Swansea City vs Everton

Ha - it's Friday and no-one has started the thread yet, such is the trundle into the end of the season.

We're making the trip to South Wales this weekend for Saturday's evening fixture, to play Shaun the Sheep Shagger's Swansea, who have been in shocking form up until a fortnight ago. This will be a good chance to assess summer signing Gylfi Siggurdsson, but even though they have all to play for this is a tougher game for us than it is for them.

Therefore, I predict a 2-1 win. Lukaku and Stekelenberg for us, S the SS for them.

as its towards the end of the season and we have secured UEFA football and we are guaranteed 7 place and are unlikely to finish above the Arse, so there is absolutely nothing to play for for us.

Swansea on the oher hand have everything to play for, they are fighting against relegation and need every point they can get, so we will be in holiday mode, and they will be in competition mode.

I predict we will win it 57-0 with 19 hattricks from Kone.

Sack the Juggler wrote:are unlikely to finish above the Arse, so there is absolutely nothing to play for for us.

Swansea on the oher hand have everything to play for, they are fighting against relegation and need every point they can get, so we will be in holiday mode, and they will be in competition mode.

I predict we will win it 57-0 with 19 hattricks from Kone.

I think Arsenal have at least 2 banana skins ahead of them, plus us at game number 38.
I still have a feeling for 6th. May the 6th be a new hope.

2-1 for the swans we won't turn up

Blue gazza wrote:2-1 for the swans   we won't turn up

I really hope you're wrong.
Big Luke still has his sights on the golden boot, so he'd better be better than last 2 weeks.

Blue gazza wrote:2-1 for the swans   we won't turn up

I am not convinced we'll do great either, especially since Swansea have a lot to play for and we (really) don't.

Might as well let 2 or 3 of the kids start. Looky, Pennington, Dominic 'naked photos of Ronald' Calvert-Lewin.

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Blue gazza wrote:2-1 for the swans   we won't turn up

I really hope you're wrong.
Big Luke still has his sights on the golden boot, so he'd better be better than last 2 weeks.

Reverse psychology mate I hope

We'll lose this cos Swansea want it more than we do. Our lads want the beach. I'd play the U23s against the Swans, and let the first team play the U23s game against the Shite instead. Might have a chance of beating them for once, though I wouldn't actually hold my breath.

Should have played the U23s. Utter shite, with the exception of Davies and a nice little cameo from Kenny. Mirallas is very good at keeping hold of the ball though. I like the way he runs round in circles like a kid in the playground, everyone trying to get the ball off him, and him laughing at them. Pity he can't do anything else.

Lukaku and Barkley can both fuck off. Other than that, nothing new to report. We still need two new centre backs, a left back, a new goalie, a creative midfield and a couple of strikers.

Just watched 1m40s of highlights from the game, all Swansea chances, not a single one for us, we must have been proper shite.

Possibly the shortest matchday thread of all time.