Premier League: Tottenham v Everton (Postponed)

Opening day of the season. Ice creams aplenty and burnt faces. Managers using hands as visers to block out the sun. Lush green surfaces to play on. New players on show. Grumpy players who wanted out sit stone faced on the bench. Everton galaxy of new stars bedded in and ready to perform. Football is back and not too soon. The story of the game may hinge on who Spurs manage to hold onto and who Everton can find. An injury free pre-season would help also. Anyway a nervy starts for Spurs as Everton take advantage of low expectations. Baines and <new signing> to score for the Blues. 1-2 win.

Who in sweet fuck and in all that is divine are Spurs anyway????

0-1 Hibbo screamer in the 97th minute

High expectations at Spurs, but key players want out. Europa nights beckon for the overpaid chumps who have even less chance than the Shite of challenging for the Top 4 this season. Everton field exactly the same team as last season and carry on the way they left off. 0-3 to the mighty Blues - an Arteta free kick, a Beckford bobble and a Cahill classic at the far post.

might not go ahead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2023495/Tottenham-fear-riots-affect-Everton-match.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

YAKUBLUE wrote:might not go ahead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2023495/Tottenham-fear-riots-affect-Everton-match.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I knew my plan would work! Carefully placed members of my domestic staff attacking Curry's, Sports Direct and Mothercare leading to a postponement of the match until we are on fire (if you pardon the pun) in May, with the extra benefit of a nice new telly, a pair of Nikes, and pair of OshKosh Mr Men dungarees.

If the game is postponed at least all the new signigns will have more time to get to know thier new teammates.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/08/london-riots-tottenham-hotspur

Super wrote:If the game is postponed at least all the new signigns will have more time to get to know thier new teammates.

Yeah, but we don't want tottenham to have a settled team.

we're gonna get battered

Albert wrote:we're gonna get battered

By PC Truncheon?

Well I will be able to watch us get battered, as Sports Lounge in Peterborough is apparently showing this game on Saturday.

at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

If they burn down White Hot Lane we can claim the 3 points

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

Mr_Ben wrote:

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Tonteau wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.

Dixie Land wrote:

Tonteau wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.

..and both would be above Tottenham Hotspur

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Tonteau wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws!

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.

..and both would be above Tottenham Hotspur

Wolves are fucked, even Wilves will be above them!

game has been postponed!

paul wrote:game has been postponed!

Boo, was looking forward to watching it in the pub on Saturday afternoon.

Nice one. Now if we can postpone every one of our games before Christmas and play them all at the end of the season, on past form we'll win the fucking PL title!

Quickly swapped the Everton & Spurs players in my fantasy football team.

Neville on twitter....

"I'm in depression now-trained for 6 weeks for saturday's game I know its 100% the right decision but I'm going to sulk all day!!!"