Everton V Newcastle United

SEFTON wrote:Everton v Newcastle United  Goodison Park,  K/O 19.45pm 17/03/2022 Live on Amazon Prime.

This fixture could possibly be a defining moment in our Clubs History, never have we needed 3 points so desperately .
Frank Lampard is showing the players all the Social media comments from journalists and aggrieved supporters in the hope to motivate them,
this is my biggest concern Players needing motivation. playing for Everton Football club should be the only Motivation these Millionaire players need.

Its reported that Lampard will make four changes to the line-up who faced Wolves at Goodison park on Sunday last.
Hopefully Dominic Calvert Lewin will be available .

Going for a 2-0 win to lift the gloom
Calvert Lewin and Richarlison.

UTFT's

I'm not sure that showing them tweets from @AllertonBlue1878 saying "HOLGATE YOU CUNT GET OUT OF OUR FUCKING CLUB YOU COULDN'T TRAP A FART IN YOUR UNDERCRACKERS" will actually do to motivate them. But short of threatening to set a pack of rabid, starving dogs on them if they don't win tomorrow, I suppose it's the only thing left.

Eddie Howe's perma-grin is going to be really annoying as soon as we go 1-0 down. I'm actually fearful for my telly tomorrow, I might put my foot through it. Please pray for my telly. Is it even on the telly? Fuck it, the telly is getting it whether the game is on the telly or not.

I'm predicting 3-1 to the Barcodes after 56 minutes. Can't comment on anything after that as that's when I'll predict I put my foot through my telly.

Thinking on, I'm going to watch this game in the kitchen on the old Goodmans portable that only cost me about seventy quid 15 years ago. Problem there is, it's on the wall about six feet up in the air. I can't reach that without giving myself the kind of groin strain that I wish on Michael Keane every time he steps onto the pitch. Might have to stand on a chair and then somehow sidekick the telly, but this in itself poses some risks - the legendary balance of my playing days having long since gone, to be replaced with the balance of a weeble.

So I think I'll need to scatter a load of cushions on the floor around the chair to break my inevitable, inelegant fall. Which is fine as long as I don't fall to the right, where there is an expensive granite worktop that will most certainly win any fight with my head, well inside the first round. To the left, where I think I'll most likely fall, is the dining room table. Not as hard as the worktop but I think I still might need assistance with eating for several months after I crash into that.

Anyway I'll keep you posted. Or not. I mean, if you haven't heard from me for several weeks then just assume the granite worktop scenario came into play. Either that or the missus will have cut my bollocks off with a blunt knife for killing the telly meaning that she can't watch The Chase while she's cooking. Either way I'm fucked, and it's all Farhad's fault.

COYB for fuck's sake.

Tonteau wrote:I wouldn't normally think like this, and I rather hate that I am, but we need to smash the fuck out of these from the off if we want to get anything out the game. Shelvey did it to us at their's and got away with it. We lost the game from that point. I'm talking leaving a foot in, proper clearing out the man and the ball, phil neville on ronaldo stuff. Get the crowd up for it and make it horrible for them. They're pretty much safe now so what have we got to lose...  actually, don't answer that.

I agree. Funes Mori Theory - if we're going to go down, take a few shins and ligaments with us while doing so. They owe us that at least.

callmebubbles wrote:Bar-Codes are 23/10 to win with Bet365. Its like free money!! As is every one of our games!!  If Holgate plays, worth a few bob to be sent off. He's due one. Have zero confidence for this one and even thinking of giving it a miss, its so depressing.

Oh I'll confess to having a tenner in-play bet on Wolves five minutes into the game on Sunday. 4/1. Not sure why I didn't put a grand on. Bookies are always right my arse.

Tonteau wrote:

SEFTON wrote:
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Hopefully Dominic Calvert Lewin will be available .

Going for a 2-0 win to lift the gloom
Calvert Lewin and Richarlison.

UTFT's

Just checked the tipster league table, Sef

Lol, I'll stick up for Sef here - he's bottom not because he's a crap tipster, but because he's forgotten to enter most weeks.

Which is my great hope for Everton avoiding relegation - Leeds just forget to turn up for several games. "We've got a game today? Shit. I'm at Thorpe Park..."

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I fear the worst for this game as well. But to get us all in the right (fighting) tackling mood where we tackle the sh!te out of the sh!thouse Shelvey, I present to you "the push".    

I have a feeling this may have been the same ref...



All we have left as we continue on our merry way to the Championship is futile shithousery.

fourdoors wrote:I honestly don't understand what you're all worrying about. Relegation? Not going to happen.

Your problem is that you're all getting your sports news from the Mainstream Media. Since I stopped doing that, I've been a much happier person. I joined a Telegram group, StandUpXBlues, and now I get all my Everton-related news from there.

Did you know that Digne wasn't sold to Villa? He refused to leave us, and in the ensuing power struggle, Rafa quit after Branthwaite gave him a wedgie during training.
Lampard came in, bringing Mason Mount with him, and quickly turned things around.
We didn't get spanked 5-0 by Spurs. How could we? We've dominated midfield in every match since Frank signed Kante from Chelsea. We actually won that game 3:1 (Zaha x2, DCL; Mina OG).

What you need to remember is that the Euro Superleague elite are suppressing the truth. Do you really believe the Bayern have won the Bundesliga every year since 2013? Does it seem plausible that Juventus won Serie A 9 times in a row? Of course they didn't. That's just what the elite want us to believe, so that all the glory-hunters flock to those teams, earning them billions in merchandising and sponsorship deals.
In the real world, Everton are playing so well that Goodison Park is sold out for every match. I can't get a ticket for love or money.

Open your eyes, sheeple. We're 5th in the league, and on our way up.

 

I had a feeling that the nanobots in my vaccine would fuck with my head, I read it on Facebook (and is my own cousin an easily-led fool? Lol I don't think so.) But I never realised to what degree. Thanks mate, for making me see the light.

In an ideal world there would be some way that thousands of us could make donations to you so that you can continue to fight the good fight against fake news. Maybe allow you to give up your day job and dedicate yourself to the cause, if those donations somehow allowed you to maintain a subsistence level of living. I realise that there are no such mechanisms available and that everyone on social media is an honest broker just intent on sharing the truth without recompense. There is no justice in this world.

Have we already played Newcastle then? The Brexit Bias Corporation are telling me we're playing tonight but I don't know what to believe anymore.