Match Thread League 2015-16 season..

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Ok... here we go again.

so the same as last season then ...

Same rules as before..

3pts for a win, 1 for draw & 0 for a loss
Poster keeps the thread honour until he (or she) loses a game
1 bonus point for the correct score prediction

Same rule of -5 points for match thread theft & a visit from legal counsel.

Winner is obviously on points and if needed Goal Difference, then Goals scored... if it's still a tie you get to sleep with Mrs4G & Hairy's prettiest goat, both dressed in Everton CWC retro blue lingerie

Competitive matches only ... Premier League, FA cup & League cup all count... friendlies for fun .... Europe would count but Martinez fucked that up

M4G to start the first competitive thread as the most worthy champion the competition has ever seen.. anyone else will be fined under match thread theft rule

I am adding a Brucie Bonus this year of ONE bonus point for EVERY GOAL that our super striker KONE scores to the owner of the associated match thread... and as I'm feeling really generous an additional point PER GOAL for our resident League one standard Red Lion barman... Mo Besic.....

Enjoy & COYB    

HALL OF FAME
2014-15 M4G
2013-14 BHE
2012-13 jellyman (blueberto)
2011-12 M4G
2010-11 Tater

Rules, including agreed amendments during last season

1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.

2... If the person who has the thread honour does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly

3... basic schoolboy errors such as wrong Home/Away order in title will be punishable by a public burning outside Analfield or a fine of choice by our very fair justice system known as Lord UWIE

4... Snitch points will be awarded & deducted as deemed reasonable by the Uwist for ruthless supergrassing (or failing to grass for the reigning snitcher) and pointing out flagrant match thread misdemeanours

5... at any time during the competition season M4G may be awarded (by M4G and at M4G's sole discretion) 25 point for administering the competition. This rule is not negotiable & is not subject to normal Uwie judgements

[mindyerEnvelopeRef?]

I invited Jeffery Webb to sign up for this and he refused as he thought it was corrupt... *











* no I didn't, allegedly

[Mr_Ben]

2... If the person who has the thread honour does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly

With the exception of post midweek games.It should by Monday lunchtime, unless kick off is Monday, then Tuesday lunchtime.

Post midweek it should be 24 hours post game kick off time.

[SEFTON]

I invited Jeffery Webb to sign up for this and he refused as he thought it was corrupt... *



Sepp Blatter said the same.









* no I didn't, allegedly

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Straight in with a Kone shit bonus

[Made 4 Gwladys]

[Made 4 Gwladys]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Has Super turned over a new leaf.... or will he return to being totally shite when we play a team from a proper division

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Super on a roll

[Mr_Ben]

When is Super due to start the next game.

[Da Judge]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

[Barry Horne's Equaliser]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

[Mr_Ben]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Shit rule. I know Super is off on leave. He should state up front he is away and nominate an assistant to start it and he (Super) gets the points.

Sick leave etc should go to the appeal panel.

[Barry Horne's Equaliser]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Shit rule. I know Super is off on leave. He should state up front he is away and nominate an assistant to start it and he (Super) gets the points.

Sick leave etc should go to the appeal panel.

There is still nine whole days until kick off!

[Mr_Ben]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Shit rule. I know Super is off on leave. He should state up front he is away and nominate an assistant to start it and he (Super) gets the points.

Sick leave etc should go to the appeal panel.

 There is still nine whole days until kick off!

What else are we to post about?

[Barry Horne's Equaliser]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Shit rule. I know Super is off on leave. He should state up front he is away and nominate an assistant to start it and he (Super) gets the points.

Sick leave etc should go to the appeal panel.

 There is still nine whole days until kick off!

What else are we to post about?

Jaffa biscuits.

[Da Judge]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Isn't education and past experience a wonderful thing to behold.... I am almost shedding tears of joy that my laptop keyboard can remain unused...

[Barry Horne's Equaliser]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Isn't education and past experience a wonderful thing to behold.... I am almost shedding tears of joy that my laptop keyboard can remain unused...

As a former snitch, a thorough understanding of the rules is more than essential.

[Da Judge]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That puts you into the 2015-16 Snitch position - +1 point

[Da Judge]

When is Super due to start the next game.

That noise you hear is the book of rules, checks, balances and measures being opened in preparation

I am pretty sure there is no recognised limit on when he must start it by, but anyone can start the thread without punishment if a) the next thread hasn't been started and b) they start the next thread no more than 48 hours prior to kick off.

Essentially, if Super has failed to start the match thread by 12:45 on Thursday 10th September (as we have the Saturday lunch time kick off next) then anyone can start it without risking a points deduction.

Shit rule. I know Super is off on leave. He should state up front he is away and nominate an assistant to start it and he (Super) gets the points.

Sick leave etc should go to the appeal panel.

Ben - two things....

1. compassion and snitching are not easy bedfellows.... -1 point
2. you are still the official snitch ..... it's a curse having to watch every match thread topic and placing any post in the context of the rules... its only fair therefore that you are provided incentive +5 points

[SEFTON]

May I just say? in fairness to the rules ,HAPPY SNITCHING ,One and all.

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Super on a roll... long may it continue

[Da Judge]

Super on a roll... long may it continue

is it an incomplete macro that prevents a sort order on the table

[Made 4 Gwladys]

Super on a roll... long may it continue

is it an incomplete macro that prevents a sort order on the table

oooh... is that a snitch from Da Judge

[Da Judge]

Super on a roll... long may it continue

is it an incomplete macro that prevents a sort order on the table

oooh... is that a snitch from Da Judge

No it was a rules clarification .... Specifically the invocation of the last rule

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