Everton vs Chelsea (FA Cup)

For our next embarrassment fixture, we take on Chelsea in the 6th round of the FA Cup. With a Wembley place at stake, it'll be even more galling than usual. 0-2 Hasselbaink and Osgood. Bonetti to save a shit Lukaku penalty.

And then we turn it round. 3-2 to the blues. Wayne Bridge to come on and floor John Terry. In the melee, Lukaku, Pat Nevin and Graham Stuart to all score past their old club.

Not sure we should bother turning up

We would stand a better chance if it was away

Armchair wrote:Hard to see anything other than another home defeat.

To be honest, I agree, but I'm not about to start a trend for predicting defeats at the top of a match thread. 3-2 to us this time!

The President wrote:Not sure we should bother turning up

We would stand a better chance if it was away

But if we get through we have two away games to win the cup.

The President wrote:Not sure we should bother turning up

We would stand a better chance if it was away

This

seriously not arsed, just want the season over, clear out deadwood, save the weekly wages for a new manager,

pissed off after yesterday.

no doubt i'll change my mind if we beat these chav twats tho, but, hand on heart, can't see it, even at 3-0 up i still have no confidence

I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

good choice mate.

3-0 to everton then

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

My wife wants to get me a trip over for my birthday next month for probably Bournemouth game but likely Mori Foo, I'm questioning the value of such a trip with the form we are in at home. Is it worth the stress when we are in such wretched form at home? Cant believe I would be saying it because i've been over when we were in worse form but at the moment, like Yank has said, you are just tearing your hair out at the amateur decisions Bobby is making. Probably will still go though.

Bluejagz wrote:

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

My wife wants to get me a trip over for my birthday next month for probably Bournemouth game but likely Mori Foo, I'm questioning the value of such a trip with the form we are in at home. Is it worth the stress when we are in such wretched form at home? Cant believe I would be saying it because i've been over when we were in worse form but at the moment, like Yank has said, you are just tearing your hair out at the amateur decisions Bobby is making. Probably will still go though.

I'm going to the Arsenal game. Fucking £47 for a fucking obstructed view. I just hope the bit that is obstructed is Martinez's fat head. He has to go, the way the Shite won today just illustrates everything that is wrong with our manager. Sack him!!!

We'll loose as we are at home.

hairberto cataract wrote:

Bluejagz wrote:

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

My wife wants to get me a trip over for my birthday next month for probably Bournemouth game but likely Mori Foo, I'm questioning the value of such a trip with the form we are in at home. Is it worth the stress when we are in such wretched form at home? Cant believe I would be saying it because i've been over when we were in worse form but at the moment, like Yank has said, you are just tearing your hair out at the amateur decisions Bobby is making. Probably will still go though.

I'm going to the Arsenal game.  Fucking £47 for a fucking obstructed view.  I just hope the bit that is obstructed is Martinez's fat head. He has to go, the way the Shite won today just illustrates everything that is wrong with our manager. Sack him!!!

The shite have been getting dodgy last minute penalties since the dawn of time. Nevertheless, sack blobby.

Tonteau wrote:

hairberto cataract wrote:

Bluejagz wrote:

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:I was going to come over for this one but after watching yesterday I've calculated

£250 flight... £200 hotel for 2 nights... £50 match ticket... £200 wine bill when I meet Uwie... £50 taxis

So... £750 to watch that shite...


I'm going to Paris for the weekend instead with the ball and chain



fuck off Bobby

My wife wants to get me a trip over for my birthday next month for probably Bournemouth game but likely Mori Foo, I'm questioning the value of such a trip with the form we are in at home. Is it worth the stress when we are in such wretched form at home? Cant believe I would be saying it because i've been over when we were in worse form but at the moment, like Yank has said, you are just tearing your hair out at the amateur decisions Bobby is making. Probably will still go though.

I'm going to the Arsenal game.  Fucking £47 for a fucking obstructed view.  I just hope the bit that is obstructed is Martinez's fat head. He has to go, the way the Shite won today just illustrates everything that is wrong with our manager. Sack him!!!

The shite have been getting dodgy last minute penalties since the dawn of time. Nevertheless, sack blobby.

True, and true.

Sorry Guys I'm doing a Bobby (I'm In denial) will romp this one 3-0.

Fuck off Bobby, just fuck right off you cunt.

Fucking sick of this shite.

A fucking forward for a midfielder when 2-0 up and 1 man down. game was already won, we weren't chasing it.

Fuck off you soft cunt...

er....ermmm. fuck

Gravy & Chips wrote:Fuck off Bobby, just fuck right off you cunt.

Fucking sick of this shite.

A fucking forward for a midfielder when 2-0 up and 1 man down.  game was already won, we weren't chasing it.

Fuck off you soft cunt...

er....ermmm.  fuck

totally agree with this

disenchanted

Gravy & Chips wrote:Fuck off Bobby, just fuck right off you cunt.

Fucking sick of this shite.

A fucking forward for a midfielder when 2-0 up and 1 man down.  game was already won, we weren't chasing it.

Fuck off you soft cunt...

er....ermmm.  fuck

+1 fuck!

Chelsea heading out of the CL, and Diego Costa has limped off.

There for the taking on Saturday?

Hazard looks like he's limping off too...

We're at home. They could recall Atsu from loan and he'd manage a couple of goals.

Mr_Ben wrote:We're at home. They could recall Atsu from loan and he'd manage a couple of goals.

No, I can see it now. A big win for Bobby in front of his new boss. He'll be rewarded with a 5 year extension to his contract.

We're doomed.

hairberto cataract wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:We're at home. They could recall Atsu from loan and he'd manage a couple of goals.

No, I can see it now.  A big win for Bobby in front of his new boss.  He'll be rewarded with a 5 year extension to his contract.

We're doomed.

I don't think so Hairy ,why? Read on.

Only the other day I read that Evertons new owner Farhad Moshiri along with his co partner Alisher Usmanov who between them held 30% of shares at Arsenal through white & red holdings ,both had a vision on how they wanted to help run Arsenal, Unfortunately the major shareholder at Arsenal American Stanley Broenke wouldn't allow them to attend board meetings or get involved with running the Club, yet, they owned one in three seats at the Emirates,It was said that both Moshiri & Usmanov were getting fed up Hence the reason Farhad has sold his stake and chosen to buy into Everton,Moshiri will want to make a big statement and show Arsenal he means business and will use Everton for the vision he had in mind with Arsenal.

I expect Management change in the Summer although defeat to Chelsea could otherwise force Moshiri's hand and Martinez will be gone by Lunch-time Monday.

Moshiri will eventually take full control of Everton I have no doubt about that, Rumours circulating that Alisher Usmonov could be involved some where down the line as both Moshiri and Usmonov have many business adventures together, Both sold off their shares in facebook which is allegedly made them even more money running into billions.
both have many shares in Russia mines.

Moshiri is a very clever businessman who won't allow Kenwright to dictate.

Just wait and see.

sefton wrote:

hairberto cataract wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:We're at home. They could recall Atsu from loan and he'd manage a couple of goals.

No, I can see it now.  A big win for Bobby in front of his new boss.  He'll be rewarded with a 5 year extension to his contract.

We're doomed.

I don't think so Hairy ,why? Read on.

Only the other day I read that Evertons new owner Farhad Moshiri along with his co partner Alisher Usmanov who between them held 30% of shares at Arsenal through white & red holdings ,both had a vision on how they wanted to help run Arsenal, Unfortunately the major shareholder at Arsenal American Stanley Broenke wouldn't allow them to attend board meetings or get involved with running the Club, yet, they owned one in three seats at the Emirates,It was said that both Moshiri & Usmanov were getting fed up Hence the reason Farhad has sold his stake and chosen to buy into Everton,Moshiri will want to make a big statement and show Arsenal he means business and will use Everton for the vision he had in mind with Arsenal.

I expect Management change in the Summer although defeat to Chelsea could otherwise force Moshiri's hand and Martinez will be gone by Lunch-time Monday.

Moshiri will eventually take full control of Everton I have no doubt about that, Rumours circulating that Alisher Usmonov could be involved some where down the line as both Moshiri and Usmonov have many business adventures together, Both sold off their shares in facebook  which is allegedly made them even more money running into billions.
both have many shares in Russia mines.

Moshiri is a very clever businessman who won't allow Kenwright to dictate.

Just wait and see.

Not having that.

Statman wrote:

sefton wrote:

hairberto cataract wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:We're at home. They could recall Atsu from loan and he'd manage a couple of goals.

No, I can see it now.  A big win for Bobby in front of his new boss.  He'll be rewarded with a 5 year extension to his contract.

We're doomed.

I don't think so Hairy ,why? Read on.

Only the other day I read that Evertons new owner Farhad Moshiri along with his co partner Alisher Usmanov who between them held 30% of shares at Arsenal through white & red holdings ,both had a vision on how they wanted to help run Arsenal, Unfortunately the major shareholder at Arsenal American Stanley Broenke wouldn't allow them to attend board meetings or get involved with running the Club, yet, they owned one in three seats at the Emirates,It was said that both Moshiri & Usmanov were getting fed up Hence the reason Farhad has sold his stake and chosen to buy into Everton,Moshiri will want to make a big statement and show Arsenal he means business and will use Everton for the vision he had in mind with Arsenal.

I expect Management change in the Summer although defeat to Chelsea could otherwise force Moshiri's hand and Martinez will be gone by Lunch-time Monday.

Moshiri will eventually take full control of Everton I have no doubt about that, Rumours circulating that Alisher Usmonov could be involved some where down the line as both Moshiri and Usmonov have many business adventures together, Both sold off their shares in facebook  which is allegedly made them even more money running into billions.
both have many shares in Russia mines.

Moshiri is a very clever businessman who won't allow Kenwright to dictate.

Just wait and see.

Not having that.

Yep, lots of people are saying that about Donald Trump