20 - Dele Alli - ready to explode

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Some may have doubts, but I'm f'ing delighted... best player we've signed in a very long time IMO

Thats a big shout given we've signed Iwobi, Rondon, Mykolenko, El Ghazi, Gbamin, Delph, Tosun and others in recent years!! Some quality to compete with there!!! But he's no McFadden!!

callmebubbles wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Some may have doubts, but I'm f'ing delighted... best player we've signed in a very long time IMO

Thats a big shout given we've signed Iwobi, Rondon, Mykolenko, El Ghazi, Gbamin, Delph, Tosun and others in recent years!! Some quality to compete with there!!! But he's no McFadden!!

callmebubbles wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Some may have doubts, but I'm f'ing delighted... best player we've signed in a very long time IMO

Thats a big shout given we've signed Iwobi, Rondon, Mykolenko, El Ghazi, Gbamin, Delph, Tosun and others in recent years!! Some quality to compete with there!!! But he's no McFadden!!

Words of wisdom right there!

I'm sure we all know what he can do... but I particularly liked this collection

I do wonder if Frank will go 4-3-3 with Dele in an attacking role with DCL & Richie ??

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I do wonder if Frank will go 4-3-3 with Dele in an attacking role with DCL & Richie ??

I'd like to see 433:

Gray - DCL - Richie
Alli
Allan - Duke/VDB
Some random combination of defenders who hopefully will stop producing howlers.

Armchair wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I do wonder if Frank will go 4-3-3 with Dele in an attacking role with DCL & Richie ??

I'd like to see 433:

Gray - DCL - Richie
       Alli
 Allan  - Duke/VDB
Some random combination of defenders who hopefully will stop producing howlers.

how about


     DCL - Richie
          Alli

Gray/Townsend - VDB
    Allan / Duke

Some random combination of defenders who hopefully will stop producing howlers.

DCL
Ritchie Alli Gray
Allan VDB
Anyone but Mykolenko Mina Godfrey Patterson
Pickford

When Duke is back, he comes in for whoever is injured at that time, as we akways have loads of fucking injuries. Please God Iwobi never plays again. Townsend and Gordon will be ahead of him anyway

Gray and Richie both like to cut in from the left to be at their most effective. I'd have an either/or of Richie and DCL up front with Gray on the left and Gordon on the right, with Dele behind them. Donny in the centre of midfield with Allan or Doucoure in front of the back four. Seamus or Patterson at right back, me and my mum in central defence, and Ashley Cole at left back.

hairy cataract wrote:Gray and Richie both like to cut in from the left to be at their most effective.  I'd have an either/or of Richie and DCL up front with Gray on the left and Gordon on the right, with Dele behind them.  Donny in the centre of midfield with Allan or Doucoure in front of the back four.  Seamus or Patterson at right back, me and my mum in  central defence, and Ashley Cole at left back.

Isn't your mum cup tied for the weekend? And I'd prefer Old King Cole to Mykolenko.

Yep, either Bubbles or Hairy's line-ups for me.

Easy this management game innit? I can only presume all those spam calls I didn't answer last week were actually from Moshiri checking my availability.

callmebubbles wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:Gray and Richie both like to cut in from the left to be at their most effective.  I'd have an either/or of Richie and DCL up front with Gray on the left and Gordon on the right, with Dele behind them.  Donny in the centre of midfield with Allan or Doucoure in front of the back four.  Seamus or Patterson at right back, me and my mum in  central defence, and Ashley Cole at left back.

Isn't your mum cup tied for the weekend? And I'd prefer Old King Cole to Mykolenko.

yep, Mrs H.Cataract sr, Donny & Dellie Belly are all cup tied...

...so Iwobi, Holgate & Rondon are sure to start v Brentford with Eriksen scoring the winner just before St John's Ambulance enter the fray

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

callmebubbles wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:Gray and Richie both like to cut in from the left to be at their most effective.  I'd have an either/or of Richie and DCL up front with Gray on the left and Gordon on the right, with Dele behind them.  Donny in the centre of midfield with Allan or Doucoure in front of the back four.  Seamus or Patterson at right back, me and my mum in  central defence, and Ashley Cole at left back.

Isn't your mum cup tied for the weekend? And I'd prefer Old King Cole to Mykolenko.

yep, Mrs H.Cataract sr, Donny & Dellie Belly are all cup tied...

...so Iwobi, Holgate & Rondon are sure to start v Brentford with Eriksen scoring the winner just before St John's Ambulance enter the fray

No she's not cup tied, but she's got a touch of gout which might make her a doubt for Saturday.

hairy cataract wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

callmebubbles wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:Gray and Richie both like to cut in from the left to be at their most effective.  I'd have an either/or of Richie and DCL up front with Gray on the left and Gordon on the right, with Dele behind them.  Donny in the centre of midfield with Allan or Doucoure in front of the back four.  Seamus or Patterson at right back, me and my mum in  central defence, and Ashley Cole at left back.

Isn't your mum cup tied for the weekend? And I'd prefer Old King Cole to Mykolenko.

yep, Mrs H.Cataract sr, Donny & Dellie Belly are all cup tied...

...so Iwobi, Holgate & Rondon are sure to start v Brentford with Eriksen scoring the winner just before St John's Ambulance enter the fray

No she's not cup tied, but she's got a touch of gout which might make her a doubt for Saturday.

really... I'm sure she turned out for Dyche's mob in the last round... or did she tell the ref her name was Tarkowski ?... very dodgy shit going on here

I'd have 10 blokes in midfield, just following the ball around everywhere like an Under-5's Anthill Mob.


Subs (all just piled into a small dugout with no seats, limbs everywhere):


Call it "The Swarm" or "Super-Uber-Gegenpress" or whatever. It will make Klopp look like Walter Winterbottom, light years behind the times. This, my friends, is the future of football.

Oh, Pickford has to defend his entire half of the pitch, of course, in case some caveman manager like Guardiola tries to outthink me by hoofing it over the top of my Swarm. But he is supposed to be a fucking sweeper-keeper. So just do your fucking job Pickford.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:I'd have 10 blokes in midfield, just following the ball around everywhere like an Under-5's Anthill Mob.

DoucoureGrayRicharlisonPatt
ersonVDBCalvertALLANLewinMin
aGodfreyHairysMum

Subs (all just piled into a small dugout with no seats, limbs everywhere):

DobbinKeaneColemanBegovicTo
wnsendGbamin(deceased)Gom
esAlliHolgate

Call it "The Swarm" or "Super-Uber-Gegenpress" or whatever. It will make Klopp look like Walter Winterbottom, light years behind the times. This, my friends, is the future of football.

Oh, Pickford has to defend his entire half of the pitch, of course, in case some caveman manager like Guardiola tries to outthink me by hoofing it over the top of my Swarm. But he is supposed to be a fucking sweeper-keeper. So just do your fucking job Pickford.

I honestly can't understand why Moshiri appointed Lampard and his assorted cockney chimney sweeps, when he could have just come on here for management.  A forward thinking club would be abandoning the old, discredited system of management by charlatans and bullshitters, and would instead be embracing the 21st century management by social media model. And it would save him a few bob too.  Although we have yet to agree a fee for a Rotts System licence of course.

Can there still be any transfers of any players from outside the PL?
Or visa versa.
In a nutshell, can we still sell Iwobi?

Yankthattoffee wrote:Can there still be any transfers of any players from outside the PL?
Or visa versa.
In a nutshell, can we still sell Iwobi?

Not sure. I think our best hope is that he decides on a complete career change, hands in his notice and pursues an exciting IT opportunity with a cutting-edge FTSE-100 firm. I for one have been massively bigging up his graphic design skills on Linked-in for some months now.

"Don't worry about the 30 days' notice Alex, we'll waive that as a gesture of goodwill."

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:Can there still be any transfers of any players from outside the PL?
Or visa versa.
In a nutshell, can we still sell Iwobi?

Not sure. I think our best hope is that he decides on a complete career change, hands in his notice and pursues an exciting IT opportunity with a cutting-edge FTSE-100 firm. I for one have been massively bigging up his graphic design skills on Linked-in for some months now.

"Don't worry about the 30 days' notice Alex, we'll waive that as a gesture of goodwill."

If you're in for a Graphic Designer then you're gonna need a decent analyst too... and as it happens Rondon has this skill in his formidable portfolio... may I suggest you double swoop Iwobi & Rondon ... or go for a BOGOF

hairy cataract wrote:

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:I'd have 10 blokes in midfield, just following the ball around everywhere like an Under-5's Anthill Mob.

DoucoureGrayRicharlisonPatt
ersonVDBCalvertALLANLewinMin
aGodfreyHairysMum

Subs (all just piled into a small dugout with no seats, limbs everywhere):

DobbinKeaneColemanBegovicTo
wnsendGbamin(deceased)Gom
esAlliHolgate

Call it "The Swarm" or "Super-Uber-Gegenpress" or whatever. It will make Klopp look like Walter Winterbottom, light years behind the times. This, my friends, is the future of football.

Oh, Pickford has to defend his entire half of the pitch, of course, in case some caveman manager like Guardiola tries to outthink me by hoofing it over the top of my Swarm. But he is supposed to be a fucking sweeper-keeper. So just do your fucking job Pickford.

I honestly can't understand why Moshiri appointed Lampard and his assorted cockney chimney sweeps, when he could have just come on here for management.  A forward thinking club would be abandoning the old, discredited system of management by charlatans and bullshitters, and would instead be embracing the 21st century management by social media model. And it would save him a few bob too.  Although we have yet to agree a fee for a Rotts System licence of course.

Check your spam mate, you should have received this...


emailto: h.cataract@thatlondon.com

Darling hairy

I hope you are well today. But please, I have exciting COACHING SYSTEM opportunity to share with you. Fee is only USD $ 1.500.000. Please send bank detail.

Sincerest regards

"Dave"

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:Can there still be any transfers of any players from outside the PL?
Or visa versa.
In a nutshell, can we still sell Iwobi?

Not sure. I think our best hope is that he decides on a complete career change, hands in his notice and pursues an exciting IT opportunity with a cutting-edge FTSE-100 firm. I for one have been massively bigging up his graphic design skills on Linked-in for some months now.

"Don't worry about the 30 days' notice Alex, we'll waive that as a gesture of goodwill."

If you're in for a Graphic Designer then you're gonna need a decent analyst too... and as it happens Rondon has this skill in his formidable portfolio... may I suggest you double swoop Iwobi & Rondon ... or go for a BOGOF

Ah, I didn't know that was his skillset. I've been giving Rondon "kudos" on Linked-in for his road-sweeping ability. He'll only cover two square yards of road but my God, he'll go to town on that that two square yards, it will be clean as a whistle.

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Oh fuck, is this Iwobi's first programming attempt as part of his interview?

He's blown it. I knew he would.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

Super wrote:

Dele will wear ��� for Everton! @dele_official :large_blule:

— Everton (@Everton) February 3, 2022

Oh fuck, is this Iwobi's first programming attempt as part of his interview?

He's blown it. I knew he would.

there is exactly my point.... get Rondon in to analyse the code & make corrections... and add the missing commenting too.... fucking amateurs... Rondon AND Iwobi is the answer.... BOGOF !!!

Big Mosh should get another one over on Danny Levi.
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