Liverpool 2 Everton 2 (Distin, Beckford)

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

VenezuelaBlue wrote:And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.

Blueyaletdinov wrote:

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.

Or we and Wolves do the double over them

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Blueyaletdinov wrote:

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.

Or we and Wolves do the double over them

Like Blackpool did

VenezuelaBlue wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Nailed on home win now I reckon. They'll treat playing us like a cup final (ironic eh?) and get a lucky win by the odd goal. All the kopites will be spunking over Dog Leash and hailing a 'turning point' in their season, until they lose away at Wolves a week later.

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough.

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

YAKUBLUE wrote:

Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

Bryan wrote:http://www.evertonfc.com//news/archive/2011/01/14/jags-to-miss-derby

YAKUBLUE wrote:

Super wrote:Lawro predicts.....

Liverpool v Everton (1405 GMT)

If Kenny Dalglish didn't know already how big a challenge he has taken on by becoming Liverpool boss for a second time then I would think he certainly knows now after Wednesday's defeat by Blackpool.

The Reds will be without the suspended Steven Gerrard and the injured Jamie Carragher which is a massive blow, especially in a derby match where you want strong characters.

But Anfield will be absolutely crackling for Dalglish's first home game back in charge. There will be a great atmosphere and I think Liverpool fans know the players need all the help they can possibly give them at the moment because, quite simply, some of them are just not good enough. Needless to say, i will be there wanking off Alan Hansen if we score though

Like me, Everton manager David Moyes was at Bloomfield Road to watch Liverpool lose to Blackpool on Wednesday and he will probably be hoping the Reds put in the same sort of display against his side.

Moyes has done a great job with what he has got in his squad. He still needs a striker but he doesn't have any money to go out and buy so, if they do get anyone in, then it will probably be a loan deal.

Prediction: 1-1

Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?

Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?

Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

I can't see Peanut leaving that quickly, and DM seems to indicate he will be available for selection, but would you pick him?
Pip is the bigger concern. I hope he plays, otherwise EVERYTHING from the Shyte will go down our right.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:I hope the Peanut saga and the loss of Yak doesn't have a destabilising effect on us?
So who plays wide left? Bily or Rodders?
So no Jags, how about Pip?

Surely Bily for Pienaar & Heitinga for Jags

I can't see Peanut leaving that quickly, and DM seems to indicate he will be available for selection, but would you pick him?
Pip is the bigger concern. I hope he plays, otherwise EVERYTHING from the Shyte will go down our right.

Harsh that YTT... Hiberto will boss the right & score as well

Yankthattoffee wrote:

VenezuelaBlue wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:They ae terrified of losing now, so even if they score early doors, they sit further and further back and nervously defend it, leaving us to send forward waves of attacks, especially if we start off with two up front.

If we do score, i reckon we'll change it around and shut up shop, so just the 1-0 for us, unless we get a stray breakaway goal like. I can just see it now, hibbert gets a tackle in on ladyboy down by our corner flag, he starts bringing it forward and the shyte back off looking for someone to mark, he keeps going forward and suddenly he is in their half and chugging down the line, with the rest of the blues camped firmly in their own half and not allowing the shyte any chance to counter attack.

Hibbert sees he is all alone and doesn't know what to do, so decided to head down to their corner flag and waste some time whilst trying to get rid of the ball at the first opportunity - the shyte are still waiting for the cross and all of them (except ladyboy who is still sitting on the floor where hibbert left him, sulking) are marking Beckford, the lone striker at this point.

Beckford gives up waiting for the chugging hibbert, who is still desparately looking for someone to cross the ball too, and starts jogging back to the centre circle, which causes chaos in the shyte defence, and they all start jogging back with beckford or marking each other or reina whilst ladyboy is still on the floor sulking.

Hibbert sees there's no one around him so angles in towards the edge of their box, going slower still and wondering when he can get rid of the ball. The crowd goes silent. The reds in terrible realisation that Hibbert is unmarked and heading towards their goal, the blues wondering what the fuck hibbert is going to do.

Too late Srktel realises the danger and runs to intercept Hiibert as he closes in on the six yard box. Hibbert finally starts to relax, the shyte are finally going to tackle him so he can lose the ball and jog back to his own half. With Skrtel closing down on him Hibbert winds up to welly it and gives Skertl a change to get a bit closer so his miss wont seem too bad.

WELLY! The ball goes flying off towards the opposite side of the pitch for what would have been a throw in to Liverpool.... if it hadn't hit Sketrl full in the face and rebounds through Reina's legs for a goal. The away end erupts and the Everton players leg up the pitch and dive on top of Hibbert, who despite having 10 men and Moyes piling on top of him, still strolls back to take up his position before the game kicks off again.

Hibbert wipes his nose on the top half of his sleeve with the satisfied look of a job well done.

And the bummer is... Hibbinho finally gets one and it goes down as an o.g. to Skrtel

( Kit-man makes a mental note - new shirt for Hibbo and a pot of Vick`s Vapour Rub)

and if Hibbert gets a goal would that entitle him to have the Number 2 in gold?