Everton v Man Ure

Fuck........ optimistic 1-1

We will show incredible levels of committment, achieve a phenomenal understanding of what needs to be done in each player's position, and prepare with outstanding amounts of energy and real footballing intent for this challenge. If we are given a penalty, then a player who is in the right moment and feels the ability to take great responsibility will advance himself for the task. And miss.

0-3

hairberto cataract wrote:We will show incredible levels of committment, achieve a phenomenal understanding of what needs to be done in each player's position, and prepare with outstanding amounts of energy and real footballing intent for this challenge. If we are given a penalty, then a player who is in the right moment and feels the ability to take great responsibility will advance himself for the task. And miss.

0-3

Got a better record than united over the last 4 games.

I think we'll show wonderful appreciation of the game and every player will demonstrate immense character to keep playing football for the full 90 minutes with the sort of mentality Everton expects. Overall I feel a few moments where we don't maintain our intensity and focus in the manner the particular player(s) in question usually do will cost us in a 2-0 defeat.

3-0 Kone will get a hattrick and will be awarded Bobby Bullshits Brown Shoes

0-2 Rooney and Felli.

I fancy us 2-1 Lukaku and Naismith .

Hairy and Tonts sound too much like Bobby. It's scary.

All of our players will wear Brown Shoes instead of boots

1-0 ... Amokachi

0-0 Moyesie will park the bus for both teams.

1-0. in first 5 minutes followed by 110 minutes of Fergie time

I'm going to this one, and based on my previous trips to Goodison this season (Palace and Leicester), it'll be a disappointing experience.

However, always the optimist. 2-0 to the Blues. McGeady and Angell.

You just know we are going to win this one

Not arsed, I just hope that someone boots that Di Maria up into the stands, along with that twat Blind

Looks like its our last game on TV so hopefully put in a bit of a performance.

0-0 going into injury time when we win a penalty. Martinez will then call over the whole team, and start a series of one on one rock/paper/scissors best of 3 contests. Defenders against defenders first with Howard getting a bye to Round 2. Then midfielders against midfielders with Barkley up against Lukaku in final game of first round. 5 players plus Howard go forward to Round 2 with pairings decided by an open draw using bingo balls borrowed from The Winslow. The 3 winners of Round 2 go forward to semi-finals (along with best runner up from Round 2 decided by Bill Kenwright who awards marks for flair, hand movement, phenomonal intensity,responsibility and bravery.)
The semi-finals are a series of best out of 5 rock/paper/scissors with final and ultimate winner (best of 9 games) allow to progress forward with ringing endorsement of Roberto in his ears and permission to argue with Kevin Mirallas over who should in fact take the penalty. However, Romelu Lukaku can veto any such argument and delegate to take the penalty himself or phone his agent who recommends that he should not take the penalty since he should not have gone to Everton in the first place. Then just as the referee is about to book the entire Everton squad for time wasting Leighton Baines realises that he is a FUCKING GREAT PENALTY TAKER steps forwards and dispatches the ball past Jim Leighton with ease.

1-0 Blues.

3-0 so we can move up to 10th spot

Bluejagz wrote:Looks like its our last game on TV so hopefully put in a bit of a performance.

0-0 going into injury time when we win a penalty. Martinez will then call over the whole team, and start a series of one on one rock/paper/scissors best of 3 contests. Defenders against defenders first with Howard getting a bye to Round 2. Then midfielders against midfielders with Barkley up against Lukaku in final game of first round. 5 players plus Howard go forward to Round 2 with pairings decided by an open draw using bingo balls borrowed from The Winslow. The 3 winners of Round 2 go forward to semi-finals (along with best runner up from Round 2 decided by Bill Kenwright who awards marks for flair, hand movement, phenomonal intensity,responsibility and bravery.)
The semi-finals are a series of best out of 5 rock/paper/scissors with final and ultimate winner (best of 9 games) allow to progress forward with ringing endorsement of Roberto in his ears and permission to argue with Kevin Mirallas over who should in fact take the penalty. However, Romelu Lukaku can veto any such argument and delegate to take the penalty himself or phone his agent who recommends that he should not take the penalty since he should not have gone to Everton in the first place. Then just as the referee is about to book the entire Everton squad for time wasting Leighton Baines realises that he is a FUCKING GREAT PENALTY TAKER steps forwards and dispatches the ball past Jim Leighton with ease.

1-0 Blues.

Hairy, is that you?

Again live on Sportsmax (Jamaican TV) where the studio are talking about EFC as if we're the away team

as I've just discovered its 1:30, not 12:30 I can walk the dogs first

Strong team.
Howard
Coleman..Stones..Jags..Baines
Macca..Barry
Lennon..Barkley..Osman
Lukaku.

http://cricfree.sx/sky-sports-1-live-stream

http://www.eplsite.com/stream1.html

Minutes silence for Carter and Bradford fire.

Should be a decent open game, perhaps a high scoring draw.

http://www.eplsite.com/stream13.html

Armchair wrote:Minutes silence for Carter and Bradford fire.

Somewhat interrupted by some (Utd I assume) fans.

COYB!