Swansea 3 v Everton 0 (COC 3rd Round)

6 goals against Palace and Swansea, relegation fodder

Boro hit the bar. The Shite are definitely getting their lucky charms working again this season.

tadpole wrote:6 goals against Palace and Swansea, relegation fodder

We certainly have conceded a remarkable amount of goals this season. What has Bobby done to the defenders?

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:sacko is right... Boberto has turned us into Wigan

fucking diabolical shite

I warned you not to watch it. I've had a stress free evening watching New The Middle on Comedy Central.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:sacko is right... Boberto has turned us into Wigan

fucking diabolical shite

fucking embarrassment ,no excuses.

Gibbo close

+3 mins for Swansea to score again

Heading for extra time at Anfield. Thats (sort of good news). Their bench will be knackered for Saturday.

They've got away with a clear handball too.....the shite

Sterling is possibly their only starter still on the pitch, Ballotelli as a sub

FT. Abysmal.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

tadpole wrote:6 goals against Palace and Swansea, relegation fodder

WE are the relegation fodder

Martinez turning us into wigan.bring back Moyles.

Complete cock fiddles.

Well, I'm not going t moan yet. If we win on Saturday I don't care. If we don't there's one almighty dark cloud brewing.

Humiliating for Martinez.  We've been utter shite this season.  Anyone could have beaten WBA, and we were flattered by the Wolfsburg score.  The rest - crap. Don't understand why we were so slow off the blocks in pre-season, don't understand Martinez's subs this season, don't understand why M4G has more cakes than me, don't understand anything.

Moyles is looking for a job I hear.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

sefton wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

tadpole wrote:6 goals against Palace and Swansea, relegation fodder

WE are the relegation fodder

Martinez turning us into wigan.bring back Moyles.

Honeymoon period is well & truly over for Martinez now.. that needs an answer from the manager

That has to rank with the worst everton performance since Martinez took over,he needs a derby win desperately or its curtains.

Good lick whoever starts the next match thread.

Wasn't looking forward to Saturday before tonight's game, now don't think I will watch any of it.

hairberto cataract wrote:Humiliating for Martinez.  We've been utter shite this season.  Anyone could have beaten WBA, and we were flattered by the Wolfsburg score.  The rest - crap.  Don't understand why we were so slow off the blocks in pre-season, don't understand Martinez's subs this season, don't understand why M4G has more cakes than me, don't understand anything.

Moyles is looking for a job I hear.

more tea vicar?

Super wrote:Good lick whoever starts the next match thread.

Wasn't looking forward to Saturday before tonight's game, now don't think I will watch any of it.

I will take on the derby thread if that's ok

I look forward to Martinez's cheerful post match thoughts and how delighted he was with random insignificant aspects of our game. i.e. how great it was for Tony Hibbert to nearly score.

sefton wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

sefton wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

tadpole wrote:6 goals against Palace and Swansea, relegation fodder

WE are the relegation fodder

Martinez turning us into wigan.bring back Moyles.

Honeymoon period is well & truly over for Martinez now.. that needs an answer from the manager

That has to rank with the worst everton performance since Martinez took over,he needs a derby win desperately or its curtains.

Whatever happens, I can't see Martinez going, but a massive defeat in the derby and the vultures will be circling which will just make the pressure greater on the players. Could get really sticky for the next few months. Problem is that we'll need to knuckle down and grind out some wins, but this team doesn't look capable of doing that. Every team in the PL will be licking their lips at the thought of playing against our defence now.

Everton manager Roberto Martinez: "The scoreline reflects the team that took the chances. During long spells we stopped Swansea from playing. It was an important game for us - for players who haven't played many minutes and to see where they are.
"If you analyse the chances Swansea had, they were few and far between. We had two or three very good situations. In many aspects, I was fairly pleased with that."

Fuck off Bobby

Bluejagz wrote:I look forward to Martinez's cheerful post match thoughts and how delighted he was with random insignificant aspects of our game. i.e. how great it was for Tony Hibbert to nearly score.

Yeah, no kidding, the post match analysis and comments from the manager is ridiculous. It's good, I suppose, trying to be positive, but fook me, it's time to start kicking some arses in the dressing room.

hairberto cataract wrote:Everton manager Roberto Martinez: "The scoreline reflects the team that took the chances. During long spells we stopped Swansea from playing. It was an important game for us - for players who haven't played many minutes and to see where they are.
"If you analyse the chances Swansea had, they were few and far between. We had two or three very good situations. In many aspects, I was fairly pleased with that."

Fuck off Bobby

I fear (suspect) you didn't make that up, right?

Just looked on the BBC, and that's what he fooking said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!