Everton v Watford

Ok, still 3 meaningless friendlies to tackle, but we're close enough to the opening league match to start the thread I feel..

Personally, I've almost already given up on being excited & am expecting a tough day against newly promoted Watford.

If we get a draw it will be a totally shite result, but honestly I am thinking we'll be lucky to get a point... so I'm predicting 0-0

Really feeling very negative & down about the season, the manager & the oldest swingers in town that we call a squad...

If the weather is nice I'll probably play golf instead of subjecting myself to watching the torture


btw ... Besic is fucking gash

Apols for being a moaning old fart... but it's up to Martinez to show me for one, that he's not a total prick


COYB

Made Foo Gwladys wrote:Ok, still 3 meaningless friendlies to tackle, but we're close enough to the opening league match to start the thread I feel..

Personally, I've almost already given up on being excited & am expecting a tough day against newly promoted Watford.

If we get a draw it will be a totally shite result, but honestly I am thinking we'll be lucky to get a point... so I'm predicting 0-0

Really feeling very negative & down about the season, the manager & the oldest swingers in town that we call a squad...

If the weather is nice I'll probably play golf instead of subjecting myself to watching the torture


btw ... Besic is fucking gash

Apols for being a moaning old fart... but it's up to Martinez to show me for one, that he's not a total prick


COYB

I make no apologies for moaning,as a supporter it's our right to moan in a constructive manner ,but also I will always support the blues who ever we face,just hope we lose no players and Martinez brings in a couple of surprises to lift are season.

I shall be attending this game and am practising my chants:

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FUCK OFF LUKA YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!!!

DO SOMETHING BOBBY YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!!

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

0-3 Barnes, Luther Blissett and Elton John (pen)

hairberto cataract wrote:I shall be attending this game and am practising my chants:

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FUCK OFF LUKA YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!!!

DO SOMETHING BOBBY YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!!

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

0-3 Barnes, Luther Blissett and Elton John (pen)

enjoy

Our home league record against Watford.....

Sat Aug 19 2006 Prem H Watford W 2-1
Sat Apr 1 2000 Prem H Watford W 4-2
Sat Oct 24 1987 Div 1 H Watford W 2-0
Sat Oct 25 1986 Div 1 H Watford W 3-2
Sat Oct 19 1985 Div 1 H Watford W 4-1
Sat Feb 2 1985 Div 1 H Watford W 4-0
Sat Oct 22 1983 Div 1 H Watford W 1-0
Sat Jan 15 1983 Div 1 H Watford W 1-0

Don't mess up this unbeaten run Bobby.......

Super wrote:Our home league record against Watford.....

Sat Aug 19 2006 Prem H Watford W 2-1
Sat Apr 1 2000 Prem H Watford W 4-2
Sat Oct 24 1987 Div 1 H Watford W 2-0
Sat Oct 25 1986 Div 1 H Watford W 3-2
Sat Oct 19 1985 Div 1 H Watford W 4-1
Sat Feb 2 1985 Div 1 H Watford W 4-0
Sat Oct 22 1983 Div 1 H Watford W 1-0
Sat Jan 15 1983 Div 1 H Watford W 1-0

Don't mess up this unbeaten run Bobby.......

We hadn't ever lost to Swansea until Bobby got involved.

hairberto cataract wrote:I shall be attending this game and am practising my chants:

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FUCK OFF LUKA YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!!!

DO SOMETHING BOBBY YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!!

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

0-3 Barnes, Luther Blissett and Elton John (pen)

Will Tim Rice be playing? or will he be leading the chorus of Kenwright out?

I am just going to ask my mate to wake me up for the last 5 mins.

Lower Gwladys will be quiet enough for me to get my head down to catch up on my kip.

Gravy & Chips wrote:I am just going to ask my mate to wake me up for the last 5 mins.

Lower Gwladys will be quiet enough for me to get my head down to catch up on my kip.

Did you renew your season ticket this year?

Game postponed due to number of injuries Everton will have by then.

Mr_Ben wrote:Game postponed due to number of injuries Everton will have by then.

Abandoned at H/T due to Everton fans imitating Blackpool fans.

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Gravy & Chips wrote:I am just going to ask my mate to wake me up for the last 5 mins.

Lower Gwladys will be quiet enough for me to get my head down to catch up on my kip.

Did you renew your season ticket this year?

Yup, turned up yesterday

Gravy & Chips wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Gravy & Chips wrote:I am just going to ask my mate to wake me up for the last 5 mins.

Lower Gwladys will be quiet enough for me to get my head down to catch up on my kip.

Did you renew your season ticket this year?

Yup, turned up yesterday

Couldn't resist, eh! After all your "I am definitely not renewing...." statements.

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Gravy & Chips wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Gravy & Chips wrote:I am just going to ask my mate to wake me up for the last 5 mins.

Lower Gwladys will be quiet enough for me to get my head down to catch up on my kip.

Did you renew your season ticket this year?

Yup, turned up yesterday

Couldn't resist, eh! After all your "I am definitely not renewing...." statements.

That is why? Everton in Our DNA.

PPI claim coming in changed my mind

We got our Season tickets in the mail today. Apparently, we've been Chosen. I pulled my hamstring opening the envelope. It's in our DNA.

Yankthattoffee wrote:We got our Season tickets in the mail today. Apparently, we've been Chosen. I pulled my hamstring opening the envelope. It's in our DNA.

Gravy & Chips wrote:PPI claim coming in changed my mind

Come what May I hope you don't feel like you've been mis-sold to again.

MASSIVE boost for Everton for the Prem opener versus Watford......

Spoiler:

Made Foo Gwladys wrote:If we get a draw it will be a totally shite result, but honestly I am thinking we'll be lucky to get a point... so I'm predicting 0-0

So the friendlies have finished... I reckon were are so shit we won't even get nil... so I change my prediction to Everton -- Watford 0


wigan

Foofoo probably won't be ready for the Watford game says Bobby, cos of his hamstring

...oh yeah, and Mirallas a doubt too. We're going to be fucking great up front aren't we? Luka with his tired legs leading the attack in front of... uh, um... Ossie and Nais?

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gerard-deulofeu-injury-doubt-evertons-9781500

Yankthattoffee wrote:We got our Season tickets in the mail today. Apparently, we've been Chosen. I pulled my hamstring opening the envelope. It's in our DNA.

but true, I almost pulled my hamstring laughing at that

Right, Watford have just been promoted, they are probably going to be relegated - we should be treating them as cannon fodder.

If we don't beat them by 5 goals then we are shit
If we don't keep a clean sheet against championship quality strikers then we are shit
If we lose another player to a hamstring injury then we are shit
If Bobby wear fuckin brown shoes then we are shit
If we get any result worse than a 5-0 win and Bobby says we were phenomenal then we are shit

so my prediction is that we are shit.

error 404 wrote:Right, Watford have just been promoted, they are probably going to be relegated - we should be treating them as cannon fodder.

If we don't beat them by 5 goals then we are shit
If we don't keep a clean sheet against championship quality strikers then we are shit
If we lose another player to a hamstring injury then we are shit
If Bobby wear fuckin brown shoes then we are shit
If we get any result worse than a 5-0 win and Bobby says we were phenomenal then we are shit

so my prediction is that we are shit.

I suppose super Kone is shit too

Made Foo Gwladys wrote:

error 404 wrote:Right, Watford have just been promoted, they are probably going to be relegated - we should be treating them as cannon fodder.

If we don't beat them by 5 goals then we are shit
If we don't keep a clean sheet against championship quality strikers then we are shit
If we lose another player to a hamstring injury then we are shit
If Bobby wear fuckin brown shoes then we are shit
If we get any result worse than a 5-0 win and Bobby says we were phenomenal then we are shit

so my prediction is that we are shit.

I suppose super Kone is shit too

If Kone doesn't get a hattrick then we are shit