Arsenal v Everton

Arsenal v Everton at the Emirates stadium. K/O 20.00pm.friday 23rd April 2021.

An Arsenal victory will puts the gunners over Everton on goal difference,
Should Everton take all three points brings us within 3 points fourth place.

Carlo Anchelotti welcomes back Dominic Calvert Lewin, Andre Gomes, Damian Delph ,Bernard and Yerry Mina.

While the gunners will be without Abamuyang who is still suffering from Malaria and Laccazette who has an hip Injury.

away form has been good so going 0-2 toffees win.

0-2 Calvert Lewin and Richarlison to find his boots. UTFT'S

We're not just doing it for ourselves, we doing it for all The 14.

8-0 to the Mighty Blues, Alex Young hat-trick and second half goals from Moyes, Rogers, Bielsa, Shearer and Boris Johnson.

now the curry shop is open again I'm out for our 2020 Christmas curry tomorrow with the lads... so I'll miss us stuffing Le Arse, who let's face it are fucking much worse than us !

1-0 to the toffees... Arteta with a 50 yard header

hairy cataract wrote:We're not just doing it for ourselves, we doing it for all The 14.  

8-0 to the Mighty Blues, Alex Young hat-trick and second half goals from Moyes, Rogers, Bielsa, Shearer and Boris Johnson.

Johnson is out with a cock strain, to be replaced by some "Glazers Out" twat in a green and yellow scarf from MUTV.

I feel confident about this one, for no logical reason whatsoever. Arsenal 2 (Keown, Jeffers) Everton 4 (Mina, Atteveld, Keown, Jeffers)

Everyone is fit again, and all the other teams have been drawing. We'll piss this 6-0 (Kevin Campbell 3, Frannie Jeffers 3). We'll go on to finish in the top 4 and just miss out on CL to the RedShite on co-efficient countback.

The battle of the under-achievers. I suspect it will be a not-helping-either team draw.

Who do we have a realistic chance of chasing down?
A win tonight just keeps us in contact with the pack.
Who's likely to faulter?

Yankthattoffee wrote:Who do we have a realistic chance of chasing down?
A win tonight just keeps us in contact with the pack.
Who's likely to faulter?

I think it's academic mate, as we're the ones who are faltering.

We won our first 4 games but since then we have been bang average - 10 wins, 7 draws, 10 defeats.

Realistically I think the only team above us who we can catch is Spurs. West Ham have a nice favourable run-in (we still have to play them of course.)

So if City win the Carabao this week, 7th is guaranteed a European spot and I think that's the best we can hope for. And even that will be this new UEFA Conference League bollocks, which might be good or might be a bit shitty (it might actually be very winnable.)

Was thinking about this game earlier. This is the league table that Carlo should be showing the players right now, ahead of tonight's game.

Leicester P.32 Pts 59
West Ham P.32 Pts 55
Everton P.31 Pts 49
Leeds P.32 Pts 46
Villa P.31 Pts 44

Imagine if UEFA surprised us all and decided to show some backbone by banning all the breakaway clubs from the CL next season to teach them a lesson.

And how Everton would it be, for that to happen and for us to still finish outside the top 4 of eligible teams?

I mean, this is highly unlikely, the chances of this happening are microscopic. But until they confirm, you never know. We may as well have something to play for.

The team looks very like the line up from the start of the season.
4-3-3 and a decent bench.
Come on Carlo, release the hounds.

Yankthattoffee wrote:The team looks very like the line up from the start of the season.
4-3-3 and a decent bench.
Come on Carlo, release the hounds.

With the exception of Holgate, that is probably about our strongest team.

Even stevens so far. Digne has put in a couple of decent crosses

Yeah. A few good blocks at the back. Nothing much happening.

I can hear that the working class legacy fans of Arsenal have clubbed together to hire a helicopter.

I've never understood the protest helicopter. Banners are far cheaper and don't make it sound like the game is being played at Heathrow.

Unlucky Ricky.

Richie close

Siggy FK off the bar

Sig hits the bar with a free kick...

And now we have another one. James time...

We've had some success running at their back four. Getting free kicks. More of that please.

Reasonable first half effort. 0-0.

Given what's happened this week, watching Arsenal has been fascinating. They're 9th in the Prem and regardless of the result of this game, they don't really deserve to be much higher. Yet they're also one of Europe's 12 elite clubs apparently.

I see absolutely nothing in Arsenal to suggest anything other than a long, long haul back to the top. They're exactly where we are.

Decent start 2nd half. Knocking it around well. Couple of corners.

Penalty to arse. Silly from Richie

Penalty Arsenal. Like, Richarlison is a brain dead idiot. But barely any contact.

Offside in the buildup?