Everton v Man Utd

And on to the next one…. We have a little international break before we entertain Man Utd next in the league. Surely the unbeaten run will continue

Everton 2 Man Utd 1

get all our players fit, then beat them 3-0 at our place, Kone and Lukaku to get a hat trick each

16-0

We need Baines and Coleman back. I presume No 11 is still on 'leave'.

back to basic bobby then. Kone, Lakaku and Lennon up front.

Man U will be raging from Arsenal.

0-3 Rooney hatrick. Foo Foo not to bother similar to RS game. Naismith sent off for biting Walter Smith, who is sat next to SAF in the stands. Kone to break his foot. Baines to be jet legged. Ovieda to break his hand waving at kick off.

1-0, 2-0, 3-0... has to be 4-0 this time doesn't it?

They're shite, we can definitely beat this lot.

8-1. Hat tricks for Gordon West and Sandy Brown, a pair of long range free-kicks for Billy Kenwright. Rooney to score a consolation with his massive arse in the 98th minute.

hairberto cataract wrote:They're shite, we can definitely beat this lot.

8-1. Hat tricks for Gordon West and Sandy Brown, a pair of long range free-kicks for Billy Kenwright. Rooney to score a consolation with his massive arse in the 98th minute.

Before we get into another form of "The Shyte" , what was the long-winded goal celebration from Ings on Sunday all about?
Effing pissed me off. All this walking around by Sturridge. Effing pissed me off. Gobshyte ref pissed me off.
Let's face it, I'm pissed off.

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney is set to return from injury to face former club Everton on Saturday, Sky sources understand.

The 29-year-old has been sidelined by an ankle injury suffered during a training session with England and missed the 2-0 European Qualifier victory over Estonia at Wembley on Saturday as a result.

Rooney did not travel to Vilnius ahead of Monday's final qualifier against Lithuania and Everton defender Phil Jagielka will captain Roy Hodgson's team in his absence.

However, Sky sources understand the forward is likely to be fit for United's trip to Merseyside at the weekend, which will come as a boost for manager Louis van Gaal.

United have made a promising start to the Premier League season and currently sit in third place, two points off leaders Manchester City.

Rooney's return to fitness will be a welcome relief for Van Gaal, with the Champions League clash with CSKA Moscow and derby match with Manchester City to follow their game at Everton.

Everton manager Roberto Martinez says 21-year-old defender John Stones should be fit to face Manchester United on Saturday after recovering from a knee injury. (Times - subscription required)

Mori Foo Gwladys wrote:

I hope that Stones and Coleman are indeed fully fit.

And we are underway!

Decent stream http://www.eplsite.com/stream18.html

Utd on top so far.

We have a freekick close to 30 yards out, right on front of the goal. Interesting this....

Man City up 2-0 against Bournemouth.

Our midfield is not getting enough of the ball and then Utd fooking score. Fook.