Everton v Wolves

Armchair wrote:

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Armchair wrote:Adama now on our right but up against Godfrey and Seamus, which plays into our hands.

he just fucking skinned them both in one go !

I'll shut up now

Gomes on for Sig

Holgate on for Duke

4 added

FT 1-0

3pt but poor.

Quite a few of our current squad may never play for us again at Goodison... Big player changes are needed.


Citeh will fucking destroy us in the final game

I think we played ok; apart from the spell of Wolves pressure in the first half, Pickford had little to do. Another very Italian performance.

Hairy enjoyed the game  

Quite a heartening 2nd half effort, I thought. They had some bite and urgency and looked like they gave a toss.

Fans make a difference. It was Hairy wot won it.

And so we go into the final week of the season STILL with a chance of getting into Europe, which is seriously fucking ridiculous.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Quite a heartening 2nd half effort, I thought. They had some bite and urgency and looked like they gave a toss.

Fans make a difference. It was Hairy wot won it.

And so we go into the final week of the season STILL with a chance of getting into Europe, which is seriously fucking ridiculous.

Mate, we have no chance of Europe, we are in 8th and that is the best we will finish... Citeh away on Sunday & they will fucking murder us with Aguero scoring 10 to mark his exit.

I reckon both Arse & dirty Leeds will win at home against Brighton gaybos & the Baggies too, so we will end up 10th.

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Quite a heartening 2nd half effort, I thought. They had some bite and urgency and looked like they gave a toss.

Fans make a difference. It was Hairy wot won it.

And so we go into the final week of the season STILL with a chance of getting into Europe, which is seriously fucking ridiculous.

Mate, we have no chance of Europe, we are in 8th and that is the best we will finish... Citeh away on Sunday & they will fucking murder us with Aguero scoring 10 to mark his exit.

I reckon both Arse & dirty Leeds will win at home against Brighton gaybos & the Baggies too, so we will end up 10th.

You may be right. I'm just pointing out the ridiculousness of a team as bad as us still being in it, mathematically, on the last day.

West Ham have just gone a goal down BTW!

Tell you what though - Arsenal have just scored, and I am loving the desperation of super league giants Arsenal scrambling to get into the Conference League.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tell you what though - Arsenal have just scored, and I am loving the desperation of super league giants Arsenal scrambling to get into the Conference League.

frankly so many of the SUPER league teams... are plain shite... it really is amusing... and in Spain too

Watched the highlights. All 11 minutes of it.

James not playing due to "fatigue"? Uh, say what?

I’d like to thank the club for the free Mars Bar they provided for each fan at the game today, and apologise to the fan who didn’t get one because some greedy bastard took two of them

Say what you like about Everton (eg we are just as immobile, dull and timid in real life as we look on the telly at the moment), when it comes to encouraging diabetes and tooth decay amongst the fans, we are second to none.

hairy cataract wrote:I’d like to thank the club for the free Mars Bar they provided for each fan at the game today, and apologise to the fan who didn’t get one because some greedy bastard took two of them

Say what you like about Everton (eg we are just as immobile, dull and timid in real life as we look on the telly at the moment), when it comes to encouraging diabetes and tooth decay amongst the fans, we are second to none.  

In keeping with our season, I assume the Mars bar was initially enjoyable but then went down slowly and caused frequent bouts of indigestion.

(Not entirely sure that analogy works perfectly but I only started to have doubts after I'd written most of it, and I was committed by then.)

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:I’d like to thank the club for the free Mars Bar they provided for each fan at the game today, and apologise to the fan who didn’t get one because some greedy bastard took two of them

Say what you like about Everton (eg we are just as immobile, dull and timid in real life as we look on the telly at the moment), when it comes to encouraging diabetes and tooth decay amongst the fans, we are second to none.  

In keeping with our season, I assume the Mars bar was initially enjoyable but then went down slowly and caused frequent bouts of indigestion.

(Not entirely sure that analogy works perfectly but I only started to have doubts after I'd written most of it, and I was committed by then.)

Mars bars?! Is this where Gazbow comes in? Or who was that?

If you're not sure as to what I'm referring to, never mind.