Liverpool 2 Everton 2 (Distin, Beckford)
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Liverpool 2 Everton 2 (Distin, Beckford)
Dixie Land Sat 8 Jan - 17:26
OK, this is the big one and the Mighty Blues of Everton are going to show this bunch of classless, clueless, murdering bastards the way to show football. Now that Kenny Dogleash is back in charge it gives us far more of an incentive to thrash the arse off this bunch of fuckwits.
I reckon that we will win by at least 87 goals and that Steven Gerrard will be sent off at least twice for diving. Im also going to say that Saha will score after 0.73 seconds with a stunning volley from the kick off. Coleman will score a hat-trick despite being banned and Hibbo will take his tally for the season to 12 by scoring 12 goals.
Im going to go for an 89-1 win for the Mighty Blues with Kenny Dogleash being sacked at half time and the dream team of Rafa and Woy Hodgson taking over at full time.
WHO THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE LIVERPOOL FC ANYWAY?????
I reckon that we will win by at least 87 goals and that Steven Gerrard will be sent off at least twice for diving. Im also going to say that Saha will score after 0.73 seconds with a stunning volley from the kick off. Coleman will score a hat-trick despite being banned and Hibbo will take his tally for the season to 12 by scoring 12 goals.
Im going to go for an 89-1 win for the Mighty Blues with Kenny Dogleash being sacked at half time and the dream team of Rafa and Woy Hodgson taking over at full time.
WHO THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE LIVERPOOL FC ANYWAY?????
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ToffeeDan Sat 8 Jan - 17:28
I was with you all the way until the bit about Hibbo...
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Dixie Land Sat 8 Jan - 17:30
Toffee Dan wrote:I was with you all the way until the bit about Hibbo...
OK, just the 11 goals for Hibbo then. I got carried away.
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Made 4 Gwladys Sat 8 Jan - 17:33
What a load of crap Dixie.. the shite will NOT score ! 
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Dixie Land Sat 8 Jan - 17:34
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:What a load of crap Dixie.. the shite will NOT score !
Sorry, I forgot that Jagielka wasnt playing.
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Sheep Flavour Sat 8 Jan - 17:56
1-3 Everton.
I fully expect Liverpool to win or draw there next two games and us to beat them and beat them well and show them there first defeat under king kenny.
RS to have the banners out saying that the want the Yanks out.
RS to say they always wanted Owen Coyle and not Kenny Daglish.
RS to say that they can still make top four and that they about to sign Messi.
I hate them so much.
I fully expect Liverpool to win or draw there next two games and us to beat them and beat them well and show them there first defeat under king kenny.
RS to have the banners out saying that the want the Yanks out.
RS to say they always wanted Owen Coyle and not Kenny Daglish.
RS to say that they can still make top four and that they about to sign Messi.
I hate them so much.
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Mr_Ben Sun 9 Jan - 5:36
2-0 Stevie G and Torres (Aldridge to miss penalty)
Everton to go missing again. Infact Bily to actually disappear
If it is similar to last year where we are 1 player up and should just batter them and loose, i will be in tears.
Everton to go missing again. Infact Bily to actually disappear
If it is similar to last year where we are 1 player up and should just batter them and loose, i will be in tears.
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Mr_Ben Sun 9 Jan - 8:50
I wonder if DM will go with Saha and Beckford up front?
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fatboblatch Sun 9 Jan - 12:16
Mr_Ben wrote:I wonder if DM will go with Saha and Beckford up front?
Hope so....kinda....still not convinced by Beckford....
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mindyerEnvelopeRef? Sun 9 Jan - 14:44
Saha and Beckford until 60 minutes, then, when we are 4-0 up, Yak and Gueye. For Mirielles v Yakubu II.
Stevie me then wins 4 penalties within 10 minutes by diving, demonstrating increasing degrees of difficulty and earns a spot in the Olympic high-board team for 2012. However he misses them all, and walks out on the poo with 5 minutes to go to become John Terry's new love interest.
Hope it's Webb again....
Stevie me then wins 4 penalties within 10 minutes by diving, demonstrating increasing degrees of difficulty and earns a spot in the Olympic high-board team for 2012. However he misses them all, and walks out on the poo with 5 minutes to go to become John Terry's new love interest.
Hope it's Webb again....
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Armchair Sun 9 Jan - 15:06
Assuming the Shite get knocked out by Manure, will Gerrard be banned?
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Made 4 Gwladys Sun 9 Jan - 15:18
Assuming the inevitable appeal fails... I think soArmchair Evertonian wrote:Assuming the Shite get knocked out by Manure, will Gerrard be banned?
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Armchair Sun 9 Jan - 15:30
BonusMade 4 Gwladys wrote:Assuming the inevitable appeal fails... I think soArmchair Evertonian wrote:Assuming the Shite get knocked out by Manure, will Gerrard be banned?
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mindyerEnvelopeRef? Sun 9 Jan - 15:32
Violent conduct is almost never overruled, rather have Reina suspended though. He was giving Webb a piece of his mind after the whistle (or asking if he knows anyone who needs a goalie)......
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Mr_Ben Sun 9 Jan - 16:18
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Assuming the Shite get knocked out by Manure, will Gerrard be banned?
Yes he is
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Bluey Sun 9 Jan - 16:47
I kinda think that four pts of the shite is not a bad haul. But without Gerrard and a shite Torres why not fucking go for it. They are going to get a tough time Wednesday with Blackpool fully rested. Go in there Moyes and draw blood.
This one like the last one is ours to lose. So do Everton have the metal, the strength to see them beat. I fucking hope so.
This one like the last one is ours to lose. So do Everton have the metal, the strength to see them beat. I fucking hope so.
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fatboblatch Sun 9 Jan - 16:55
[quote="Blueyaletdinov"]I kinda think that four pts of the shite is not a bad haul. But without Gerrard and a shite Torres why not fucking go for it. They are going to get a tough time Wednesday with Blackpool fully rested. Go in there Moyes and draw blood.
This one like the last one is ours to lose. So do Everton have the metal, the strength to see them beat. I fucking hope so. [/quote
Didn't think the shite played badly today and will be very very very hyped up for the derby, it will just be down to who wants it more....I just hope the team that turned up for the Stoke game doesn't turn up for this one...it's a six pointer!!!
This one like the last one is ours to lose. So do Everton have the metal, the strength to see them beat. I fucking hope so. [/quote
Didn't think the shite played badly today and will be very very very hyped up for the derby, it will just be down to who wants it more....I just hope the team that turned up for the Stoke game doesn't turn up for this one...it's a six pointer!!!
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Bluey Sun 9 Jan - 17:01
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Big game this one, but without reason, I think we'll beat them there. Hope to fuck I am right, just think the tide has turned and further hope that Dogman is doing a Shearer. That is a dream too far. The squad they have is not up for a Derby. Blackpool will give them a torrid time and Moyes will want a better record. Be gutted if we lose this one and the players have to show real character against "lesser" teams. Which is what they are nowadays.
Blueyaletdinov wrote:I kinda think that four pts of the shite is not a bad haul. But without Gerrard and a shite Torres why not fucking go for it. They are going to get a tough time Wednesday with Blackpool fully rested. Go in there Moyes and draw blood.
This one like the last one is ours to lose. So do Everton have the metal, the strength to see them beat. I fucking hope so. [/quote
Didn't think the shite played badly today and will be very very very hyped up for the derby, it will just be down to who wants it more....I just hope the team that turned up for the Stoke game doesn't turn up for this one...it's a six pointer!!!
Big game this one, but without reason, I think we'll beat them there. Hope to fuck I am right, just think the tide has turned and further hope that Dogman is doing a Shearer. That is a dream too far. The squad they have is not up for a Derby. Blackpool will give them a torrid time and Moyes will want a better record. Be gutted if we lose this one and the players have to show real character against "lesser" teams. Which is what they are nowadays.
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Statman Sun 9 Jan - 18:59
I think that if they play like they did today they will give us a real test in the Derby. Dalglish's first home game as well.
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Armchair Sun 9 Jan - 19:15
With Gerrard out and Torres off form they will have no option but to kick us off the park. Arteta and Pienaar will be clobbered at every opportunity, Baines and Coleman will be sythed down if they try to run at anyone and they will wind up Fellaini in the hope he gets himself sent off.
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hairy cataract Sun 9 Jan - 19:21
If they play like they did today, we should stroll it. ManUre never got out of second gear but the only mystery was how they managed to score just one goal. Without Gerrard the Shite were fucking terrible. Torres is just counting down the days til he can get the fuck out of there, and the rest of them are lacking in any guts or talent. How many fifty fifty balls did they win? Fuck all, unless you count Gerrard's leg-breaker that got him correctly red carded.
We need an early goal - take a bow Mr Saha - then get Baines roasting them down the left like Giggs did They won't be able to mark Beckford because they are shit down the middle, so this could be his big chance to grab the headlines. Fellaini will win everything in the midfield no problem at all.
Can't see us winning by any less than 3-0 to be honest.
We need an early goal - take a bow Mr Saha - then get Baines roasting them down the left like Giggs did They won't be able to mark Beckford because they are shit down the middle, so this could be his big chance to grab the headlines. Fellaini will win everything in the midfield no problem at all.
Can't see us winning by any less than 3-0 to be honest.
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mindyerEnvelopeRef? Sun 9 Jan - 19:25
hairy cataract wrote:If they play like they did today, we should stroll it. ManUre never got out of second gear but the only mystery was how they managed to score just one goal. Without Gerrard the Shite were fucking terrible. Torres is just counting down the days til he can get the fuck out of there, and the rest of them are lacking in any guts or talent. How many fifty fifty balls did they win? Fuck all, unless you count Gerrard's leg-breaker that got him correctly red carded.
We need an early goal - take a bow Mr Saha - then get Baines roasting them down the left like Giggs did They won't be able to mark Beckford because they are shit down the middle, so this could be his big chance to grab the headlines. Fellaini will win everything in the midfield no problem at all.
Can't see us winning by any less than 3-0 to be honest.
Fuck me, you're mellowing.......
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Bryan Sun 9 Jan - 21:35
£10 on Felliani to be sent off.
1-0 to the shite.
Daglish to be knighted, Gerrard to shag Kate Middleton, and give birth to a poodle in 9 months.
1-0 to the shite.
Daglish to be knighted, Gerrard to shag Kate Middleton, and give birth to a poodle in 9 months.
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BB Mon 10 Jan - 17:03
I know it's been asked before, and answered, but I thought I'd ask again, just for the hell of it?
Is the diving scum bag banned?
Any of our players missing through suspension? I heard Colemans name mentioned somewhere.
Is the diving scum bag banned?
Any of our players missing through suspension? I heard Colemans name mentioned somewhere.
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RhinoJagz Mon 10 Jan - 17:22
BB wrote:I know it's been asked before, and answered, but I thought I'd ask again, just for the hell of it?
Is the diving scum bag banned?
Any of our players missing through suspension? I heard Colemans name mentioned somewhere.
Stevie Me is out, Coleman isnt...
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