SOUTHAMPTON v EVERTON FC

League game again after our dismal euro exit

no shitting here
2-1 blues win

Made 4 Gwladys wrote: we're losing to Atalanta ...... Juuuuudge !!

i still have the LEAGUE thread to do, i think i'm right

Made 4 Gwladys wrote: we're losing to Atalanta ...... Juuuuudge !!

snitch

Blue gazza wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote: we're losing to Atalanta ...... Juuuuudge !!

i still have the LEAGUE thread to do, i think i'm right

You're not.

We look to be in an era where apparently players rule the roost ... apologies for absence I got a front row seat for the inauguration of the guy who took over from Robert Mugabe... a guy call Mr Mnangagwe... damned difficult to pronounce so everybody calls him Hairy (it may be Harry but sounds like Hairy)...


Off camera thud as huge legal texts are being opened accompanied by much sneezing and coughing with the disturbed dust


Hmm... so the contention is that a member has continued a thread after a defeat. The defence contention is that we are in two separate competitions...

Given we have a hundred and one other things to do it was decided alongside the introduction of Universal Benefit that we would simplify and that all matches count however it was acknowledged that it would take several years to actually work through and in the meantime absolute chaos would be an understandable burden which is why you see our players deciding how they will play and refuse to support a manager its why we have a leadership void (and credibility gap) at the top; and somehow explains why Hairy is now President of Zimbabwe.

I will defer judgement until I see a leg table of current match thread league. And I get a detailed report of Sef's moments for the last 96 hours ... we need to blame him somehow.

Da Judge wrote:We look to be in an era where apparently players rule the roost ... apologies for absence I got a front row seat for the inauguration of the guy who took over from Robert Mugabe... a guy call Mr Mnangagwe... damned difficult to pronounce so everybody calls him Hairy (it may be Harry but sounds like Hairy)...


Off camera thud as huge legal texts are being opened accompanied by much sneezing and coughing with the disturbed dust


Hmm... so the contention is that a member has continued a thread after a defeat. The defence contention is that we are in two separate competitions...

Given we have a hundred and one other things to do it was decided alongside the introduction of Universal Benefit that we would simplify and that all matches count however it was acknowledged that it would take several years to actually work through and in the meantime absolute chaos would be an understandable burden which is why you see our players deciding how they will play and refuse to support a manager its why we have a leadership void (and credibility gap) at the top; and somehow explains why [b]Hairy is now President of Zimbabwe.[/b]

I will defer judgement until I see a leg table of current match thread league. And I get a detailed report of Sef's moments for the last 96 hours ... we need to blame him somehow.

Has Hairy nicked my job

Da Judge wrote:We look to be in an era where apparently players rule the roost ... apologies for absence I got a front row seat for the inauguration of the guy who took over from Robert Mugabe... a guy call Mr Mnangagwe... damned difficult to pronounce so everybody calls him Hairy (it may be Harry but sounds like Hairy)...


Off camera thud as huge legal texts are being opened accompanied by much sneezing and coughing with the disturbed dust


Hmm... so the contention is that a member has continued a thread after a defeat. The defence contention is that we are in two separate competitions...

Given we have a hundred and one other things to do it was decided alongside the introduction of Universal Benefit that we would simplify and that all matches count however it was acknowledged that it would take several years to actually work through and in the meantime absolute chaos would be an understandable burden which is why you see our players deciding how they will play and refuse to support a manager its why we have a leadership void (and credibility gap) at the top; and somehow explains why Hairy is now President of Zimbabwe.

I will defer judgement until I see a leg table of current match thread league. And I get a detailed report of Sef's moments for the last 96 hours ... we need to blame him somehow.

I think Da Judge might still be recovering from best-quality Zimbabwean Prosecco (curiously enough spellcheck offered 'prosecutor' for that)

Da Judge wrote:We look to be in an era where apparently players rule the roost ... apologies for absence I got a front row seat for the inauguration of the guy who took over from Robert Mugabe... a guy call Mr Mnangagwe... damned difficult to pronounce so everybody calls him Hairy (it may be Harry but sounds like Hairy)...


Off camera thud as huge legal texts are being opened accompanied by much sneezing and coughing with the disturbed dust


Hmm... so the contention is that a member has continued a thread after a defeat. The defence contention is that we are in two separate competitions...

Given we have a hundred and one other things to do it was decided alongside the introduction of Universal Benefit that we would simplify and that all matches count however it was acknowledged that it would take several years to actually work through and in the meantime absolute chaos would be an understandable burden which is why you see our players deciding how they will play and refuse to support a manager its why we have a leadership void (and credibility gap) at the top; and somehow explains why Hairy is now President of Zimbabwe.

I will defer judgement until I see a leg table of current match thread league. And I get a detailed report of Sef's moments for the last 96 hours ... we need to blame him somehow.

if found guilty, can i claim schizophrenia, in order get away with a lesser punishment

I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE! Where are my wives, my riches, my fucking huge mansion? Where are my servants?

It'll be a shit game, someone shit will score for one or the other teams and it'll be a shit goal. We will play shit, and Unsworth will be called a shit manager by the shit media. I don't really care what the result is, other than I know it'll be a shit result.

Half time it will be shit - shit, and fulltime after a second shit half it will finish shit - shit.

hairy cataract wrote:I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE!  Where are my wives, my riches, my fucking huge mansion?  Where are my servants?  

They are stuck at the airport in Zimbabwe, you just need to send me £20,000 and I will arrange for their visas and transportation to London village for you

Sack the Juggler wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE!  Where are my wives, my riches, my fucking huge mansion?  Where are my servants?  

They are stuck at the airport in Zimbabwe, you just need to send me £20,000 and I will arrange for their visas and transportation to London village for you

A note from a space cadet

If we win by 3 goals, we go into the top half!

but also

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:A note from a space cadet

If we win by 3 goals, we go into the top half!

but also

a win takes us to 11th

shhhh ... but I think we'll do it

Assuming City beat Huddersfield, it could be even better.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:A note from a space cadet

If we win by 3 goals, we go into the top half!

but also

a win takes us to 11th

shhhh ... but I think we'll do it

Assuming City beat Huddersfield, it could be even better.

yeah that's right .. a big win for us or Citeh would move us to tenth ... here's hoping this is the fixture where we wake up

Was it last year when we conceded inside a minute and then absolutely nothing happened for the rest of the game?

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:A note from a space cadet

If we win by 3 goals, we go into the top half!

but also

a win takes us to 11th

shhhh ... but I think we'll do it

Assuming City beat Huddersfield, it could be even better.

yeah that's right .. a big win for us or Citeh would move us to tenth ... here's hoping this is the fixture where we wake up

Was it last year when we conceded inside a minute and then absolutely nothing happened for the rest of the game?

the other week wasn't it

Blue gazza wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:A note from a space cadet

If we win by 3 goals, we go into the top half!

but also

a win takes us to 11th

shhhh ... but I think we'll do it

Assuming City beat Huddersfield, it could be even better.

yeah that's right .. a big win for us or Citeh would move us to tenth ... here's hoping this is the fixture where we wake up

Was it last year when we conceded inside a minute and then absolutely nothing happened for the rest of the game?

the other week wasn't it

Right, but we scored twice after that.

Team. Pickford kenny keane jags baines gueye schneiderlin lennon mirallas sigurdsson calvert-lewin

[quote="Made 4 Gwladys"]

Blue gazza wrote:Team. Pickford kenny keane jags baines gueye schneiderlin lennon mirallas sigurdsson calvert-lewin

I think that's a strong team...

if.....

Schneider & kev decide to stop being babies & show up .. I'm still not convinced with DCl & personally I'd prefer to see Rooney up front in the no 9 role.. I know he's old but he can score & is probably our most dangerous striker

we'll win today



or even give sandro a run