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Post  Sack the Juggler on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 1:00 pm

They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 1:06 pm

Sportinglife - "Bet365 have gone 6/1 from 12/1 about Liverpool not winning a Premier League game in January after their 2-1 defeat at Blackpool on Wednesday night."

Hmmmm....
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Post  RhinoJagz on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 1:06 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

Love it. Attention to detail... lol!

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Post  VenezuelaBlue on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 1:16 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 1:30 pm

VenezuelaBlue wrote:And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)


Only on official records. It would go down in folklore however as the Hibbert Derby - I think he would be happy with that.
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Post  Top Balcony Blue on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 2:42 pm

Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.
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Post  Bluey on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 3:41 pm

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.
Or we and Wolves do the double over them cheers
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 4:24 pm

Blueyaletdinov wrote:
Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.
Or we and Wolves do the double over them cheers
Like Blackpool did Laughing
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Post  Bluey on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 4:30 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Blueyaletdinov wrote:
Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.
Or we and Wolves do the double over them cheers
Like Blackpool did Laughing
Perfect start for Kenny P4 L4 he'd be catching up with Woys away record.
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Thu 13 Jan 2011, 7:40 pm

VenezuelaBlue wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)

and if Hibbert gets a goal would that entitle him to have the Number 2 in gold?
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Post  Blue gazza on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:38 am

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.

i am thinking the same.. hope to fuck i am wrong and we turn em over good style.

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Post  Super on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:35 pm

Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough.

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1
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Post  Blue gazza on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:59 pm

Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:03 pm

YAKUBLUE wrote:
Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

Whats does Lawro know? Me-thinks the current team is more fragile than he thinks, as an early Everton goal could trigger a landslide as Liverpool heads drop and the crowd gets impatient.
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Post  Bryan on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:23 pm

Jags out, Piennar likely to play.


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Post  Bryan on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:43 pm

http://www.evertonfc.com//news/archive/2011/01/14/jags-to-miss-derby

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Post  Blue gazza on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 3:21 pm

Bryan wrote:http://www.evertonfc.com//news/archive/2011/01/14/jags-to-miss-derby

does that mean no torres either,as he is always in jags's pocket Very Happy
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Post  Armchair on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:12 pm

YAKUBLUE wrote:
Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

lol!
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:41 pm

I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:43 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?
Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:58 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?
Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

I can't see Peanut leaving that quickly, and DM seems to indicate he will be available for selection, but would you pick him?
Pip is the bigger concern. I hope he plays, otherwise EVERYTHING from the Shyte will go down our right.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 5:14 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?
Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

I can't see Peanut leaving that quickly, and DM seems to indicate he will be available for selection, but would you pick him?
Pip is the bigger concern. I hope he plays, otherwise EVERYTHING from the Shyte will go down our right.
Harsh that YTT... Hiberto will boss the right & score as well Very Happy
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?
Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

I can't see Peanut leaving that quickly, and DM seems to indicate he will be available for selection, but would you pick him?
Pip is the bigger concern. I hope he plays, otherwise EVERYTHING from the Shyte will go down our right.
Harsh that YTT... Hiberto will boss the right & score as well Very Happy

Your choice Gwladys. Hibbo or Pip playing the right with Coleman?
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Post  ToffeeDan on Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:00 am

If we go into this with the right attitude - FROM THE OFF - we can batter them. If we do the usual Moyes Derby thing we might need to find something else to cheer us up Sunday night.. It's in the balance but it's ours for the taking.

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Liverpoole Echo Sun 12 March 1234: Euerton celebrate another drubbing of ye Shoite - quaffing muche Ale (Ye Spellowe, Blacke Horse, Wims Lowe (upstairs)) and spliffs & oft singing new chant "1,2 - 1,2,3 - 1,2,3,4 - 5-Nil." Big Dunkane (Bird Keeper of Euerton) was, yet again, sent-off by Judge Polle for landing several blows at head of serf James of Carreggore & Red Shoite Stephen Meelaar, Squire of Hitune fame who wed Ladie of The Night Alexa de Curraine and is wont to fight pubbe minstrels, was given an earlie dunking in Ye Mere of Stanlee Parke for an elbough to face of local serf Hibbeyrt. After being given ye olde clothe of vinegar by Rath-Boyne Hibbeyrt returned to scoreth fifth & finale goale past Ye Flying Pigge Thomas of Lawrence in Parke Ende - a riot followed. Euerton: Weste, Hibbeyrt, Wilsone, La Boyne, Mountyfielde, Balle, Kendel, Harveigh, Fergusaine, Latcheford, Deen of Tran Mere
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Post  ToffeeDan on Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:04 am

Yankthattoffee wrote:
VenezuelaBlue wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)

and if Hibbert gets a goal would that entitle him to have the Number 2 in gold?

Probably even his "Number 2"!

Even if it went down as an o.g. it would do him - does he look like he cares about the big fat zero in the goals column (plus one that is)?

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Liverpoole Echo Sun 12 March 1234: Euerton celebrate another drubbing of ye Shoite - quaffing muche Ale (Ye Spellowe, Blacke Horse, Wims Lowe (upstairs)) and spliffs & oft singing new chant "1,2 - 1,2,3 - 1,2,3,4 - 5-Nil." Big Dunkane (Bird Keeper of Euerton) was, yet again, sent-off by Judge Polle for landing several blows at head of serf James of Carreggore & Red Shoite Stephen Meelaar, Squire of Hitune fame who wed Ladie of The Night Alexa de Curraine and is wont to fight pubbe minstrels, was given an earlie dunking in Ye Mere of Stanlee Parke for an elbough to face of local serf Hibbeyrt. After being given ye olde clothe of vinegar by Rath-Boyne Hibbeyrt returned to scoreth fifth & finale goale past Ye Flying Pigge Thomas of Lawrence in Parke Ende - a riot followed. Euerton: Weste, Hibbeyrt, Wilsone, La Boyne, Mountyfielde, Balle, Kendel, Harveigh, Fergusaine, Latcheford, Deen of Tran Mere
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