Everton v Bournemouth

The first of three winnable home games (Burnley and Brentford up next, interspersed by Toon and Chavs away). Hopefully the break and training camp in Portugal will have helped.

every time we have a game that's 'winnable' we blow it... 2-0 to Bournemouth.

btw... they are at home so you jinxed us anyway

Oh fuck, it's back. That weekend sinking feeling. The last two weekends have been bliss.

Bournemouth 8 (Butlins 3, Pontins 2, Haven 2, Tarko OG) Everton 0.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
btw... they are at home so you jinxed us anyway

Good point. Hopefully the team bus knows where it's going tomorrow.

Armchair wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
btw... they are at home so you jinxed us anyway

Good point. Hopefully the team bus knows where it's going tomorrow.

I'm not sure it will make much difference

anyway.... Dobbin is out for a few games after turning his ankle while line-dancing to the new Beyonce tunes, so we have fuck all on the bench now, with Danjuma also out, probably until his loan period ends. Luckily, Dyche never uses subs anyway, so it won't really matter. And we have Patterson, still smarting from his clip round the earhole, who can't be any worse as a winger than he is as a full back, so we could always bring him on in the 94th minute when we're five down.

HT 0-0

Beto

og FFS

that could cost us more than sixty grand

if we have any more points stolen by the premier league we are fucked

FT 2-1 .. another defeat

We are really boring to watch. No movement with or without the ball. Bournemouth made us look like a bunch of training ground orange cones at times. Just terrible to watch.

Everton out

Coleman's oggy is the worst football thing I've ever seen in my life.

Don't know what he's thinking. Don't know why Pickford didn't just claim it anyway.

It defies belief.

Lack of leadership was on display today gents. Look at the players in the 92nd minute. We have the ball around the Bournemouth's box, but no one dares to take responsibility, rather there are just sideways passes leading to nothing. Players are static, no movement. Coleman (finally) chips the ball into the box but it's easily handled by the defence. Right there summed up the day (season?) for me.

Oh, and pretty sure I heard the commentators saying no win in the last 12 PL games. I mean, you would think you'd luck out in one of those games and get a win, right?

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Oh, and pretty sure I heard the commentators saying no win in the last 12 PL games. I mean, you would think you'd luck out in one of those games and get a win, right?

truly fucking awful... I'm finding it hard to believe Dyche is still manager to be honest

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Oh, and pretty sure I heard the commentators saying no win in the last 12 PL games. I mean, you would think you'd luck out in one of those games and get a win, right?

truly fucking awful... I'm finding it hard to believe Dyche is still manager to be honest

The issue is likely that who would in their right mind want to take over as the manager? We are under investigation for a possible second point deduction, play absolutely dreadful football with very little to no natural leaders on the pitch outside of the CBs.

We are in dire straits. The players are being paid money for nothing and we are so far away from playing good football, so why worry?

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Oh, and pretty sure I heard the commentators saying no win in the last 12 PL games. I mean, you would think you'd luck out in one of those games and get a win, right?

Yeah, equals a club record of 12 prem games without a win. Have to go back to the 1994-95 season when Mike Walker started the season off with 12 games before we won a game.

Can see this team beating that record on Tuesday.