Re: Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen))

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:40

fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA.... cheers

hairy cataract Sat 7 Jan - 16:40

Baines is our top scorer now. Goes to show just how shit Hibbo must be.

fatboblatch Sat 7 Jan - 16:42

Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA....

I don't want no tea, no tea......

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:43

fatboblatch wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA....

I don't want no tea, no tea......

or

...to put the champagne on ice. Very Happy

hairy cataract Sat 7 Jan - 16:44

fatboblatch wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA....

I don't want no tea, no tea......

I might get an injury
tell me ma me ma

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:44

Bluejags wrote:Adam West falls over and Burton Ward sends the Riddler the wrong way..

pleased he saved the cat ker-splaaaaat

fatboblatch Sat 7 Jan - 16:45

Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA....

I don't want no tea, no tea......

or

...to put the champagne on ice.

are we still in the League cup??? Laughing

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:45

Holy Hypnosis - get the Super Molecular Dust Separator

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:48

fatboblatch wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
fatboblatch wrote: we're all going the wem'bleeeeee

TELL ME MA, ME MA....

I don't want no tea, no tea......

or

...to put the champagne on ice.

are we still in the League cup???

No, but the FA Cup semi-final is at Wembley as well. cheers

They all count. Very Happy

fatboblatch Sat 7 Jan - 16:48

Who do you think will score first this season....Cahill or the Straq?

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:48

fatboblatch wrote:Who do you think will score first this season....Cahill or the Straq?

0-0

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:49

OS refusing to pick a man of the match Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen)) - Page 7 F_laugh

RhinoJagz Sat 7 Jan - 16:49

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:Who do you think will score first this season....Cahill or the Straq?
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Adam West will score with cat women first.

Lumper Sat 7 Jan - 16:49

No MOTM

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:50

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:OS refusing to pick a man of the match

Snods did that the last time I listened to the OS commentary as well. Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen)) - Page 7 F_laugh

He is either nuts or we really are shit. I think it is a bit of both to be honest. Very Happy

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:50

Bluejags wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:Who do you think will score first this season....Cahill or the Straq?
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Adam West will score with cat women first.

i'm on it now as well... bloody good show

RhinoJagz Sat 7 Jan - 16:52

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Bluejags wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
fatboblatch wrote:Who do you think will score first this season....Cahill or the Straq?
0-0

Adam West will score with cat women first.
i'm on it now as well... bloody good show

Fucks sake. He was just about to slap his cock off cat women's face when the arch criminals burst in the window in their oversized broom thingies...Sack Moyes!

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:52

SUCCESS !! SUCCESS !!

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:54

torture over,,, going for a shit

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:54

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:torture over,,, going for a shit

From one pile of shit to another!

RhinoJagz Sat 7 Jan - 16:55

Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 7 Jan - 16:56

Bluejags wrote:Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.

More chance of Catwoman getting a face full of Robin's gravy than us winning this comp

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:57

Positives from today:

Match fitness for Fellaini, McFadden and Anicebe.
We won.
We kept a clean sheet.
We weren't humiliated

Negatives

We were shite and uninspiring.
Coleman injured again adding to growing injury list.
No player stood out against a low league side.
We were shite and uninspiring, again.

Dixie Land Sat 7 Jan - 16:58

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Bluejags wrote:Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.
More chance of Catwoman getting a face full of Robin's gravy than us winning this comp

There may be a good chance of that though. Once again:

Burt Ward who played Robin the Boy Wonder, sidekick to Batman wrote an autobiography called “Boy Wonder, My life in tights”. In it he talks about his sexual exploits with fans and the thousands of women to whom he donated his, his words not mine ‘Batsperm’. This he calls ‘the ultimate autograph’. Apparently Batman sometimes watched.

Statman Sat 7 Jan - 16:59

Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:OS refusing to pick a man of the match

Snods did that the last time I listened to the OS commentary as well.

He is either nuts or we really are shit. I think it is a bit of both to be honest.

The thing is though is that pundits (especially ex-players) forget the fact that when they played we didn't always set the world on fire every game.

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