Re: Everton v Sporting - friendly

hairy cataract Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:07 pm

We're almost certainly going to win the league at this rate. Play utter shit, give the opposition loads of chances, then break their hearts with a lucky pen. It's the perfect recipe for success.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:08 pm

here we go for part 2

Maupeydick is on Mad

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:09 pm

25 seconds in & Maupey flattens a pie eater from behind .... classy that

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:11 pm

Branthwaite also on

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:13 pm

Maupey misses from inside the box... never mind eh, it would only have been a tap in for Garner behind him if he left it

hairy cataract Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:17 pm

So this is basically the side that finished last season, only without Mina and Gray? To be fair, we've added a 38 year old left back.

What could possibly go wrong?

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:19 pm

hairy cataract wrote:So this is basically the side that finished last season, only without Mina and Gray? To be fair, we've added a 38 year old left back.

What could possibly go wrong?

you just got me wondering if DCL pulled a fetlock during half time... seems odd that a bloke that hasn't kicked a ball all pre-season only gets 45 mins !

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:19 pm

Hand bags with dopey Mopey ...

It's the ~~maupey~~ muppet show

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:21 pm

Maupeys haircut is the same bleach colour as Anthony Gordon's was when he joine dthe barcodes for a gazillion quid....

... maybe they'll bid for him Very Happy

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:29 pm

Young goes to collect his pension ... Myko on

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:37 pm

are you asleep yet Rotts ?

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:37 pm

Onana crashes one against the post

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:38 pm

Dobbin on for IGG

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:39 pm

Maupey late again .. yellow this time.... he really is shit

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:41 pm

yellow for Onana now...

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:42 pm

Gomes on for Duke...

Dyche should have taken Maupey off

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:44 pm

I'd like to see Dele... all reports are saying he's been good in training.... so why not give him a run here ?

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:46 pm

SCP hit the inside of the crossbar & post & it bounces out to JP

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:48 pm

Gyokeres is a fat cunt ... dodged a bullet there

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:49 pm

Tarkie down injured ... fucking great... marvellous

FFS

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:50 pm

Keane on for Tarks

hairy cataract Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:51 pm

Tarks and Dwight both looked indestructable last season. Both injured in friendles. Woop.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 4:58 pm

FT 1-0

I can see us staying up this season ... 13 x 1-0 wins & 25 drubbings

hairy cataract Sat 05 Aug 2023, 5:02 pm

Well I suppose on results we've looked good in the pre-season.

Can't say I'm particularly confident about our prospects for the real thing though. We look somewhere between shite and ordinary. Maybe finish 13th -17th, depending on who we can sign and who can stay fit. Could definitely be another relegation battle though - I mean, why wouldn't there be, we definitely haven't improved the squad so far. If anything the squad is substantially weaker, especially when we ship out Gray, unless we sign three or four players before the close of the window.

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 05 Aug 2023, 5:23 pm

btw... where were Danjuma, Cannon & Dele ??

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