10. Gerard Deulofeu (hailed the new Ronaldo)

Bluejagz wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/10/everton-sign-gerard-deulofeu-barcelona

Sid Lowe seems impressed by the signing and also suggests Martinez has good reputation in the Spanish market. Sounds good.

Thanks for posting that article. Great to read.

I'm getting a bit excited I must say.  

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Bluejagz wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/10/everton-sign-gerard-deulofeu-barcelona

Sid Lowe seems impressed by the signing and also suggests Martinez has good reputation in the Spanish market. Sounds good.

Thanks for posting that article. Great to read.

I'm getting a bit excited I must say.

Me too I feel good about the club at the moment, happy with the boss as well. I think his spanish ties may do us a lot of good.

Come on you blues.  


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Everton have staged a surprise coup by signing this 19 year old wonder kid from Barcelona on a years loan, ahead of Arsenal, Chelsea and Newcastle.  This has only come about due to Martinez's Spanish connections, something Moyes would never have done, is to sign this highly talented U20 Spanish international. His strike rate is an impressive 1+ goal every 2 matches for Barcelona's B side.

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:Everton have staged a surprise coup by signing this 19 year old wonder kid from Barcelona on a years loan, ahead of Arsenal, Chelsea and Newcastle.  This has only come about due to Martinez's Spanish connections, something Moyes would never have done, is to sign this highly talented U20 Spanish international. His strike rate is an impressive 1+ goal every 2 matches for Barcelona's B side.

I can't say his name without sounding like John Cleese bursting his pimples

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

18 goals last season. Most seem to be due to truly abysmal goalkeeping.

He seems to be two-footed, a great asset in today's game.

We are signing players lads!    

he would look a right twat hopping around on one leg  

Don't we normally transfer the player thread form transfers to here

   

 

I don't know what Martinez thinks he's doing, getting Europe's most exciting prospect in on a season's loan. What a shit transfer window this is turning out to be. All we've got is a good defender on a free, a proven striker for £5m, a goalie who won the FA Cup for Wigan, and this fucking fancy dan "future of Spanish football" character. And we've sold all our best players for nuppence! Oh, no we haven't, sorry, but I bet we will!

MARTINEZ OUT!!!!!!

M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

aha ... but that was Dithering Davey ... now we have Wonderful Wobbie  

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

true dat

hairy cataract wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

true dat

aye ... no way would Moyes have spunked 8M on two old codgers, a ressie keeper & a loan  

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

true dat

aye ... no way would Moyes have spunked 8M on two old codgers, a ressie keeper & a loan  

True, Moyes would be selling Baines to get the money to buy back Bily so he could link him up with Naismith, Pip and Doris the Tea Lady in a fearsome midfield  

hairy cataract wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

true dat

aye ... no way would Moyes have spunked 8M on two old codgers, a ressie keeper & a loan  

True, Moyes would be selling Baines to get the money to buy back Bily so he could link him up with Naismith, Pip and Doris the Tea Lady in a fearsome midfield  

I hope Doris isn't going to United  

Lumper wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:M4G - keep in mind that under Moyes these players which you stated were in the wrong forum, wouldn't have left this forum section....

true dat

aye ... no way would Moyes have spunked 8M on two old codgers, a ressie keeper & a loan  

True, Moyes would be selling Baines to get the money to buy back Bily so he could link him up with Naismith, Pip and Doris the Tea Lady in a fearsome midfield  

I hope Doris isn't going to United  

Fergie: David, the job's yours
Moyes: Fuck me! Really Sir Alex? Really?
Fergie: Aye, I've chosen you son.
Moyes: Shall I keep all the coaches you appointed?
Fergie: Ach no, it's yours now son, sack the fuckers, sack them all. None of them were important to my success. But one bit of advice for ye son.
Moyes: What's that Sir Alex?
Fergie: Make sure you get the best tea lady in the business. Fuck coaches, fuck physios, fuck tacticians, it's all about the fucking tea son.
Moyes: Thanks for that advice Sir Alex, I'll just give Doris a ring now

hairy cataract wrote:I don't know what Martinez thinks he's doing, getting Europe's most exciting prospect in on a season's loan.  What a shit transfer window this is turning out to be.  All we've got is a good defender on a free, a proven striker for £5m, a goalie who won the FA Cup for Wigan, and this fucking fancy dan "future of Spanish football" character. And we've sold all our best players for nuppence!  Oh, no we haven't, sorry, but I bet we will!

MARTINEZ OUT!!!!!!

I bet we don't ? Martinez Out ? In the sunshine

Will wear the number 10 shirt apparently.

Super wrote:Will wear the number 10 shirt apparently.

and by the looks of him, Miralles will be pressed to get a game.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/26/everton-misspell-gerard-deulofeus-name-during-grand-unveiling-of-new-signing-3899491/

If this is true we should send him back!

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/everton/news/report-deulofeu-martinez-involved-in-touchline-row_97234.html

Helenqu wrote:If this is true we should send him back!

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/everton/news/report-deulofeu-martinez-involved-in-touchline-row_97234.html

Hope it isn't but the kid sounds overhyped beyond belief so wouldnt be surprised if he had a head bigger than Bendtner!

Cahill the Great wrote:

Helenqu wrote:If this is true we should send him back!

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/everton/news/report-deulofeu-martinez-involved-in-touchline-row_97234.html

Hope it isn't but the kid sounds overhyped beyond belief so wouldnt be surprised if he had a head bigger than Bendtner!

I am sure there is a positive comment just waiting to burst out there somewhere!!!

Uwist61 wrote:

Cahill the Great wrote:

Helenqu wrote:If this is true we should send him back!

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/everton/news/report-deulofeu-martinez-involved-in-touchline-row_97234.html

Hope it isn't but the kid sounds overhyped beyond belief so wouldnt be surprised if he had a head bigger than Bendtner!

I am sure there is a positive comment just waiting to burst out there somewhere!!!

Not a good sign so early.
Jags needs to step into Foofoo's world for a little chat.
I hope he's not going to be a dressing room distraction (and I'm not talking about Dizzie's soap-on-a-rope)

He was so-so. Some good runs and beat his man a few times but didn't get the ball into the right place. Coleman more effective. Looks older than 19 though. A nigerian 19?