West Ham v Everton - Final game!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce the end of the 17/18 season, quite possibly the most dreary, turbulent and soul sapping campaign in quite some time. This weekends opposition provided the ‘highlight’ of the season, a 4-0 victory at Goodison Park back in November, the author of that victory still a mystery.

With Wayne Rooney off to Washington and hopefully Allardyce off to the job office, one can hope that this sorry season can be writing off as bad debt and we can start next season with a new manager and fresh impetus. A 0-0 result here will probably be acceptable as not give to give Sam any more opportunities to blow his own trumpet, a unfortunate painful weekly occurrence.

Expect a testimonial like atmosphere for stalwart Davy Klassen, a linchpin of the team this season, although with The Netherlands imminent non-appearance at th World Cup on the horizon, he may not be risked.
Expect further displays of appreciation for Kevin Mirallas, Ashley Williams and several others who are surely at the exit door. Taxi meters running. Tick Tock gentlemen.

I imagine Klaassen will get a guard of honour.

Everton: Pickford, Keane, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Gueye, Davies, Baines, Schneiderlin, Coleman, Niasse, Tosun

And we are up and running....

Well, that didn't take long.

GOAL - Tottenham 0-1 Leicester
Jamie Vardy

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Well, that didn't take long.

GOAL - Tottenham 0-1 Leicester
Jamie Vardy

Never mind....

GOAL - Tottenham 1-1 Leicester
Harry Kane (7 mins)

Can't get a link to work, so might not be watching this game after all.

GOAL - Swansea 1-0 Stoke
Andy King

GOAL - Liverpool 1-0 Brighton
Mohamed Salah

Record breaking 32nd Premier League this season.

Niasse in on goal, one on one, hits it at the keeper's left leg.

Comical defending by the CB.

Funes Mori booked for clattering a Hammers player. He's a bit naughty at times, isn't he.

Lanzini, 1-0.

GOAL - Huddersfield 0-1 Arsenal
Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang

GOAL - Burnley 1-0 Bournemouth
Chris Wood

GOAL - Man Utd 1-0 Watford
Marcus Rashford

GOAL - Swansea 1-2 Stoke

Stoke making it impossible for Swansea to stay up at the moment...

GOAL - Liverpool 2-0 Brighton
Dejan Lovren

This is a truly dreadful Everton side. An absolute disgrace to the shirt.

I'd keep Coleman, Pickford and Walcott, and sell everyone else. New manager, complete new squad.

GOAL - West Ham 2-1 Everton
Oumar Niasse

GOAL - Tottenham 5-4 Leicester
Harry Kane

Not even watching since the feeds I tried were all shit, but I wasn't even really watching when the feeds were somewhat working. The play is just too dire to watch.

West Ham made us look shit. Or we made them look great, one of the two.

That match summed up the worst of Everton this season. Sam must go now, for sure, but that will change nothing unless Moshiri makes some great decisions. New manager, new DOF, new everything. At least ten new players. Sure it will take them a while to bed in and we'll need to be patient, but this group are a toxic mixture of past-its, wage-thieves, and bad buys.

A superb season comes to a glorious conclusion.

We finished 8th!
I'd like to finish on a positive note.
How shyt are the other 12?