11. Denis Stracqualursi - Firecracker (Brute Force)

No Country For Old Men.


Stick it to 'em Denis. Make Duncan look like a wuss!!

COYB! FTRS!

There's only one Stracqualursi, one stracqualursi one scatrachkll......ah feck it.

Tonteau wrote:COYB! FTRS!

There's only one Stracqualursi, one stracqualursi one scatrachkll......ah feck it.

Cant wait for Merse to do our next game on SSN..

GIVE US AN S, GIVE US A T, GIVE US AN A.......

(Feck this, he's the Squirt)

"Strac-qua-lur-si Everton's number 9"

"What's that thing coming over the hill, is it a monster?......"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHlDVjRuuY&feature=related

He'll be knows as "Denis" I'd think.

Can you say "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"?

http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

Toffee Dan wrote:http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

That was written by his mum though.

Hoof ball shall not return

I vote we call him Straca for short.

Can't wait for his first hat trick... three stracqs and out!


I'll get me coat.

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Toffee Dan wrote:http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

That was written by his mum though.

The award winning football journalist.

FEED THE STRAQ

Bryan wrote:FEED THE STRAQ

I like it!

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:I vote we call him Straca for short.

That's what I called him on Twitter, maybe try and start it trending

Maybe I'll rename myself Straqublu .....

Will he take Yak's number 22 (same number at Tigres) ?

I'd hope to see him in the old school number 9, and this guy looks the part.
Drenthe was quickly into the 10 shirt wasn't he? Still warm from Taters back.

The 11 shirt seems to have retired in honour of the Scottish Rooney.

If Yobo has gone, give Rodders the 4 shirt, and give him a confidence boost.

Are numbers important?

Yankthattoffee wrote:Will he take Yak's number 22 (same number at Tigres) ?

I'd hope to see him in the old school number 9, and this guy looks the part.
Drenthe was quickly into the 10 shirt wasn't he? Still warm from Taters back.

The 11 shirt seems to have retired in honour of the Scottish Rooney.

If Yobo has gone, give Rodders the 4 shirt, and give him a confidence boost.

Are numbers important?

Sums up our window

Seemingly, failed to impress on trial at Leicester so is he worse then Beckford!?

Bluejags wrote:Seemingly, failed to impress on trial at Leicester so is he worse then Beckford!?

Aaaaagh!!!

Negative waves man!!

Think all the way

cant wait to see him play, he's gonna be dung

mindyerho? wrote:Maybe I'll rename myself Straqublu .....

Straqubluey...