Re: 5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian"

hairy cataract Tue 26 Jan - 13:18

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:...and this:

www.hibbertofficial.com

Unbelievable.

Doesn't work. Fitting in a way that you can't pass Hibbo's website to anyone.

Bluey Tue 26 Jan - 13:22

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:...and this:

www.hibbertofficial.com

Unbelievable.

Doesn't work. Fitting in a way that you can't pass Hibbo's website to anyone.

Try www.rowzz.com

Michael Crosby S74 Tue 26 Jan - 13:23

Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Dixie Land Tue 26 Jan - 13:24

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

It'll be renamed Heitinga and Crosby Official before you know it.

hairy cataract Tue 26 Jan - 13:29

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

Dixie Land Tue 26 Jan - 13:30

hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

hairy cataract Tue 26 Jan - 13:32

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

Michael Crosby S74 Tue 26 Jan - 13:34

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

Yeah, I mentioned I had had a season ticket for 13 years, said I ran a message board in my spare time, sent them the link for here.........oh bollocks.

Dixie Land Tue 26 Jan - 13:35

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

There could be a picture of us with our fingers in a dyke.

hairy cataract Tue 26 Jan - 13:35

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

Yeah, I mentioned I had had a season ticket for 13 years, said I ran a message board in my spare time, sent them the link for here.........oh bollocks.

you're fucked in that case.

Have a look at the galleries by the way, you might not be so keen to get involved...

Michael Crosby S74 Tue 26 Jan - 13:37

hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

Yeah, I mentioned I had had a season ticket for 13 years, said I ran a message board in my spare time, sent them the link for here.........oh bollocks.

you're fucked in that case.

Have a look at the galleries by the way, you might not be so keen to get involved...

If they are paying i'm in......

hairy cataract Tue 26 Jan - 13:50

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

Yeah, I mentioned I had had a season ticket for 13 years, said I ran a message board in my spare time, sent them the link for here.........oh bollocks.

you're fucked in that case.

Have a look at the galleries by the way, you might not be so keen to get involved...

If they are paying i'm in......

He might want to cuddle you first

5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian" - Page 11 Heitin10

Super Wed 27 Jan - 3:16

hairy cataract wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Just emailed them and got a reply.

We're on, i'll let you know what happens.

Nice one. Do they need any jokes about tulips and whores? I'm very cheap.

So are the whores.

Brilliant. We could do a double act on Heitinga's soft-porn homosexual website. There could be a big picture of us in our skiddies, holding tulips over our bulging bits, with loads of crap Dutch jokes. How could they say no to that?

5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian" - Page 11 Heitinga_everton_40236_450x300px

mindyerEnvelopeRef? Wed 27 Jan - 4:47

Just woke the house up laughing....... lol!

Dixie Land Thu 28 Jan - 7:13

are brother-in-laws. Just wondering if there had been any other cases of brother-in-laws playing against each other? Cant think of any off hand. scratch

Knight of Thorgothshire Thu 28 Jan - 12:24

Does Frankenstein play? If so, maybe Kuyt and him would... oh wait, they are brothers. Never mind.

The Griffin Fri 29 Jan - 3:03

Big Dunc had John Parrott a game of snooker, once.

Can't think of any brothers-in-law but has Neville played against Neville and the Arne-Riise's played against each other in the Europa (Roma/Fulham)

Top Balcony Blue Fri 29 Jan - 3:48

Dixie, after you pressed the Send button, did you think to yourself 'Actually do I really give a fuck?'

Super Fri 29 Jan - 4:13

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Dixie, after you pressed the Send button, did you think to yourself 'Actually do I really give a fuck?'

5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian" - Page 11 830563

tadpole Fri 29 Jan - 4:17

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:are brother-in-laws. Just wondering if there had been any other cases of brother-in-laws playing against each other? Cant think of any off hand.

Redknapp and Lampard?

ToffeeDan Fri 29 Jan - 4:41

He isn't yet married to Zenden's sister - they are engaged.

hairy cataract Fri 29 Jan - 5:05

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Dixie, after you pressed the Send button, did you think to yourself 'Actually do I really give a fuck?'

5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian" - Page 11 F_laugh

You could say the same about 90% of the posts on here though...

The Griffin Fri 29 Jan - 5:14

Toffee Dan wrote:He isn't yet married to Zenden's sister - they are engaged.

Dixieeros

5: Johnny Heitinga -"proud Evertonian" - Page 11 Doh

Knight of Thorgothshire Fri 29 Jan - 7:27

hairy cataract wrote:
Top Balcony Blue wrote:Dixie, after you pressed the Send button, did you think to yourself 'Actually do I really give a fuck?'

You could say the same about 90% of the posts on here though...

I think that estimate is a bit low mate.

Bryan Fri 29 Jan - 7:36

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:are brother-in-laws. Just wondering if there had been any other cases of brother-in-laws playing against each other? Cant think of any off hand.

2:13PM...or 2:13AM.

It'd explain this..

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