Everton vs Jimmy Nail and Sting

Have we done a match thread yet?

High-flying, free-scoring Newcastle turn up at “fortress” goodison. Not looking great, quite frankly but I have a cunning plan, we can win if we do everything Villa did against them.

Let’s be honest anything more than 0 points will be a bonus.

Onana and Duke start. Godfrey at RB.

Isak and Gordon on the bench.

Gray on the bench as well. Hoping for some nice McNeill crosses onto Dom’s head.

COYB

Bright start

Bollocks

Totally against the run of play

I do thoroughly dislike Callum Wilson. He seems to always score against us.

Good performance... lacking a bit of quality but plenty of effort. Need to win some more corners and get the ball into Keane, Tarks and DCL.

Hmmm... Tarks could have given away a penalty there.

We need someone zip tying their neck to a goalpost right about now.

Southampton losing at least

2 0 and good night

Godfrey asleep for that. Still, Maupay is on now so we're saved.

Fucking hell. 3 now.

I think that’s curtains for Everton now

Oh well, fuck it.

Game on!

Maybe not.

Saints equalise

Armchair wrote:Saints equalise

Ruled out

Jesus wept

I suppose we didn't expect much from this game, and we didn't get much apart from a dent in the goal difference. It doesn't really change anything - we need to beat Leicester. Plenty of energy for 60 minutes tonight. If we can repeat that on Monday, we're got a decent chance.

Ouch. Lot of huff and puff but lacking where it matters. Newcastle took the piss a bit there. On the plus side Saints lost and Dom didn’t get injured.

Tonteau wrote:Ouch. Lot of huff and puff but lacking where it matters. Newcastle took the piss a bit there. On the plus side Saints lost and Dom didn’t get injured.

The season in a nutshell. Relegation is starting to feel inevitable now. Anything but a win at Leicester ( ) and I think that's it. Not that we don't fully deserve it.