Wolves 0 Everton 3 (Beckford, Neville, Billy)

okay then, we take our school of science exhibition style football on the road.
away to wolves who are fighting for their lives, a hard game that should see us travelling home on the back of a 1-3 win for us.

gueye should start, i will give him a goal plus osman and becks

.COYB

same as last season a dire 0-0

Think Magaye will come on for the last 30 mins and either score or set up the winner.

1-2

Id go with:

.............................................Howard
...............................Hibbo...Jags..Distin...Baines

Golden Goal ticket winner...handy fella from Blue Dragon chippie..Moysie's horse..Magaye

...........................................<......Ossie...>
......................................................V

..................................................Beckford

Bench:
Crossbar challenge contestant.
Greek Feta
Dixie's wife
Local School 5 aside team.

Everton go 4 up but lad is due back at chippie at 4, Moysie's horse running at Doncaster at 4.15, and none of the subs paperwork gets to FA in time, so we play with the last half hour with 9 men and lose 5-4.

Wolves are slumping towards relegation now, so I think 8-0 to us with a Hibbo hat-trick from an unexpected inside-forward role, two for strike partner Beckford, and a goal apiece from the bench for the previously unheard-of youth trainees Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.

Or quite possibly a revolutionary 4-3-3 with with Hibbo and Baines on overlap, Neville sitting and Ossie and Magaye causing trouble working in behind Beckford. Bring on the Greek destroyer for last 25 mins. Wolves wont know what the fuck is going on:

..................Howard
Hibbo......Jags.......Distin...........Baines
...V.........................................V
......Coleman...Neville...Hietinga
......Osman....Beckford....Magaye

Bluejags wrote:Id go with:

.............................................Howard
...............................Hibbo...Jags..Distin...Baines

Golden Goal ticket winner...handy fella from Blue Dragon chippie..Moysie's horse..Magaye

...........................................<......Ossie...>
......................................................V

..................................................Beckford

Bench:
Crossbar challenge contestant.
Greek Feta
Dixie's wife
Local School 5 aside team.

Everton go 4 up but lad is due back at chippie at 4, Moysie's horse running at Doncaster at 4.15, and none of the subs paperwork gets to FA in time, so we play with the last half hour with 9 men and lose 5-4.

Dixie's wife may be a bit late to make the bench, as the wedding is the same time as kickoff.

Super wrote:

Bluejags wrote:Id go with:

.............................................Howard
...............................Hibbo...Jags..Distin...Baines

Golden Goal ticket winner...handy fella from Blue Dragon chippie..Moysie's horse..Magaye

...........................................<......Ossie...>
......................................................V

..................................................Beckford

Bench:
Crossbar challenge contestant.
Greek Feta
Dixie's wife
Local School 5 aside team.

Everton go 4 up but lad is due back at chippie at 4, Moysie's horse running at Doncaster at 4.15, and none of the subs paperwork gets to FA in time, so we play with the last half hour with 9 men and lose 5-4.

Dixie's wife may be a bit late to make the bench, as the wedding is the same time as kickoff.

I will let her miss the wedding if it helps the team.

Since we've been as unpredictable as a menstruating woman this season, I'm going to have to go for either
- a massive win for us
- a close thing with one team edging it
- a complete farce with us throwing away valuable points
- a bore draw

Hinchcliffe Corner wrote:Since we've been as unpredictable as a menstruating woman this season, I'm going to have to go for either
- a massive win for us
- a close thing with one team edging it
- a complete farce with us throwing away valuable points
- a bore draw

so, you aint made your mind up yet then

Just keeping my options open, that way I can quote whichever one is correct at the end of the game and make myself look good.

Lawro predicts......

Wolves v Everton (1245 BST)

Wolves came off the rails in a big way with their heavy defeat at Newcastle last weekend and I bet their manager Mick McCarthy is sick of hearing about how he is without his main striker Kevin Doyle for the rest of the season, because his injury is a major blow to their survival hopes.

But Everton have plenty of injury problems too - they are running out of players - and, with only one league win on the road since Christmas, their away form has not been great. All things considered, I am going to go for a draw here.

Prediction: 1-1

Super wrote:Lawro predicts......

Wolves v Everton (1245 BST)

Wolves came off the rails in a big way with their heavy defeat at Newcastle last weekend and I bet their manager Mick McCarthy is sick of hearing about how he is without his main striker Kevin Doyle for the rest of the season, because his injury is a major blow to their survival hopes.

But Everton have plenty of injury problems too - they are running out of players - and, with only one league win on the road since Christmas, their away form has not been great. All things considered, I am going to go for a draw here.

Prediction: 1-1

Clearly Lawro haven't heard about Beckford scoring and us winning then...

we're gonna fuck this lot right up the choco dirtbox

Who the fuck are Wolvering Wandering wankers anyway...

COYB

Everton have kept just one clean sheet in their last 14 league games.

and who says we need a striker coach.....

Feeling more confident about this one now, for some reason.

Team: Howard, Hibbert, Distin, Jagielka, Baines, Gueye, Neville, Heitinga, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford. Subs: Mucha, Vellios, Anichebe, Mustafi, McAleny, Forshaw, Nsiala.

good to see maggie in the starting lineup.

COYB

If anyone has a link, I'd appreciate it, not being a Sky contributor.

COYBs

Yankthattoffee wrote:If anyone has a link, I'd appreciate it, not being a Sky contributor.

COYBs

http://atdhenet.tv/36415/watch-wolverhampton-vs-everton

Fuck me this is dull

get in

hairy cataract wrote:Fuck me this is dull

No longer dull!! BECKFORD

hairy cataract wrote:Fuck me this is dull

say it again

very nice goal that.

Harsh on Wolves though, to be fair. We should be able to really fuck these over now, 4-1 - Beckford with a hat-trick.