Everton 1 Sunderland 1 (Cahill)

Bit of an anti climax - Really thought M4G was going to run until the end of the season.

Well it looks like it will have to be me.

We will play the 1st 11 and we will win 2-0

The FA cup has our name on it

These bunch of Mackem, monkey hanging (well close enough), northern fuckwits won't know what hits them when the Everton juggernaut hits them on Saturday. Pienaar and Drenthe will rip their full backs new arseholes and Jelavic will add another 3 to the 1 he got last week. Hibbo is bound to score at least 16 to break his duck and Les Ferdinand will come off the bench to score our 45th goal against Fartin' Martin O'Neill's bunch of twats.

WHO THE FUCK ARE SCUMDERLAND FUCKING WAY????!!!!

We will steamroller this lot and Moyes will be carried head high from the field of play by exultant Toffeewebbers, all chanting the name of our beloved chairman.

1-0, a Hibbert tap in after a jinking run the full length of the pitch by Harry Corbett, his hand firmly wedged up Sooty's furry arse.

hairy cataract wrote:We will steamroller this lot and Moyes will be carried head high from the field of play by exultant Toffeewebbers, all chanting the name of our beloved chairman.

1-0, a Hibbert tap in after a jinking run the full length of the pitch by Harry Corbett, his hand firmly wedged up Sooty's furry arse.

Senior or Junior?

Tonteau wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:We will steamroller this lot and Moyes will be carried head high from the field of play by exultant Toffeewebbers, all chanting the name of our beloved chairman.

1-0, a Hibbert tap in after a jinking run the full length of the pitch by Harry Corbett, his hand firmly wedged up Sooty's furry arse.

Senior or Junior?

Well, I was thinking Snr, but perhaps some of you youngsters would prefer visualising Jnr. Up to the individual really, we're a very liberal bunch on here. I often wondered, when Harry had one hand up Sooty's arse, and the other up Sweep's arse, what the fuck was he controlling Sue with

hairy cataract wrote:

Tonteau wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:We will steamroller this lot and Moyes will be carried head high from the field of play by exultant Toffeewebbers, all chanting the name of our beloved chairman.

1-0, a Hibbert tap in after a jinking run the full length of the pitch by Harry Corbett, his hand firmly wedged up Sooty's furry arse.

Senior or Junior?

Well, I was thinking Snr, but perhaps some of you youngsters would prefer visualising Jnr. Up to the individual really, we're a very liberal bunch on here. I often wondered, when Harry had one hand up Sooty's arse, and the other up Sweep's arse, what the fuck was he controlling Sue with

she was only called 'Sue' because 'prosecute for sexual assault of a puppet' wouldn't fit on the box she came in.

This is Everton, we will make hard work beating this lot.

Is there extra time, or is it straight to a replay after 90mins?

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:This is Everton, we will make hard work beating this lot.

Is there extra time, or is it straight to a replay after 90mins?

Replay if game ends a draw. Extra time and pens if the replay is a draw after 90mins.

Dixie Land wrote:These bunch of Mackem, monkey hanging (well close enough), northern fuckwits won't know what hits them when the Everton juggernaut hits them on Saturday. Pienaar and Drenthe will rip their full backs new arseholes and Jelavic will add another 3 to the 1 he got last week. Hibbo is bound to score at least 16 to break his duck and Les Ferdinand will come off the bench to score our 45th goal against Fartin' Martin O'Neill's bunch of twats.

WHO THE FUCK ARE SCUMDERLAND FUCKING WAY????!!!!

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Cup-tied.

Think Les Ferdinand can play though.

Pienaar is cup tied

Probably lose 1-0

The President wrote:Bit of an anti climax - Really thought M4G was going to run until the end of the season.

Well it looks like it will have to be me.

We will play the 1st 11 and we will win 2-0

The FA cup has our name on it

Still gutted ... sack Moyles...

we'll win 5961-0 & Hibbo will bag them all from his own half..

Who the fuck is Martin O'Neil anyway

COYB

Roy Stone Drenched wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:These bunch of Mackem, monkey hanging (well close enough), northern fuckwits won't know what hits them when the Everton juggernaut hits them on Saturday. Pienaar and Drenthe will rip their full backs new arseholes and Jelavic will add another 3 to the 1 he got last week. Hibbo is bound to score at least 16 to break his duck and Les Ferdinand will come off the bench to score our 45th goal against Fartin' Martin O'Neill's bunch of twats.

WHO THE FUCK ARE SCUMDERLAND FUCKING WAY????!!!!

{cough}

Cup-tied.

Think Les Ferdinand can play though.

I wasn't on about on the pitch. I mean that Pienaar will buttfuck Phil Bardsley after we beat them.

Bollocks.

O'Neill says

"You can never pre-judge a game, but it wouldn't surprise me if the cup game against Everton is a tight affair and that being the case, you need players who can nick you a goal and players who can stop them going in at the other end."

Meaning that he has ordered a number 79C Routemaster in Crosville green.

Yankthattoffee wrote:O'Neill says

"You can never pre-judge a game, but it wouldn't surprise me if the cup game against Everton is a tight affair and that being the case, you need players who can nick you a goal and players who can stop them going in at the other end."

Meaning that he has ordered a number 79C Routemaster in Crosville green.

With Michael Turner in their side we're bound to have at least a few shouts for a peno for pulling down fellaini.

Really fed up that I have volunteered to help out at the kid's school Spring Fair tomorrow. 11-3pm so will miss the game, I bet it's a classic! Will have to make do with updates on here so please make sure you all keep me up to date!

Helenqu wrote:Really fed up that I have volunteered to help out at the kid's school Spring Fair tomorrow. 11-3pm so will miss the game, I bet it's a classic! Will have to make do with updates on here so please make sure you all keep me up to date!

KOT's running commentary is better then the BBC's.

From BBC

From Toffee Dan: "Re 1137. Everton to win 1-0, Spurs 2-0, Chelsea 2-1, Liverpool - in a replay 1-0 after 0-0. Everton and Liverpool kept apart in semis."

24 Howard
03 Baines
05 Heitinga
15 Distin
18 Neville
23 Coleman
10 Drenthe
17 Cahill
21 Osman
25 Fellaini
07 Jelavic
Substitutes
12 Hahnemann
02 Hibbert
06 Jagielka
11 Stracqualursi
14 McFadden
19 Gueye
28 Anichebe

1st Team Playing

COME ON YOU BLUES

link?

The President wrote:1st Team Playing

COME ON YOU BLUES

Maybe Hibbo instead of Pip but I can understand the selection re: Skipper etc..

I just destroyed a huge fry up .. ready for the game

COYB

Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:link?

It's live on ITV, so we should have a tictac ad when we score..

you can try these

http://www.unsports.me/47829/1/Watch-Everton-FC-vs-Sunderland/

http://www.atdhenet.tv/44741/watch-everton-vs-sunderland

http://www.oleoletv.com/live/stream/online/free/tv/watch/video/channel/feed/link/broadcast/vivo/gratis/p2p/diretta/14/41211/1/march-17-2012/everton-fc-vs-sunderland.html

http://www.footballvip.org/

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:link?

It's live on ITV, so we should have a tictac ad when we score..

you can try these

http://www.unsports.me/47829/1/Watch-Everton-FC-vs-Sunderland/

http://www.atdhenet.tv/44741/watch-everton-vs-sunderland

http://www.oleoletv.com/live/stream/online/free/tv/watch/video/channel/feed/link/broadcast/vivo/gratis/p2p/diretta/14/41211/1/march-17-2012/everton-fc-vs-sunderland.html

http://www.footballvip.org/

Forgot it was on ITV I can watch it on line at ITV.com

Z cars rings out

come on EVERTON