Everton 3 Liverpool 3 (Mirallas, Lukaku 2)

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Uruguay have just twatted Jordan 5-0 in the first leg of their play-off, in Jordan. Odds on rodent sitting out the second leg due to a knock?

Bodgers will sending him the email right now:

"hello my favourite player! Miss the second leg and I will give you a lovely black player to eat when you get home! Don't let me down my fine friend!"

hairy cataract wrote:

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Uruguay have just twatted Jordan 5-0 in the first leg of their play-off, in Jordan. Odds on rodent sitting out the second leg due to a knock?

Bodgers will sending him the email right now:

"hello my favourite player!  Miss the second leg and I will give you a lovely black player to eat when you get home! Don't let me down my fine friend!"

 

There is something in that South American cultural/daft racist twats thing. We went to a prenatal class last night. It was all about milky tits. They stuck a video on and there were clips of women breast feeding, when a black woman popped up half the room started sniggering like school kids. I heard some pretty astounding comments. Words like negra and samba featured quite prominently.

Goodison_Gringo wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Uruguay have just twatted Jordan 5-0 in the first leg of their play-off, in Jordan. Odds on rodent sitting out the second leg due to a knock?

Bodgers will sending him the email right now:

"hello my favourite player!  Miss the second leg and I will give you a lovely black player to eat when you get home! Don't let me down my fine friend!"

 

There is something in that South American cultural/daft racist twats thing. We went to a prenatal class last night. It was all about milky tits. They stuck a video on and there were clips of women breast feeding, when a black woman popped up half the room started sniggering like school kids. I heard some pretty astounding comments. Words like negra and samba featured quite prominently.

the Swedish use the word Sambo a lot!  but to them it just means your partner (if you are unmarried)   ..and its pronounced Samboo

sefton wrote:Call yourselves Evertonians
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WE ARE GOING TO BEAT THIS SHOWER OF SHITE OR I WILL BUY EACH OF YOU A DRINK AT THE NEXT MEET.I keep my word.
2-1 the mighty blues.

I don't reckon we will lose. We could well draw but a win could well be on the cards.

If we lose then I will buy a bag of dry roasted nuts (between us all) at the next meet.  

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

sefton wrote:Call yourselves Evertonians
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WE ARE GOING TO BEAT THIS SHOWER OF SHITE OR I WILL BUY EACH OF YOU A DRINK AT THE NEXT MEET.I keep my word.
2-1 the mighty blues.

I don't reckon we will lose. We could well draw but a win could well be on the cards.

If we lose then I will buy a bag of dry roasted nuts (between us all) at the next meet.  

if we lose I'll pay for us all to get in upstairs at the Winslow  

I am sure we can pull the boards off the windows and get in.    

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

sefton wrote:Call yourselves Evertonians
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WE ARE GOING TO BEAT THIS SHOWER OF SHITE OR I WILL BUY EACH OF YOU A DRINK AT THE NEXT MEET.I keep my word.
2-1 the mighty blues.

I don't reckon we will lose. We could well draw but a win could well be on the cards.

If we lose then I will buy a bag of dry roasted nuts (between us all) at the next meet.  

if we lose I'll pay for us all to get in upstairs at the Winslow  

Will cost you a fair bit to get the Winslow open again.

Anyway, who the fuck are these tossers. Everton to win 8 - 0, rodgers to be sacked and replaced with joe kinnear and John Henry to sell the club back to those other yanks they hated. COYB! FTRS!

@premierleague: Phil Dowd has been appointed referee for Everton v Liverpool on Saturday 23 November #EVELIV

I've been keeping my counsel on this one for a week or so. I'm upbeat - partly because, if it doesn't go our way, I will have wasted a lot of energy on anxiety and then get hurt again by the result. I also think we have a great chance - more so as they really think we're there for the taking which patently we are not.

Anyway - so long as it's not just another "thanks for that (insert one of: dodgy non-red card decisions (Kuyt, Gerrard), no penalty for The Blues for a handball in box by silky Scottish defender, tricky winger upended and no penalty to Everton, offside or handballed goal to them, referee blowing up for full time as ball enters RS net, dubious peno to them , patently incorrect handball/offside award against Everton in crucial cup semi final, free kick from the wrong place leading to goal, double penalty decision for Everton not given, red card for fiercely tackling the football with no opponent in sight and feigned injury, crippling double tackles by snide South American footballer not noticed) ref

Then we can just get on with the business of beating the living daylights out of them - eleven v eleven - and hopefully - just for once - to even the score like.. a really dodgy, dubious winning Everton goal that Hansen, Lawrenson, Owen, Redknapp, Fowler, Barnes, Keegan, Aldridge, Case, Murphy, Beglin, McAllister, Carragher and Hamann can argue long and loud over in the post match section and MOTD.

2-0 Everton - bring in on you Kopite Sh*tstains.

Rat boy did indeed play the whole game against Jordan yesterday. No rest for him.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/nov/21/everton-liverpool-merseyside-derby

always wondered why this was the case

So keenly anticipated is the Merseyside derby that for the last 10 years, alone in the Premier League, it has been governed by special rules. The first fixture will now always be at Goodison and the second, after Christmas, at Anfield. This prevents supporters having to wait more than a year for what they always used to consider their most important home fixture and avoids the situation that cropped up 50 years ago, whereby Goodison Park did not see a derby game during the whole of 1963.

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:Rat boy did indeed play the whole game against Jordan yesterday. No rest for him.

He still play against us. And score.

I hate Derby day. I anticipate Ratboy decapitating Sylvain Distin with a neck high challenge. Not missing the opportunity to make it look like he's the victim, he'll then crawl ten yards into the area before writhing around in agony. Naturally, the referee will be conned and a penalty will be given. Goofy will make a miraculous recovery, and Tim Howard will be sent off for protesting too much about the aforementioned decapitation.

The referee will not only fail to allow the substitute keeper on for the penalty, but he'll insist that Distin goes in goal for it, but not until after Steven Gerrard insists that Suarez has the chance to nibble off Distin's right hand first - naturally the referee duly obliges. Suarez will then score the penalty and run half the pitch to celebrate in Martinez' face. Seeing his opponent as being quite diminutive, he'll punch Roberto in the nose and our manager will smack his head on the frame of the dugout as he falls rendering him unconscious for the rest of the game and unable to instruct our reserve goalkeeper on. Goofy will then go over to Lukaku to punch him too, but as he gets closer he'll shit himself and just settle for pinching his skin instead while chanting 'blackie' several times.

Just my guess. It's about as certain as Uruguay beating Jordan at home.

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:Rat boy did indeed play the whole game against Jordan yesterday. No rest for him.

He still play against us. And score.

I hate Derby day. I anticipate Ratboy decapitating Sylvain Distin with a neck high challenge. Not missing the opportunity to make it look like he's the victim, he'll then crawl ten yards into the area before writhing around in agony. Naturally, the referee will be conned and a penalty will be given. Goofy will make a miraculous recovery, and Tim Howard will be sent off for protesting too much about the aforementioned decapitation.

The referee will not only fail to allow the substitute keeper on for the penalty, but he'll insist that Distin goes in goal for it, but not until after Steven Gerrard insists that Suarez has the chance to nibble off Distin's right hand first - naturally the referee duly obliges. Suarez will then score the penalty and run half the pitch to celebrate in Martinez' face. Seeing his opponent as being quite diminutive, he'll punch Roberto in the nose and our manager will smack his head on the frame of the dugout as he falls rendering him unconscious for the rest of the game and unable to instruct our reserve goalkeeper on. Goofy will then go over to Lukaku to punch him too, but as he gets closer he'll shit himself and just settle for pinching his skin instead while chanting 'blackie' several times.

Just my guess. It's about as certain as Uruguay beating Jordan at home.

 

And the we will go on to Win 3-1

COME ON YOU BLUES

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:Rat boy did indeed play the whole game against Jordan yesterday. No rest for him.

He still play against us. And score.

I hate Derby day. I anticipate Ratboy decapitating Sylvain Distin with a neck high challenge. Not missing the opportunity to make it look like he's the victim, he'll then crawl ten yards into the area before writhing around in agony. Naturally, the referee will be conned and a penalty will be given. Goofy will make a miraculous recovery, and Tim Howard will be sent off for protesting too much about the aforementioned decapitation.

The referee will not only fail to allow the substitute keeper on for the penalty, but he'll insist that Distin goes in goal for it, but not until after Steven Gerrard insists that Suarez has the chance to nibble off Distin's right hand first - naturally the referee duly obliges. Suarez will then score the penalty and run half the pitch to celebrate in Martinez' face. Seeing his opponent as being quite diminutive, he'll punch Roberto in the nose and our manager will smack his head on the frame of the dugout as he falls rendering him unconscious for the rest of the game and unable to instruct our reserve goalkeeper on. Goofy will then go over to Lukaku to punch him too, but as he gets closer he'll shit himself and just settle for pinching his skin instead while chanting 'blackie' several times.

Just my guess. It's about as certain as Uruguay beating Jordan at home.

Unfortunately, that's more likely to happen than us winning.  

DERBY DAY!

HAPPY DERBY DAY  

please let us turn up and stuff the redshite

I hate this feeling of dread twice a year!

Barkley in for Osman, that's the only team change

COYB's:cheers:      

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