Wolves v Everton

I need something dramatic to cheer me up...

..luckily I've got a Cadburys Wispa duo bar in the deep freeze....

Fuck my life...

We are shockingly bad. Could end up worse than last week.

Godfrey gifts them another

we are a sorry shower of shite with a fat useless cunt who's worse than Allardyce in charge.

we are relegation fodder on this form for sure

Wolves are rank & they're pissing on us in all areas

Just checked and we are only 6-1 to get relegated. Even the bookies can recognise a dead horse when they see it. Looking at next half a dozen fixtures and theres 0 points coming from any of them. We are in biiiiig trouble. Bloody awful!!!

Pickford, Coleman and Allan look like they give a toss. Everyone else is doing a pretty good Schneiderlin impression.

Why am I watching this? When Bowie turned shit in the 80's I didn't play his shit albums regardless.

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Pickford, Coleman and Allan look like they give a toss. Everyone else is doing a pretty good Schneiderlin impression.

Why am I watching this? When Bowie turned shit in the 80's I didn't play his shit albums regardless.

nights like this are why I keep chocolate bars in the deep freeze mate

Holgate misses a sitter, although he was offside

Armchair wrote:Holgate misses a sitter, although he was offside

that's fucking comical finishing

HT. At least we're only two down.

2 added minutes of you're totally useless time

Words fail me. Utterly shit.

I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

This would be my halftime talk:

"Whoever has another backpass is fighting Duncan in the player tunnel after the game!"

hairy cataract wrote:Words fail me. Utterly shit.

you know your previous dilemma mate.... go see the concert !

Yankthattoffee wrote:I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

He's a pub team ringer.

"Jean, it's Allan here. Get your boots, we need you to play tonight."

"Play what, football? Fuck off."

"Ah come on lad, we've only got 10, Andre's car has broken down."

"I haven't played for years mate."

"It's OK, we just need a body. Just hang around the centre circle and give it to me if the ball comes near you."

"But I'm not registered."

"Yeah if you get booked, tell the ref your name is Cenk Tosun. Everyone's forgotten what you both look like so you'l be fine."

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

He's a pub team ringer.

"Jean, it's Allan here. Get your boots, we need you to play tonight."

"Play what, football? Fuck off."

"Ah come on lad, we've only got 10, Andre's car has broken down."

"I haven't played for years mate."

"It's OK, we just need a body. Just hang around the centre circle and give it to me if the ball comes near you."

"But I'm not registered."

"Yeah if you get booked, tell the ref your name is Cenk Tosun. Everyone's forgotten what you both look like so you'l be fine."

Do you remember when Souness signed Ali Dia for Southampton ... Gbamin's a Dia clone

ahhh fuck it... they're coming out again

queue more pain

and Gbamin off at half time for Delph

Gb will never play again for us will he

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:and Gbamin off at half time for Delph

Gb will never play again for us will he

Utter humiliation getting subbed at halftime.

and even when their keeper does THAT !!... we still cannot score

Game on!

oh hello .. what's this... a bit of fight maybe !

2-1 ... Iwoeful