Everton 0 Liverpool 2

Got the feeling that the red card was taken as serious as one those "in other news" slots at the end of news where some panda was taught how to knit in a San Diego zoo.

Dalglish has made stunning progress in his tranformation into Fergie Mk11. I'm sure the Shite fundamentalists are overjoyed at him putting media "in their place" but he just comes out like a sniddy one-eyed dishonest cunt.

I can't wait til I have kids and I can something more productive with my Saturday like bringing them to the zoo to watch panda knit.

Kopites like to call us bitter, but we've got some right to be embittered after yet another referee ruins yet another contest. Suarez made a lovely meal of minimal contact from rodders, he really is an odius little rat. (Also, if you look really closely, Adam grabs suarez in celebration when the red card comes out) As for the worse fouls we put in which weren't punished, we likely don't make them if we're not down to 10 men, tired and stretched, also showed that the ref was looking to even it up a bit. Which is plain wrong. And lastly, the hibbert one, although very late, is actually pretty minimal contact wise. And adam, although gurning like his shin's poking through the skin, is up and thumping our crossbar within seconds.

Decent performance from us today, we need a bit more of a goal threat, but what's new. Yet another derby goes by with the ref the centre of attention, and a two strikers costing a combined £60million put us to the sword. Football is screwed and we're just treading water, praying for oil money or a yank sugar daddy.

WHY WE SHOULD KEEP OUR HEADS HELD HIGH

Pretty chilled about today (especially the performance by our lads in the face of these overwhelming odds) - remember the old adage 1=20. After some of the reaction by some (not all) of the Red persuasion to today's events - like the controversy itself not entirely unexpected it must be said I'm as proud as ever to be an Evertonian - with the obvious exception of the behaviour of a minority of our crowd. This reaction by some of the Red brethren appears to be a validation of their support for that club by a complete disregard for a shoddy, shocking decision by Martin Atkinson. Be that as it may, supplemented by the overreaction by Suarez to the (non) tackle and the condescending manner in which a few of his team mates urged Rodwell from the pitch,their manager, through a limited statement of sympathy for his dismissal (when clearly the result was hardly going to be altered by a small effort to admit to this poor call) and the petulant goal celebrations close to the Street End by Suarez and, in particular, Carroll.

I'll leave you to mull over these choice words on Twitter:

@KaneLFC: @ThePeoplesGroup hahahahahahahahhaah you sore bitter bastards! We won you wankers hahahahahahahahahaha EFC 0-2 LFC

@ToffeeDan : @Kane_LFC @ThePeoplesGroup - is it half term at the Charm School already?

@KaneLFC: @ToffeeDan @ThePeoplesGroup Hahahahaha how fucking original EFC 0-2 LFC!

@KaneLFC: @Kane_LFC @ThePeoplesGroup - easy 2 retain moral high ground when u rub our nose in the shit from the lower plain, occupied as ever by LFC.

@KaneLFC: @Kane_LFC @ThePeoplesGroup - think abt it (i know its tough for a Kopite to think) you got a huge favour from MA but u lack the moral fibre

Wasted Dan. He got somebody else to type it.

Carroll went up in my estimation on the final whistle, he asked Cahil for his shirt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2044205/Everton-face-investigation-bottles-thrown-Merseyside-derby.html

Bryan wrote:

That Kynt drop kick was the talk of the whole area I was sat in, within 30 seconds of Rodwell getting his red card.
So Atkinson visitied both clubs the week up to the game? Twattenberg goes on tour with them 3 yeas ago.
Something in this?
I felt that DM had an issue with it, in his post game interviews.

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Bryan wrote:

That Kynt drop kick was the talk of the whole area I was sat in, within 30 seconds of Rodwell getting his red card.
So Atkinson visitied both clubs the week up to the game? Twattenberg goes on tour with them 3 yeas ago.
Something in this?
I felt that DM had an issue with it, in his post game interviews.

Well I wouldnt trust a ref alone with King Kenny anyway. He is using every cyncial tool at his disposal to get the reds favoured by media and refs. He should be at Hogwarts teaching the dark arts assisted by cheif swot Luis 'oppps' Saurez. (And no, Im not going to waste my time photoshopping that!)

Bluejags wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Bryan wrote:

That Kynt drop kick was the talk of the whole area I was sat in, within 30 seconds of Rodwell getting his red card.
So Atkinson visitied both clubs the week up to the game? Twattenberg goes on tour with them 3 yeas ago.
Something in this?
I felt that DM had an issue with it, in his post game interviews.

Well I wouldnt trust a ref alone with King Kenny anyway. He is using every cyncial tool at his disposal to get the reds favoured by media and refs. He should be at Hogwarts teaching the dark arts assisted by cheif swot Luis 'oppps' Saurez. (And no, Im not going to waste my time photoshopping that!)

I will do this though:

Its Tom Daleys new diving partner for Olympics:

Bluejags wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Bryan wrote:

That Kynt drop kick was the talk of the whole area I was sat in, within 30 seconds of Rodwell getting his red card.
So Atkinson visitied both clubs the week up to the game? Twattenberg goes on tour with them 3 yeas ago.
Something in this?
I felt that DM had an issue with it, in his post game interviews.

Well I wouldnt trust a ref alone with King Kenny anyway. He is using every cyncial tool at his disposal to get the reds favoured by media and refs. He should be at Hogwarts teaching the dark arts assisted by cheif swot Luis 'oppps' Saurez. (And no, Im not going to waste my time photoshopping that!)

I will do this though:

Its Tom Daleys new diving partner for Olympics:

Brillliant.

You know what, on reflection this result wasn't as disappointing as it could have been. We may have lost but at least I had Suarez and Carroll in my fantasy team - so it's not all bad.

Tamworth_Blue wrote:You know what, on reflection this result wasn't as disappointing as it could have been. We may have lost but at least I had Suarez and Carroll in my fantasy team - so it's not all bad.

I had Suarez as well but I still would have prefered it if he had spontaneously combusted rather than scored.

Dixie Land wrote:

Tamworth_Blue wrote:You know what, on reflection this result wasn't as disappointing as it could have been. We may have lost but at least I had Suarez and Carroll in my fantasy team - so it's not all bad.

I had Suarez as well but I still would have prefered it if he had spontaneously combusted rather than scored.

That's a terrible thing to say Dixie, where is the suffering in that? How about a slow burn over hot coals for a week and then burning the evidence?