Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
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Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Well, what can we say?
Unbeaten in the league. Scoring for fucking fun against Chelsea and the Skunks... and now this bag of shite at the City of Shitchester Stadium. Get your money on a 3-46 scoreline now ladies and gents. This could well go down in history as the biggest drubbing of all time.
Mark Lawrensen has gone for a 3-46 drubbing with Lukaku shoving a giant cactus up Joleon Lescott's anus, and who am I to argue? It does look likely that Preki will make his long over due come back just so he can wave his bellend at Pellegrini when Hibbert hits his 15th goal from the half way line.
Easy win this for the Mighty Blues. It will be that humiliating that Tevez will fuck off and play golf again for 4 months despite not even playing for Man City anymore. Bert Trautmann will break more than his neck despite being dead.... and Colin Bell will start a riot in his own bell end.
WHO THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE MAN WANKING GALLAGHER (DO STATUS QUO SUPPORT THIS WANK AS WELL?) CUNTING BASTARD SHITTY CITY ANYWAY???
Unbeaten in the league. Scoring for fucking fun against Chelsea and the Skunks... and now this bag of shite at the City of Shitchester Stadium. Get your money on a 3-46 scoreline now ladies and gents. This could well go down in history as the biggest drubbing of all time.
Mark Lawrensen has gone for a 3-46 drubbing with Lukaku shoving a giant cactus up Joleon Lescott's anus, and who am I to argue? It does look likely that Preki will make his long over due come back just so he can wave his bellend at Pellegrini when Hibbert hits his 15th goal from the half way line.
Easy win this for the Mighty Blues. It will be that humiliating that Tevez will fuck off and play golf again for 4 months despite not even playing for Man City anymore. Bert Trautmann will break more than his neck despite being dead.... and Colin Bell will start a riot in his own bell end.
WHO THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE MAN WANKING GALLAGHER (DO STATUS QUO SUPPORT THIS WANK AS WELL?) CUNTING BASTARD SHITTY CITY ANYWAY???
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
We usually beat this lot home and away so I expect nothing less than 3 points
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what if we only go 4-0 in the first half? Will it be enough for a win?hairy cataract wrote:If we win 4-0 we go top
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
a good tester to see how far we have come/ got to go. city are beatable as we know. 3 points for us would be massive
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3-0 to City. Backlash galore.
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No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.
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Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Gibson may be fit, mind. And he fulfills a similar role.Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.
Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.
Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.
We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.
Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.
We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench? I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half timeSack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.
Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.
Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.
We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
there is a running theme in my "kone will score" predictions, mostly that he wont be playing when he scores, as he will have just as much chance of scoring for Everton if he was locked in a steel box and sunk in the middle of the irish sea as he would if he was on the pitchhairy cataract wrote:If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench? I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half timeSack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.
Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.
Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.
We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Ah, I get it now. It was a joke, right?Sack the Juggler wrote:there is a running theme in my "kone will score" predictions, mostly that he wont be playing when he scores, as he will have just as much chance of scoring for Everton if he was locked in a steel box and sunk in the middle of the irish sea as he would if he was on the pitchhairy cataract wrote:If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench? I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half timeSack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.
Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.
Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.
We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Yes paying £6m for Kone was a jokehairy cataract wrote:Ah, I get it now. It was a joke, right?
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Moyes / Mancini 6 - 1
Martinez / San Pellegrino begins a new chapter. 1 - 0 please!
Martinez / San Pellegrino begins a new chapter. 1 - 0 please!
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Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Fingers crossed he can repeat his goal scoring efforts against them too.Tonteau wrote:Gibson may be fit, mind. And he fulfills a similar role.Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.
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Man shittey at home , looking forward to this one. will be interesting to see who Martinez replaces Barry with in midfield? Gibson the obvious choice but? His he fit ?
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
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OR?
***********************HOWARD*************************
COLEMAN*******JAGIELKA***********DISTIN**********BAINES
DEULOFEU*******OSMAN********BARKLEY***********PIENAAR
****************KONE***********LUKAKU******************
Just bare in mind Gibson could still be injured and with Mirralas taking a knock against the skunks,might force Martinez to go 4-4-2.
A 2-0 for the blues with Lukaku on the score sheet .
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
***********************LUKAKU**************************
OR?
***********************HOWARD*************************
COLEMAN*******JAGIELKA***********DISTIN**********BAINES
DEULOFEU*******OSMAN********BARKLEY***********PIENAAR
****************KONE***********LUKAKU******************
Just bare in mind Gibson could still be injured and with Mirralas taking a knock against the skunks,might force Martinez to go 4-4-2.
A 2-0 for the blues with Lukaku on the score sheet .
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
I feel a bit more pessimistic because I think our players looked tired out at the end on Monday. So I'll go for a 1-1 draw but an exciting (nerve jangling!) game.
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City).sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
***********************LUKAKU**************************
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Dixie Land wrote:I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City).sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
***********************LUKAKU**************************
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We are going to try this in the CL next season - probably with two Baines playing on either side of the pitch. An early prototype has already been launched - you may know him as Sir Bradley Wiggins. This also explains why Man U eventually agreed to pay £27M for the Two Fellainis. So far only The Imposter Fellaini has appeared for them but they are hoping the real one will be on show tonight. We also varied it a bit as you know. F2 had a lot of trouble with discipline and had a go at the likes of Shawcross whereas F1 - the Mercedes McClaren of Belgies - could be relied upon to get us out of a hole or get an amazing point at Old Trafford. The reason behind it was that The Fellaini has a lot of presence on the pitch and the F1 version gets injured quite a lot.Blueberto wrote:Dixie Land wrote:I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City).sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
***********************LUKAKU**************************
The 2 player deal was hushed up as Fellaini and Baines when it was actually Fellaini and Fellaini.
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Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Excellent news, let's get Lukaku cloned quickly and only give the original back at the end of loanToffee Dan wrote:We are going to try this in the CL next season - probably with two Baines playing on either side of the pitch. An early prototype has already been launched - you may know him as Sir Bradley Wiggins. This also explains why Man U eventually agreed to pay £27M for the Two Fellainis. So far only The Imposter Fellaini has appeared for them but they are hoping the real one will be on show tonight. We also varied it a bit as you know. F2 had a lot of trouble with discipline and had a go at the likes of Shawcross whereas F1 - the Mercedes McClaren of Belgies - could be relied upon to get us out of a hole or get an amazing point at Old Trafford. The reason behind it was that The Fellaini has a lot of presence on the pitch and the F1 version gets injured quite a lot.Blueberto wrote:Dixie Land wrote:I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City).sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.
**********************HOWARD***********************
COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES
*****************GIBSON************MACARTHY************
MIRRALAS*********BARKLEY**********OSMAN**********PIENAAR
***********************LUKAKU**************************
The 2 player deal was hushed up as Fellaini and Baines when it was actually Fellaini and Fellaini.
Re: Man City 3 Everton 1 (Lukaku)
Just signed up for BT Sport
Can watch the game on Saturday and the Derby in November now.
Can watch the game on Saturday and the Derby in November now.
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how much was it?SouthernSmugToffee wrote:Just signed up for BT Sport
Can watch the game on Saturday and the Derby in November now.
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I got DirecTV satellite tv last week. Every single Premier League game is shown live. I just need to wake up for a 6.45am kick-off on Saturday now.
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5:45AM my time.Goodison_Gringo wrote:I got DirecTV satellite tv last week. Every single Premier League game is shown live. I just need to wake up for a 6.45am kick-off on Saturday now.
And it'll be on some dodgy internet link.
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