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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 25 Jan 2014, 7:47 pm

Everton continue to try to make the most of the January transfer window, and between wheeler dealing buying some more injury tables from eBay, there's the small matter of a trip across Stanley Park. The injury list is phenomenal right now - not one of the back four from the away games against Man U and Arsenal finished the game against Stevenage, and it's hard to see how our patched up side can truly be a match for Stevie GBH and his equally violent mates.

Sometimes in the face of adversity comes opportunity. Liverpool will be aware of the player troubles we have, and on a cold night in Merseyside will completely underestimate their opponents. Goofy will get away with obvious 'retribution' on Mirallas, but Everton will still eek out a famous 1-0 away win with J5 scoring his second 'last goal for the club' in a week.

Unfortunately Mirallas will leave the pitch due to his injury, but will charge on at the full time whistle and break Suarez cock.

COYB!

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Post  Armchair on Sat 25 Jan 2014, 8:49 pm

We're going to get battered.
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Post  VenezuelaBlue on Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:48 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:Everton continue to try to make the most of the January transfer window, and between wheeler dealing buying some more injury tables from eBay, there's the small matter of a trip across Stanley Park. The injury list is phenomenal right now - not one of the back four from the away games against Man U and Arsenal finished the game against Stevenage, and it's hard to see how our patched up side can truly be a match for Stevie GBH and his equally violent mates.

Sometimes in the face of adversity comes opportunity. Liverpool will be aware of the player troubles we have, and on a cold night in Merseyside will completely underestimate their opponents. Goofy will get away with obvious 'retribution' on Mirallas, but Everton will still eek out a famous 1-0 away win with J5 scoring his second 'last goal for the club' in a week.

Unfortunately Mirallas will leave the pitch due to his injury, but will charge on at the full time whistle and break Suarez cock.

COYB!

How sure are you he's got one? Maybe he has a clit and can rubbed up the wrong way by Stones. Now, there's a thought!

A fiver says Goofy gets a straight red in the 17th minute (plus an eight-match ban.)

He ain't heavy, he's just a cunt. ( Obviously started the pre-match drinking already  Liverpool vs Everton Smiley_a )
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Post  ToffeeDan on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:30 am

Shite 3 Everton 5
including red cards..

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:46 am

I'm extending my "Can't watch the derby" policy on Tuesday to "Can't be in the house when the derby is on" and have arranged to go out to a pub that has no tv with a mate who has no interest in footie. I will check in on my phone at half time and full time.

I would love a tetchy 0-0 but am bracing myself for a bit of a hammering.
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Post  The President on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:32 am

hairberto cataract wrote:I'm extending my "Can't watch the derby" policy on Tuesday to "Can't be in the house when the derby is on" and have arranged to go out to a pub that has no tv with a mate who has no interest in footie.  I will check in on my phone at half time and full time.  

I would love a tetchy 0-0 but am bracing myself for a bit of a hammering.

It's going to be a tuff one  pale affraid 

But the brave will come from behind the sofa and watch the Mighty Everton rise from being 2-0 down at half time to win 2-3 (it is Lukaku time)
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:05 am

The President wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:I'm extending my "Can't watch the derby" policy on Tuesday to "Can't be in the house when the derby is on" and have arranged to go out to a pub that has no tv with a mate who has no interest in footie.  I will check in on my phone at half time and full time.  

I would love a tetchy 0-0 but am bracing myself for a bit of a hammering.

It's going to be a tuff one  pale affraid 

But the brave will come from behind the sofa and watch the Mighty Everton rise from being 2-0 down at half time to win 2-3 (it is Lukaku time)
we'll win  Twisted Evil 
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:30 am

Tomorrow is the eight year anniversary of mine and my missus' first date, so if we get a rotten result tomorrow then that'll be two reasons for me to be in a bad mood.  Laughing 

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:24 am

reading this http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-fc-weigh-up-merseyside-6595890 it sounds like definitely no Coleman, probably no Distin, possibly no Jags. FooFoo not ready, no mention of Barkley or Pienaar. And Traore was signed to play against Chelsea.

Looks like:

Howard
Hibbo Stones Jags/Heitinga Baines
McGeady/Nais Barry McCarthy Ossie
Mirallas
Lukaku

We're fucking doomed. That's not a team capable of beating the Shite. Imagine the bench. Robles, Velios, Doris the tea lady, Kenwright, My Nan, A Chicken Balti pie, the fat bloke who sells the programme outside the chippy. Fuck.
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Post  Super on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:31 am

Was going to go to the pub to watch the game on Tuesday, but with all the injuries we have got, might not bother. Not looking forward to the game at all at the minute.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:36 am

hairberto cataract wrote:reading this  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-fc-weigh-up-merseyside-6595890  it sounds like definitely no Coleman, probably no Distin, possibly no Jags.  FooFoo not ready, no mention of Barkley or Pienaar. And Traore was signed to play against Chelsea.

Looks like:

Howard
Hibbo Stones Jags/Heitinga Baines
McGeady/Nais Barry McCarthy Ossie
Mirallas
Lukaku

We're fucking doomed.  That's not a team capable of beating the Shite.  Imagine the bench.  Robles, Velios, Doris the tea lady, Kenwright, My Nan, A Chicken Balti pie, the fat bloke who sells the programme outside the chippy.  Fuck.
We should beat them with that team... I mean we have 13 players  Very Happy 

DOn't worry ... we'll win this ... and Suarez' cock will be broken at the end as well
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Post  Helenqu on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:39 am

Booby saying that Traore might play tomorrow Smile
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:44 am

hairberto cataract wrote:reading this  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-fc-weigh-up-merseyside-6595890  it sounds like definitely no Coleman, probably no Distin, possibly no Jags.  FooFoo not ready, no mention of Barkley or Pienaar. And Traore was signed to play against Chelsea.

Looks like:

Howard
Hibbo Stones Jags/Heitinga Baines
McGeady/Nais Barry McCarthy Ossie
Mirallas
Lukaku

We're fucking doomed.  That's not a team capable of beating the Shite.  Imagine the bench.  Robles, Velios, Doris the tea lady, Kenwright, My Nan, A Chicken Balti pie, the fat bloke who sells the programme outside the chippy.  Fuck.

Not withstanding Goofy's 'retribution' challenge on Mirallas in the opening 20 minutes, which will naturally see him injured for around six weeks and Goofy get away with a muddy knee for launching himself onto the ground as though he's been shot.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:50 am

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:reading this  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-fc-weigh-up-merseyside-6595890  it sounds like definitely no Coleman, probably no Distin, possibly no Jags.  FooFoo not ready, no mention of Barkley or Pienaar. And Traore was signed to play against Chelsea.

Looks like:

Howard
Hibbo Stones Jags/Heitinga Baines
McGeady/Nais Barry McCarthy Ossie
Mirallas
Lukaku

We're fucking doomed.  That's not a team capable of beating the Shite.  Imagine the bench.  Robles, Velios, Doris the tea lady, Kenwright, My Nan, A Chicken Balti pie, the fat bloke who sells the programme outside the chippy.  Fuck.

Not withstanding Goofy's 'retribution' challenge on Mirallas in the opening 20 minutes, which will naturally see him injured for around six weeks and Goofy get away with a muddy knee for launching himself onto the ground as though he's been shot.
tut - tut ....

positive thoughts are required blues....

I like to see it that Miralles will get in first.. anticipating the racist's assault & will cleverly side-step & gently ease him (in a non-fouling way) into the path of the rushing double steam roller of Lukaku & Traore... who will trample him like a pygmy under the feet of elephants, breaking his cock obviously & rendering him useful only for the unicorn farm for the rest of his days
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:36 pm

Boberto has never really complained about injuries, so I reckon 3-0 to the blues, Kone to get a hattrick

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 1:09 pm

Helenqu wrote:Booby saying that Traore might play tomorrow Smile

He hasn't played since October, he only met his new team mates for the first time at the training ground today, and he's injured. Other than that, he's first on the team sheet I should think. By the way, the Mirror is saying no Barkley and no Pienaar.

Have I mentioned that we're doomed?
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Post  Armchair on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 1:26 pm

Helenqu wrote:Booby saying that Traore might play tomorrow Smile

 bounce bounce 


(sorry, I coulnd't resist).


We never beat the Shite anyway so we may as well rest the remainder of our depleted first team to save them for more winnable games to come.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 2:00 pm

3-0 Sauraz Hat trick. The shite get the League trophy at Full Time.
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Post  Royal Blue Mersey on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:05 pm

What's all this negative thinking?, habit of 10 years I suppose. Moyes was always scared of going to Analfield but Roberto is not! Neither is whatever team he is able to put out. The New Everton fear nobody! Who are this shite anyway. 3-2 to the Mighty Toffees. cheers 
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Post  Helenqu on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:07 pm

Royal Blue Mersey wrote:What's all this negative thinking?, habit of 10 years I suppose. Moyes was always scared of going to Analfield but Roberto is not! Neither is whatever team he is able to put out. The New Everton fear nobody! Who are this shite anyway. 3-2 to the Mighty Toffees. cheers 

Amen to that!!
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Post  Merseyblue on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:09 pm

Who's fit?

What starting 11 are we looking at? Liverpool vs Everton Confused
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Post  Helenqu on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:19 pm

Merseyblue wrote:Who's fit?

What starting 11 are we looking at? Liverpool vs Everton Confused

Doris the tea lady first on the team sheet, then Dixie, I don't think he's busy........
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Post  SEFTON on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:21 pm

Helenqu wrote:
Merseyblue wrote:Who's fit?

What starting 11 are we looking at? Liverpool vs Everton Confused

Doris the tea lady first on the team sheet, then Dixie, I don't think he's busy........


Hairy, could be up for it , Although expect him to be blowing hot air around half time. cheers 
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:22 pm

Helenqu wrote:
Merseyblue wrote:Who's fit?

What starting 11 are we looking at? Liverpool vs Everton Confused

Doris the tea lady first on the team sheet, then Dixie, I don't think he's busy........

Something like this...?

.                               Howard

Hibbert              Barry            Stones                    Baines

Naismith          McCarthy          Osman                  McGeady

.                               Mirallas

.                               Lukaku

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Post  Merseyblue on Mon 27 Jan 2014, 5:39 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Helenqu wrote:
Merseyblue wrote:Who's fit?

What starting 11 are we looking at? Liverpool vs Everton Confused

Doris the tea lady first on the team sheet, then Dixie, I don't think he's busy........

Something like this...?

.                               Howard

Hibbert              Barry            Stones                    Baines

Naismith          McCarthy          Osman                  McGeady

.                               Mirallas

.                               Lukaku
You would hope one of Jags, Distan and The Birdman would be fit. I think they're all having late fitness tests  Sad 
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