit.

What is the opposite of phenomenal?

Still, like Bobby Bullshit said in his interview with Carra, who'd want to be in Leciester's position eh, it's just too easy to play like them?

TIME TO GO banner being flown over the ground by a couple of knobheads in Biggles hats.

This game is dire. For a 1-1 this is dire.

Aeroplane flying above the ground telling Martinez to fuck off (not quite in those words).

GOAL - Watford 1-1 Aston Villa

GOAL - West Brom 0-2 West Ham

What a pile of wank

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:What is the opposite of phenomenal?

Still, like Bobby Bullshit said in his interview with Carra, who'd want to be in Leciester's position eh, it's just too easy to play like them?

Why score easy goals (like the ones that teams score past us) when you could set your team up to only score phenomenal goals?

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:What is the opposite of phenomenal?

Still, like Bobby Bullshit said in his interview with Carra, who'd want to be in Leciester's position eh, it's just too easy to play like them?

I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry at that comment. Really Bobby? Really?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

1-1 at HT.

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:What is the opposite of phenomenal?

Still, like Bobby Bullshit said in his interview with Carra, who'd want to be in Leciester's position eh, it's just too easy to play like them?

I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry at that comment. Really Bobby? Really?

It's hard to pick out Bobby's Biggest Bullshit, but that one must come close. Do you think he's having a laugh, just seeing what fucking shite he can come up with without being certified insane?

Hibbo is coming on! We are going to win now!

Hibbo's 320th senior appearance for Everton.