Re: Wolves v Everton

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:33 pm

I need something dramatic to cheer me up...

..luckily I've got a Cadburys Wispa duo bar in the deep freeze.... Surprised

Rotterdam 1985 Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:33 pm

Fuck my life...

callmebubbles Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:34 pm

We are shockingly bad. Could end up worse than last week.

Armchair Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:34 pm

Godfrey gifts them another

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:36 pm

we are a sorry shower of shite with a fat useless cunt who's worse than Allardyce in charge.

we are relegation fodder on this form for sure

Wolves are rank & they're pissing on us in all areas

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callmebubbles Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:41 pm

Just checked and we are only 6-1 to get relegated. Even the bookies can recognise a dead horse when they see it. Looking at next half a dozen fixtures and theres 0 points coming from any of them. We are in biiiiig trouble. Bloody awful!!!

Rotterdam 1985 Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:42 pm

Pickford, Coleman and Allan look like they give a toss. Everyone else is doing a pretty good Schneiderlin impression.

Why am I watching this? When Bowie turned shit in the 80's I didn't play his shit albums regardless.

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:44 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Pickford, Coleman and Allan look like they give a toss. Everyone else is doing a pretty good Schneiderlin impression.

Why am I watching this? When Bowie turned shit in the 80's I didn't play his shit albums regardless.

nights like this are why I keep chocolate bars in the deep freeze mate

Armchair Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:46 pm

Holgate misses a sitter, although he was offside

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:49 pm

Armchair wrote:Holgate misses a sitter, although he was offside

that's fucking comical finishing Wolves v Everton - Page 2 F_laugh

Armchair Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:49 pm

HT. At least we're only two down.

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:50 pm

2 added minutes of you're totally useless time

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:52 pm

hairy cataract Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:53 pm

Words fail me. Utterly shit.

Yankthattoffee Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:54 pm

I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

Knight of Thorgothshire Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:56 pm

This would be my halftime talk:

"Whoever has another backpass is fighting Duncan in the player tunnel after the game!"

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 8:59 pm

hairy cataract wrote:Words fail me. Utterly shit.

you know your previous dilemma mate.... go see the concert !

Rotterdam 1985 Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:02 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

He's a pub team ringer.

"Jean, it's Allan here. Get your boots, we need you to play tonight."

"Play what, football? Fuck off."

"Ah come on lad, we've only got 10, Andre's car has broken down."

"I haven't played for years mate."

"It's OK, we just need a body. Just hang around the centre circle and give it to me if the ball comes near you."

"But I'm not registered."

"Yeah if you get booked, tell the ref your name is Cenk Tosun. Everyone's forgotten what you both look like so you'l be fine."

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:05 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I was looking forward to what Gbamin might offer.
Nothing.
Wolves treating him like a round-about.
The problem is that only Allen seems to understand his midfield role.
If you can be bothered, watch Gbamin. Has yet to get anywhere near a Wolves player. Wolves run past him, get into a lane, and off you go.
I don't really know who there is on the bench who can solve this nonsense.
Second best all over.

He's a pub team ringer.

"Jean, it's Allan here. Get your boots, we need you to play tonight."

"Play what, football? Fuck off."

"Ah come on lad, we've only got 10, Andre's car has broken down."

"I haven't played for years mate."

"It's OK, we just need a body. Just hang around the centre circle and give it to me if the ball comes near you."

"But I'm not registered."

"Yeah if you get booked, tell the ref your name is Cenk Tosun. Everyone's forgotten what you both look like so you'l be fine."

Do you remember when Souness signed Ali Dia for Southampton ... Gbamin's a Dia clone

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:07 pm

ahhh fuck it... they're coming out again

queue more pain

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:09 pm

and Gbamin off at half time for Delph

Gb will never play again for us will he

Knight of Thorgothshire Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:12 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:and Gbamin off at half time for Delph

Gb will never play again for us will he

Utter humiliation getting subbed at halftime.

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:20 pm

and even when their keeper does THAT !!... we still cannot score

Armchair Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:25 pm

Game on!

Made 4 Gwladys Mon 01 Nov 2021, 9:30 pm

oh hello .. what's this... a bit of fight maybe !

2-1 ... Iwoeful cheers

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