Everton 2 (Saha, Coleman) Spurs 1

YAKUBLUE wrote:love it

and who the fuck are spuds anyway

hairy cataract wrote:We'll get off to a flier and race to a 7-0 lead at half-time. Moyes will get carried away with the excitement and make a strange substitution, to prove he isn't predictable or negative, replacing Howard in goal with his pet duck. The duck will play a blinder but his lack of height will eventually find him out and Spurs will come back to win 8-7.

BOOOOOOO!!!! SACK MOYLES!!!!! The duck? He'll never make it.

Armchair Evertonian wrote:0-2 (Jags o.g., Hibbert o.g.)

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:0-2 (Jags o.g., Hibbert o.g.)

You forgot Felliani being sent off for a second yellow, the first for kicking the ball away, and the 2nd for deliberate time wasting with 39 mins still to go.

Everton boss David Moyes has revealed defender Phil Jagielka will miss both Wednesday night’s game with Tottenham and Saturday’s FA Cup tie at Scunthorpe.

The England man returned from injury to face Stoke City at the weekend but is now set to miss the Blues next two games.

Seamus Coleman is also a doubt for the game against Spurs with a rib injury sustained at the Britannia Stadium.

Moyes said: “He (Jagielka) has a thigh strain. I have also got a doubt over Seamus Coleman. He was coughing up blood and we thought he had cracked a rib. Thankfully it is not as bad as we thought but we will need to see how he is.

“Jagielka will miss this game and the cup game at the weekend as well.”

The Blues boss added: “John Heitinga has done a couple of days training – whether he is ready or not is a decision we will have to make.

“We will have a choice (in replacing Jagielka), if we can get John Heitinga fit or there is Tony Hibbert.”

Valentino Blue wrote:Jags is apparently knackered for the next two games and Coleman's a doubt

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2011/01/04/jags-to-miss-next-two

Everton boss David Moyes has revealed defender Phil Jagielka will miss both Wednesday night’s game with Tottenham and Saturday’s FA Cup tie at Scunthorpe.

The England man returned from injury to face Stoke City at the weekend but is now set to miss the Blues next two games.

Seamus Coleman is also a doubt for the game against Spurs with a rib injury sustained at the Britannia Stadium.

Moyes said: “He (Jagielka) has a thigh strain. I have also got a doubt over Seamus Coleman. He was coughing up blood and we thought he had cracked a rib. Thankfully it is not as bad as we thought but we will need to see how he is.

“Jagielka will miss this game and the cup game at the weekend as well.”

The Blues boss added: “John Heitinga has done a couple of days training – whether he is ready or not is a decision we will have to make.

“We will have a choice (in replacing Jagielka), if we can get John Heitinga fit or there is Tony Hibbert.”

Hibbert at CB Crouch will fucking love that

Tonteau wrote:

Valentino Blue wrote:Jags is apparently knackered for the next two games and Coleman's a doubt

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2011/01/04/jags-to-miss-next-two

Everton boss David Moyes has revealed defender Phil Jagielka will miss both Wednesday night’s game with Tottenham and Saturday’s FA Cup tie at Scunthorpe.

The England man returned from injury to face Stoke City at the weekend but is now set to miss the Blues next two games.

Seamus Coleman is also a doubt for the game against Spurs with a rib injury sustained at the Britannia Stadium.

Moyes said: “He (Jagielka) has a thigh strain. I have also got a doubt over Seamus Coleman. He was coughing up blood and we thought he had cracked a rib. Thankfully it is not as bad as we thought but we will need to see how he is.

“Jagielka will miss this game and the cup game at the weekend as well.”

The Blues boss added: “John Heitinga has done a couple of days training – whether he is ready or not is a decision we will have to make.

“We will have a choice (in replacing Jagielka), if we can get John Heitinga fit or there is Tony Hibbert.”

Hibbert at CB Crouch will fucking love that

Can we please have Shane Duffy there and not Hibbert! Hoping Heitinga Is fit.

hairy cataract wrote:Team could be:

Howard
Neville Hibbo Distin Baines
Rodwell Arteta Fellaini Osman Pienaar
Saha

Rodwell playing deep in the Fellaini role, Fellaini playing off Saha in the Cahill role. Saha fulfilling the usual striker's role at Everton of missing barn doors and cows' arses while falling over a lot and looking at the sky with a pissed off expression.

Valentino Blue wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:Team could be:

Howard
Neville Hibbo Distin Baines
Rodwell Arteta Fellaini Osman Pienaar
Saha

Rodwell playing deep in the Fellaini role, Fellaini playing off Saha in the Cahill role. Saha fulfilling the usual striker's role at Everton of missing barn doors and cows' arses while falling over a lot and looking at the sky with a pissed off expression.

I'd imagine it'll be something along the lines of

Howards

Neville Hibbery Distin Baines

Felli Rodders

Anichebe Arteta Pienaar

Yak/Saha

Mr_Ben wrote:Gareth Bale Hatrick and Van der Vart to score.

Jags to get 1 when we are 2-0 down, to slightly prick tease us all.