Everton v Brentford

SEFTON wrote:Just got in from work, watching the whole game recorded earlier.very happy to start three threads in a week and get three wins that adds up to nine points. UTFTs.

You're on a roll mate.

Armchair wrote:44* points now, level with tika-taka Brighton. We'd have settled for that at the start of the season for sure.

A really good point, which someone on Twitter mentioned earlier this week - what's the point of being an inferior Man City tribute band with lesser players, when you only end up with the same number of points as reductive, primitive Everton anyway.

Brighton are more boring than us. I was bored shitless by Martinez Everton. I'd rather watch Dyche Everton, just with better players and about 35 more points per season.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:I can only watch the first 20 minutes before I leave for an Elvis impersonator-themed curry night. No I don't know what that involves either, I'm just going where I'm told to go.

COYB.

well, I'm at a family meal now so only getting snips of progress... with you at Elvis night there will be 'a little less conversation' on here

 Very good.

I might reciprocate by hosting a Radiohead tapas evening. Start a Jimi Hendrix sushi club, that sort of thing. I don't even know if it's at a restaurant or at someone's house.

Anyway, need to go. Just seen that our xG so far is 0.06 so we might not be missing much.

So I wasn't really up for the Elvis curry night (it was in a curry house, it transpired) but the Elvis impersonator was excellent and I had a very acceptable vindaloo and drank about 8 pints of Cobra and my eldest has been texting me with drunken Everton slogans from some city centre pub all night and we're mathematically safe and I'm about to watch MotD and all is right with the world.

Up the toffees, thank you Mr Dyche, and well done to the players. Safe before the end of April. Luxury.

Tunnel Access. I like the way they gave some attention to Chermiti when he was subbed off and during the celebrations. My lad said he did alright, improved as the game went on. He seemed happy enough.