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Post  mindyerEnvelopeRef? on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 12:29 pm

(I checked and there is previous for both the shite and manu games not following the usual protocol for correctly naming the fixture - however as that doesn't appear to bring us luck....)

I'm never hopeful for the derby, the last one I watched in public, rather than from behind the couch, was the AJ one. Just like that time, however, they've a joke of a goalie and defence but a spectacular attack. Getting stuck into their ballet dancers early doors might be useful but how much rope we'll be allowed will depend on the ref*.

Their pace is going to cost us though, so it's going to be two rows of 5. I know Besic isn't Mr. Congeniality around here but we don't have a Barry to inflict some damage so I'd find space for him. However I think the players who had the awayday yesterday won't be included at all, but I'd expect Sandro and Niasse to be off the bench at some point. Lookman however always looks like he could play 180 minutes a week so if anyone was going to do double duty he'd be the boy.


0-1, Carra og

Sunday 14:15 Liverpool v Everton
*Referee: Craig Pawson
Assistants: Lee Betts, Adam Nunn
Fourth official: Martin Atkinson


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Re: Liverpool vs Everton

Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 12:54 pm

They will be over confident, while we will be quietly confident.
Worryingly, they are scoring for fun at the moment.
The first 20 and last 20 will be crucial to keep them from scoring.
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Post  Armchair on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 1:08 pm

If we can injure Mane, Salah and Coutinho in the first few minutes we might have a chance of keeping the score below double figures.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 1:12 pm

I fear we are going to get kicked in the teeth pretty good. 4-0 minimum, possibly 5-0. I am clearly not very optimistic. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Post  Gravy & Chips on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 1:45 pm

We are going to get twatted - 2-0
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Post  The President on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 1:48 pm

We have kept 3 clean sheets (doesn't matter who we played)
We have scored 9 goals (doesn't matter who we played)
Doesn't matter what they have been doing (doesn't matter who they have played)

This is The Derby and it is about time we won
So looking with my very very blue glasses on : 0-0 at halftime - Lookman to come on in 70th minute and bag two
0-2 Everton

COME ON YOU BLUES
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 2:44 pm

The President wrote:We have kept 3 clean sheets (doesn't matter who we played)
We have scored 9 goals (doesn't matter who we played)
Doesn't matter what they have been doing (doesn't matter who they have played)

This is The Derby and it is about time we won
So looking with my very very blue glasses on : 0-0 at halftime - Lookman to come on in 70th minute and bag two
0-2 Everton

COME ON YOU BLUES

We are 11/1 for this one. If you are that confident, you might be tempted to put 10 on it! Very Happy

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Post  Sack the Juggler on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 3:24 pm

They will be nervous, even more so than us, the mighty Kop will be whispering the chorus of Yule never wank alone (and mumbling through the other bits because they only know the chorus), we will keep it tight at the back, another clean sheet, then Rooney will drift onto the box and turn a gylfi cross into the back of their net!!!!

1-0 and as Rooney is standing in front of the kop cupping his jug like ears he gets hit on the head by several mobile phones, 26.43 in loose change, return flight tickets to Oslo, half a mars bar and a pair of granny knickers. Rooney is then stretchered off whilst leaning over to pick up the loose change and eating the mars bar and waving to a granny in the kop.

Liverpool get beat 1-0 by Everton and are docked eight points by the FA for the crowd throwing items at Rooney. After several appeals this is reduced to seven points and they end up a point below Everton.

Klopp resigns in protest and half the Liverpool squad put a transfer request in for the January window. Only Lovrens is refused!

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 4:12 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:They will be nervous, even more so than us, the mighty Kop will be whispering the chorus of Yule never wank alone (and mumbling through the other bits because they only know the chorus), we will keep it tight at the back, another clean sheet, then Rooney will drift onto the box and turn a gylfi cross into the back of their net!!!!

1-0 and as Rooney is standing in front of the kop cupping his jug like ears he gets hit on the head by several mobile phones, 26.43 in loose change, return flight tickets to Oslo, half a mars bar and a pair of granny knickers. Rooney is then stretchered off whilst leaning over to pick up the loose change and eating the mars bar and waving to a granny in the kop.

Liverpool get beat 1-0 by Everton and are docked eight points by the FA for the crowd throwing items at Rooney. After several appeals this is reduced to seven points and they end up a point below Everton.

Klopp resigns in protest and half the Liverpool squad put a transfer request in for the January window. Only Lovrens is refused!
ahemm .. it all sounded totally realistic, however your scenario puts them one point ahead of Everton (Shite on 22 - EFC on 21), not behind... so ...

boooooo

I blame you totally now for the impending 8-0 defeat .. 6 for Lawro, 1 for a goofy racist & 1 off Fat Sam's substantial gut from the technical box on the half way line.
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Re: Liverpool vs Everton

Post  The President on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 4:52 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
The President wrote:We have kept 3 clean sheets (doesn't matter who we played)
We have scored 9 goals (doesn't matter who we played)
Doesn't matter what they have been doing (doesn't matter who they have played)

This is The Derby and it is about time we won
So looking with my very very blue glasses on : 0-0 at halftime - Lookman to come on in 70th minute and bag two
0-2 Everton

COME ON YOU BLUES

We are 11/1 for this one. If you are that confident, you might be tempted to put 10 on it! Very Happy

Good Odds
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 5:16 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:They will be nervous, even more so than us, the mighty Kop will be whispering the chorus of Yule never wank alone (and mumbling through the other bits because they only know the chorus), we will keep it tight at the back, another clean sheet, then Rooney will drift onto the box and turn a gylfi cross into the back of their net!!!!

1-0 and as Rooney is standing in front of the kop cupping his jug like ears he gets hit on the head by several mobile phones, 26.43 in loose change, return flight tickets to Oslo, half a mars bar and a pair of granny knickers. Rooney is then stretchered off whilst leaning over to pick up the loose change and eating the mars bar and waving to a granny in the kop.

Liverpool get beat 1-0 by Everton and are docked eight points by the FA for the crowd throwing items at Rooney. After several appeals this is reduced to seven points and they end up a point below Everton.

Klopp resigns in protest and half the Liverpool squad put a transfer request in for the January window. Only Lovrens is refused!
ahemm .. it all sounded totally realistic, however your scenario puts them one point ahead of Everton (Shite on 22 - EFC on 21), not behind... so ...

boooooo

I blame you totally now for the impending 8-0 defeat .. 6 for Lawro, 1 for a goofy racist & 1 off Fat Sam's substantial gut from the technical box on the half way line.
bugger, I thought the Shute were a point below Arsenal for some reason scratch

In that case the appeal panel will not reduce their points penalty, they will leave it as it was and dock them a further point for making a frivolous appeal cheers

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 5:47 pm

I have no faith going in to this game, I think we'll be destroyed 4-0 or 5-0.

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Post  Helenqu on Fri 08 Dec 2017, 5:56 pm

I can't watch this one have to go out for lunch Sad However every time I miss a match we seem to do well. 0-0 bore draw Smile
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Post  Blue gazza on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 3:41 am

a rooney inspired 2-1 win
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:44 am

dreading it... can't see how we stop Mane, Selah & Cuntinho
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Post  Blue gazza on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:23 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:dreading it... can't see how we stop Mane, Selah & Cuntinho

we don't, we just score more than them Laughing Laughing
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Post  Armchair on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:14 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:dreading it... can't see how we stop Mane, Selah & Cuntinho

I'm definitely not going to watch.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:43 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I have no faith going in to this game, I think we'll be destroyed 4-0 or 5-0.

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Agreed, I'm afraid. They're going to batter us. It would be nice if we could get a couple, but they're going to score at will. Mimimum 3-0 at half time, 5-0 full time, if we're lucky.

I've written this one off completely. Just hope it doesn't totally destroy our confidence and lets the Big Sam Bashers start poisoning the atmosphere
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Post  Blue gazza on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 1:32 pm


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Post  Statman on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:19 pm

Have they scored yet?
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:27 pm

I'm going to risk a watching a link.
Anyone got a good one?


82% to the Shyte. Record?
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Post  Armchair on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:46 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:I'm going to risk a watching a link.
Anyone got a good one?


82% to the Shyte. Record?

Down to 80% now, we're getting back in it.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:58 pm

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:58 pm

Fook.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:59 pm

We can't put together 3 or 4 passes before losing possession.
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