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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:20 pm

Disaster strikes for The President as Super delivers a much deserved beating with the Rules Discipline Stick for starting a second set of match threads in the 2011-2012 season. Tsk, tsk indeed and unbelievably unfortunate following our 19-0 annihilation of l'Arse in midweek.

Fresh on the back of Hibbo's unforgettable first professional double hat trick, we travel to Welsh Wales. Who really wants to see Fancy Dan, pleasing on the eye, pass and move football anyway? Not me, I can tell you!

Swansea's pretty boy style will be nothing for our "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back" brand of soccer ball, so fully expect goals from powerhouses Denis Straqualursi, Nikica Jelavic, Brett Angell and Pat Nevin in a 2-1 win to the Mighty Blues.

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:28 pm

Roy Stone Drenched wrote:Disaster strikes for The President as Super delivers a much deserved beating with the Rules Discipline Stick for starting a second set of match threads in the 2011-2012 season. Tsk, tsk indeed and unbelievably unfortunate following our 19-0 annihilation of l'Arse in midweek.

Fresh on the back of Hibbo's unforgettable first professional double hat trick, we travel to Welsh Wales. Who really wants to see Fancy Dan, pleasing on the eye, pass and move football anyway? Not me, I can tell you!

Swansea's pretty boy style will be nothing for our "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back" brand of soccer ball, so fully expect goals from powerhouses Denis Straqualursi, Nikica Jelavic, Brett Angell and Pat Nevin in a 2-1 win to the Mighty Blues.

COYB. cheers
lol!
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Post  Tonteau on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:38 pm

What are you doing cutting in on the pres? We're bound to lose all our games now.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:43 pm

Tonteau wrote:What are you doing cutting in on the pres? We're bound to lose all our games now.


Super wrote:As The President has already started a match thread previously and lost (Arsenal away) he won't get the point for the Sunderland game or any points from the Arsenal game.

Need a new twisted match-thread starter for the next game please.


Roy Stone Drenched wrote:Disaster strikes for The President as Super delivers a much deserved beating with the Rules Discipline Stick for starting a second set of match threads in the 2011-2012 season. Tsk, tsk indeed....

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Post  Statman on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:49 pm

Roy Stone Drenched wrote:Disaster strikes for The President as Super delivers a much deserved beating with the Rules Discipline Stick for starting a second set of match threads in the 2011-2012 season. Tsk, tsk indeed and unbelievably unfortunate following our 19-0 annihilation of l'Arse in midweek.

Fresh on the back of Hibbo's unforgettable first professional double hat trick, we travel to Welsh Wales. Who really wants to see Fancy Dan, pleasing on the eye, pass and move football anyway? Not me, I can tell you!

Swansea's pretty boy style will be nothing for our "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back" brand of soccer ball, so fully expect goals from powerhouses Denis Straqualursi, Nikica Jelavic, Brett Angell and Pat Nevin in a 2-1 win to the Mighty Blues.

COYB. cheers

He’ll be commentating, won’t he?

Can a commentator score a goal in a game that he/she is commentating on?
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:53 pm

Statman wrote:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote:Disaster strikes for The President as Super delivers a much deserved beating with the Rules Discipline Stick for starting a second set of match threads in the 2011-2012 season. Tsk, tsk indeed and unbelievably unfortunate following our 19-0 annihilation of l'Arse in midweek.

Fresh on the back of Hibbo's unforgettable first professional double hat trick, we travel to Welsh Wales. Who really wants to see Fancy Dan, pleasing on the eye, pass and move football anyway? Not me, I can tell you!

Swansea's pretty boy style will be nothing for our "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back" brand of soccer ball, so fully expect goals from powerhouses Denis Straqualursi, Nikica Jelavic, Brett Angell and Pat Nevin in a 2-1 win to the Mighty Blues.

COYB. cheers

He’ll be commentating, won’t he?

Can a commentator score a goal in a game that he/she is commentating on?


Yes they can. Happily, Jim Beglin was shit.

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Post  Tonteau on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:23 pm

Fair enough.

Probably the way to beat them is to be quite direct and put their centre halves under pressure. Get a goal up and sit back, let them pass it about and block them out.
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Post  fourdoors on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:32 pm

Tonteau wrote:Fair enough.

Probably the way to beat them is to be quite direct and put their centre halves under pressure. Get a goal up and sit back, let them pass it about and block them out.

You mean:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote: "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back"

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Post  Tonteau on Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:26 pm

fourdoors wrote:
Tonteau wrote:Fair enough.

Probably the way to beat them is to be quite direct and put their centre halves under pressure. Get a goal up and sit back, let them pass it about and block them out.

You mean:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote: "lump it, hope for the best, oh it's come back"

Near enough. But there are ways to do it which have a bit more thought behind them than just lump it up. Pressuring the midfield and denying them space, kinda tactics we use against spurs quite effectively the past few seasons, exploiting set pieces and trying to make the most of their weaknesses in the air.



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Post  Super on Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48 am

Darron Gibson could return to the Everton squad for the game at Swansea. The January signing has been missing since the FA Cup game against Blackpool last month. But he has been training this week after recovering from his knee ligament problem and could figure against the Swans. But midfield pair Jack Rodwell and Seamus Coleman are likely to be missing with hamstring and thigh injuries respectively.
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Post  notepad on Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:18 pm

Super wrote:Darron Gibson could return to the Everton squad for the game at Swansea. The January signing has been missing since the FA Cup game against Blackpool last month. But he has been training this week after recovering from his knee ligament problem and could figure against the Swans. But midfield pair Jack Rodwell and Seamus Coleman are likely to be missing with hamstring and thigh injuries respectively.

Use him as a sub, give him 15 minutes and save his legs for Tuesday
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Post  Statman on Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:39 pm

Our record against Swansea is Won 10 Drawn 4 Lost 0.

It might never have been under as much threat as it will be tomorrow.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:42 pm

We're gonna fuck these Welsh twats 0-1 with a Hibbo penalty..

Who the fuck is Brendan Rodgers anyaway cheers
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:53 am

Moyes has talked about it being vital to disrupt Swansea's passing rhythm, so I expect to see:

Howard
Hibbo Jags Distin Baines
Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Heitinga
Cahill
Jelly

That would rank as possibly the most breath-takingly dull side ever picked by Moyes wouldn't it? Be funny if he did pick it.
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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:39 am

I fear we could be chasing shadows today - Swansea are really settled and enjoying there football. Moyes has got everyone on his back due to the derby fiasco and will be desperate to put things right on tuesday so we may nt get a performance today if he starts chopping and changing again. A narrow defeat I fear. This time of the season it's all about having the right attitude.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:04 pm

I can't believe the doom for this game... this is Swansea... sheep shagging shite...

We are Everton ....

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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:21 pm

Swansea are a bunch of fannies.

3-0 to the Mighty Blues. cheers cheers cheers
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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:49 pm

Dixie Land wrote:Swansea are a bunch of fannies.

3-0 to the Mighty Blues. cheers cheers cheers

as are QPR, WIGAN, BOLTON etc

reverse psychology says. 3-1 defeat Smile Suspect
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Post  The President on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:30 pm

Forget the FA cup

Play our best team - win this match

THEN stuff Sunderland in the Cup

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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:14 pm

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Fellaini, Gibson. Cahill, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic.


Moyes is at it again dropping Hietinga for Jags! Gibson back and straight back in for Drenthe.

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Post  mindyerEnvelopeRef? on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:16 pm

Bluejags wrote:Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Fellaini, Gibson. Cahill, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic.


Moyes is at it again dropping Hietinga for Jags! Gibson back and straight back in for Drenthe.

Think the first is a mistake, the second is correct. With gibbo and fela we can break their attacks up earlier
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Post  The President on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:19 pm

DM really needs to get this one right
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:50 pm

J5 is going to ask to leave this summer
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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:55 pm

Bluejags wrote:Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Fellaini, Gibson. Cahill, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic.


Moyes is at it again dropping Hietinga for Jags! Gibson back and straight back in for Drenthe.

scratch scratch
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:58 pm

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