Re: Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen))

hairy cataract Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:00 pm

That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:00 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Bluejags wrote:Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.
More chance of Catwoman getting a face full of Robin's gravy than us winning this comp

There may be a good chance of that though. Once again:

Burt Ward who played Robin the Boy Wonder, sidekick to Batman wrote an autobiography called “Boy Wonder, My life in tights”. In it he talks about his sexual exploits with fans and the thousands of women to whom he donated his, his words not mine ‘Batsperm’. This he calls ‘the ultimate autograph’. Apparently Batman sometimes watched.

Holy Facial jizz ... ker-sploooosh

RhinoJagz Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:02 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Bluejags wrote:Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.
More chance of Catwoman getting a face full of Robin's gravy than us winning this comp

There may be a good chance of that though. Once again:

Burt Ward who played Robin the Boy Wonder, sidekick to Batman wrote an autobiography called “Boy Wonder, My life in tights”. In it he talks about his sexual exploits with fans and the thousands of women to whom he donated his, his words not mine ‘Batsperm’. This he calls ‘the ultimate autograph’. Apparently Batman sometimes watched.
Holy Facial jizz ... ker-sploooosh

To the sperm-0-dispinser computer Robin...!!!

RhinoJagz Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:04 pm

hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

I feel sorry for Spurs having to play 'in form' Everton next. Lambs to the slaughter.

Dixie Land Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:04 pm

Bluejags wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Bluejags wrote:Well that should quell the fans fears nicely. Totally dominant display. Fuck off Tamworth.
More chance of Catwoman getting a face full of Robin's gravy than us winning this comp

There may be a good chance of that though. Once again:

Burt Ward who played Robin the Boy Wonder, sidekick to Batman wrote an autobiography called “Boy Wonder, My life in tights”. In it he talks about his sexual exploits with fans and the thousands of women to whom he donated his, his words not mine ‘Batsperm’. This he calls ‘the ultimate autograph’. Apparently Batman sometimes watched.
Holy Facial jizz ... ker-sploooosh

To the sperm-0-dispinser computer Robin...!!!

I remember seeing this on QI a few years back. Never been able to watch Batman since. pale

fatboblatch Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:05 pm

hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

The hits keep coming Laughing

Bryan Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:06 pm

hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

earned me £33 for such a piss poor low scoring fucking game, fuck off everton i'll make money off you instead of you taking mine you devious twats

Mr_Ben Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:21 pm

Bryan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

earned me £33 for such a piss poor low scoring fucking game, fuck off everton i'll make money off you instead of you taking mine you devious twats

that will get us 5 pints (not 5 pints each) at the Dow and Anchor at Jumeirah Beach Hotel soon

Bryan Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:33 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
Bryan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

earned me £33 for such a piss poor low scoring fucking game, fuck off everton i'll make money off you instead of you taking mine you devious twats

that will get us 5 pints (not 5 pints each) at the Dow and Anchor at Jumeirah Beach Hotel soon

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anticipate_the_pass Sat 07 Jan 2012, 5:59 pm

Bryan wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
Bryan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

earned me £33 for such a piss poor low scoring fucking game, fuck off everton i'll make money off you instead of you taking mine you devious twats

that will get us 5 pints (not 5 pints each) at the Dow and Anchor at Jumeirah Beach Hotel soon

Party like a Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen)) - Page 8 161189

, how was the head the next day ?

Everton 2 Tamworth 0 (Heitinga, Baines (pen)) - Page 8 F_laugh

Dixie Land Sat 07 Jan 2012, 6:59 pm

anticipate_the_pass wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
Bryan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:That should silence the doubters.

Paddy Power have installed us as favourites to win the cup now. Okay, I made that up, but fuck it, we're unbeaten in about a million games now aren't we? As long as you don't count Bolton like.

TELL ME MA ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
WE'VE SCORED AGAINST TAMWORTH TWICE!
TELL ME MA ME MA!

earned me £33 for such a piss poor low scoring fucking game, fuck off everton i'll make money off you instead of you taking mine you devious twats

that will get us 5 pints (not 5 pints each) at the Dow and Anchor at Jumeirah Beach Hotel soon

Party like a , how was the head the next day ?

I don't know what half those drinks are... wouldn't mind finding out though.

Mr_Ben Mon 09 Jan 2012, 9:53 am

What was Jimmy Mac like, The Sunday Times gave him 4/10.

Dixie Land Mon 09 Jan 2012, 1:09 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:What was Jimmy Mac like, The Sunday Times gave him 4/10.

Didn't really see much of the ball at all. Had a decent chance in the first half but hit it wide. Suppose it got him some match fitness at least.

Yankthattoffee Mon 09 Jan 2012, 1:50 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:What was Jimmy Mac like, The Sunday Times gave him 4/10.

4/10 is about right.
As Dixie said, he really didn't feature or stand out as you would hope against such opposition.
DM takes step backwards. No idea as to why, other than getting a fee for him (like Neill) at some time, but even that is unlikely with the deal he's got.

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