Re: Chavs v Everton

Yankthattoffee Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:35 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly

About the same as Leicester when they won the league. tongue

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:37 pm

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:37 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly
About the same as Leicester when they won the league.

Yankthattoffee Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:40 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly
About the same as Leicester when they won the league.

Seriously thought folks, how many managers have had to field a team like this, with Kenny, Branthwaite, Simms, and no full backs + Iwobi?

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:40 pm

shite 2 - 1 barcodes

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:43 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly
About the same as Leicester when they won the league.

Seriously thought folks, how many managers have had to field a team like this, with Kenny, Branthwaite, Simms, and no full backs + Iwobi?

saw this on twitter tonight

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:48 pm

Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:49 pm

here we go again

0-0 would be an incredible result... but i'm afraid very unlikely

COYB

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:50 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.

I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:51 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly
About the same as Leicester when they won the league.

Seriously thought folks, how many managers have had to field a team like this, with Kenny, Branthwaite, Simms, and no full backs + Iwobi?
saw this on twitter tonight

Hmm. Three at the back and Rondon in goal, and that's a decent XI with Tosun as sub.

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:53 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:possession is going to be even worse than normal today looking at the first 8 mins

I predict 80% Chavs
Half time - 81% possession !!

0-0 amazingly
About the same as Leicester when they won the league.

Seriously thought folks, how many managers have had to field a team like this, with Kenny, Branthwaite, Simms, and no full backs + Iwobi?
saw this on twitter tonight

Hmm. Three at the back and Rondon in goal, and that's a decent XI with Tosun as sub.

that works... and Rondon in goal is probably a better option than Rondon up front too

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:53 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:55 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.

"The egg was baked perfectly. The sausagemeat was a tour de force, with infusions of thyme and rusk. And the crust was perfectly cooked. Well done Rotts, that was an outstanding piece of microwaving."

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:55 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.

only half ....

...any onions Chavs v Everton - Page 3 F_laugh

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:57 pm

Kenny shoots .....

we got into their half cyclops

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:58 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.
only half ....

...any onions

I'll eat a whole jumbo onion raw if we get a point tonight.

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 8:59 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.
only half ....

...any onions

I'll eat a whole jumbo onion raw if we get a point tonight.

DEAL

COYB ... this is bigger than fucking football now ...

DO IT FOR ROTTS !!!!

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:00 pm

Godfrey gets forward & shoots after word spreads round the ground that Rotts is peelinf his onions for a Masterchef raw feast

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:00 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.
only half ....

...any onions

I'll eat a whole jumbo onion raw if we get a point tonight.
DEAL

COYB ... this is bigger than fucking football now ...

DO IT FOR ROTTS !!!!

I feel quite safe on this one!

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:00 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Godfrey gets forward & shoots after word spreads round the ground that Rotts is pealing his onions for a Masterchef raw feast

Rotterdam 1985 Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:02 pm

OK I'm off for the Masterchef final so, um....play up boys, and, err.....SOCCER!!!

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:02 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Come on boys! Up the blues! Ra-ra. Etc.

I didn't watch the first half. I hate horror movies.

I would watch the second half, but it's the Masterchef final tonight and I really want the northern lad to win it over the posh fat southern twat.

And when I didn't watch the games at the start of the season, we were decent. it's nothing to do with injuries - we only turned shit when I started watching the games.

So thanks lads, for watching on my behalf. I'm with you in spirit, and really wish I could go through this with you but the northern lad's pistachio and raspberry tart the other week was just divine.
I just ate a whole Aunt Bessie apple pie at half time ... with double cream

I feel sick now

In anticipation of the Masterchef final, I've just demolished half of a sizeable pork pie with egg.
only half ....

...any onions

I'll eat a whole jumbo onion raw if we get a point tonight.
DEAL

COYB ... this is bigger than fucking football now ...

DO IT FOR ROTTS !!!!

I feel quite safe on this one!

I'm off to Paddy Power to put a tenner on us getting a point now Very Happy

Yankthattoffee Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:05 pm

For everyone who has been asking for Dobbin, here he is.
(No donkey noises thank you)

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:06 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:For everyone who has been asking for Dobbin, here he is.
(No donkey noises thank you)

Made 4 Gwladys Thu 16 Dec 2021, 9:09 pm

FFS Barkley coming on silent

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