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Re: Anthony Gordon
I actually think he’ll do well there, he’s got a lot of talent. Unfortunately he believes his own hype a bit too much but he was one of the shining lights of last season. When we needed folks to stand up, he did, and at 19 that’s impressive. Newcastle are a good team for him, Howe a good manager and £40m a good price for us.
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Tonteau wrote:I actually think he’ll do well there, he’s got a lot of talent. Unfortunately he believes his own hype a bit too much but he was one of the shining lights of last season. When we needed folks to stand up, he did, and at 19 that’s impressive. Newcastle are a good team for him, Howe a good manager and £40m a good price for us.
Yeah I think he'll do okay too. Not sure if he'll do £40m worth of okay, but the Saudi Geordies have so much money that it doesn't really matter.
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hairy cataract wrote:Sounds like its all done and dusted at £40m going once, going twice.... SOLD to the fat Geordie cunt in the Newcastle Brown underpants.
I guess only time will tell whether we've rinsed them, or they've had us over. More than likely the latter, but I'll pray to my little statues of Ross Barkley and Frannie Jeffers that its the former.
Anyway, for those of you who are feeling sad, here's this to cheer you up:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-64430454
Excellent, that's the best headline I've seen since "Drunk Swedish Elk Found In Tree."
Time will tell, but I think it's more likely that Gordon will be a waste of Saudi oil money. Either way, it's the sensible thing to do, to sell him now. We need the money and don't need his attitude. He's a good footballer but he's all potential. We don't need potential at the moment, we need four or five big lads with names like Dave or Terry who can run and play Dycheball.
Dyche will be visiting building sites and council depots over the weekend on a recruitment exercise before the window shuts.
Re: Anthony Gordon
My last words on Anthony "Don't Be Horrid to me you Ruffians" Gordon. When he first broke into the first team, I thought he was bang average and would end up at Preston North End. Then he got a run in the team because we didn't have anyone else, and he showed loads of spirit, great acceleration, and some talent. This season, he's back to looking like a Preston North End player. Similar to when DCL was first getting games and he looked a bit shit. Again, because we had nobody else, he got loads of games and started to look half decent. Now he's back to being very average.
I'm not really sure what point I'm making, but do one you big blondie twatface traitor and take your ridiculous patchwork loon pants with you.
Go on, fuck off. Geordie cunt.
Thank you for listening.
I'm not really sure what point I'm making, but do one you big blondie twatface traitor and take your ridiculous patchwork loon pants with you.
Go on, fuck off. Geordie cunt.
Thank you for listening.
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The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
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Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
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Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
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can we BBQ it ? ... asking for a friendRotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
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Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
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hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
Aaah! Do you want to give me a date for the hearing for that "!@£" reference that you made earlier?
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hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
Fair enough, although for the record, Tonts called you a bastard and I called you a psycho. But nobody called you a cunt, you cunt.
I've just seen from the article what a telescopic urinal is ("Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.") to which the obvious question is, what's the point? Why not just leave a normal toilet there that people can also use during the day? Like, London publicans are not known for their friendly, knowing smile when you ask if you can use their toilet without buying a pint and a packet of overpriced crisps first.
Re: Anthony Gordon
Newcastle United are close to signing Everton's Anthony Gordon after the clubs agreed a deal that could eventually be worth £45m.
Gordon was back at Everton's Finch Farm training headquarters on Friday after being absent this week.
It now seems certain the formalities of the 21-year-old forward's move to Tyneside will be completed well before Tuesday's transfer deadline.
The initial fee is understood to be £40m, rising to £45m with add-ons.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64434226
Gordon was back at Everton's Finch Farm training headquarters on Friday after being absent this week.
It now seems certain the formalities of the 21-year-old forward's move to Tyneside will be completed well before Tuesday's transfer deadline.
The initial fee is understood to be £40m, rising to £45m with add-ons.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64434226
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Re: Anthony Gordon
Cunt!! I hope he tears his fucking cruciate first game! Scabby little shit!!
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callmebubbles wrote:Cunt!! I hope he tears his fucking cruciate first game! Scabby little shit!!
Taking the news well then, bubbles?
How many players have ever left us under a cloud and done well? I can think of three obvious ones - Alan Ball (which was before my time and. to my knowledge, was nothing to do with him), McMahon and Rooney.
Everyone else has either been a precocious talent who left us too soon and then bombed (M. Ball, Jeffers, Rodwell) or was a turncoat cunt who defected to the shite and soon disappeared (Xavier, Barmby.)
I think there is a fair chance Gordon will become a really good player. I was more certain that Jeffers and Rodwell would become stars though. We'll see. And the money might come in handy, and he's been on the bench most of the season anyway. Selling Onana would really fucking sting right now. I'm "hey ho" about selling Gordon to be honest.
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Re: Anthony Gordon
Its more that his attitude stinks and he is a rat deserting a sinking ship. The money may come in handy but more likely we will waste it on more shit like McNeil or Maupay in a desperate rush on deadline day. The squad is threadbare anyway and with the right attitude he should have been one of the first xi. But he is a twat, so good fucking riddance, but I do hope he fails massively and an early career defining injury would be hilarious.
And I agree, selling Onana woyld be lunacy. Just an admittance that relegation is a certainty and preparing fir next season. The clearest sign all the hierarchy have actually thrown the towel in.
And I agree, selling Onana woyld be lunacy. Just an admittance that relegation is a certainty and preparing fir next season. The clearest sign all the hierarchy have actually thrown the towel in.
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Rotterdam 1985 wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
Fair enough, although for the record, Tonts called you a bastard and I called you a psycho. But nobody called you a cunt, you cunt.
I've just seen from the article what a telescopic urinal is ("Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.") to which the obvious question is, what's the point? Why not just leave a normal toilet there that people can also use during the day? Like, London publicans are not known for their friendly, knowing smile when you ask if you can use their toilet without buying a pint and a packet of overpriced crisps first.
It's the sort of thing an architect would come up with. "So here are the drawings for your extension Mr Cataract. As you'll see, rather than giving you four double plug sockets as requested, I've introduced an experimental spinning wheel of vibrating plug cubes which will retract into the floor when not needed, for example when you don't want to plug any lamps in, which is probably never, but isn't it amazing and it will look reeeeeally good on my Instagram account".
Re: Anthony Gordon
hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
Fair enough, although for the record, Tonts called you a bastard and I called you a psycho. But nobody called you a cunt, you cunt.
I've just seen from the article what a telescopic urinal is ("Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.") to which the obvious question is, what's the point? Why not just leave a normal toilet there that people can also use during the day? Like, London publicans are not known for their friendly, knowing smile when you ask if you can use their toilet without buying a pint and a packet of overpriced crisps first.
It's the sort of thing an architect would come up with. "So here are the drawings for your extension Mr Cataract. As you'll see, rather than giving you four double plug sockets as requested, I've introduced an experimental spinning wheel of vibrating plug cubes which will retract into the floor when not needed, for example when you don't want to plug any lamps in, which is probably never, but isn't it amazing and it will look reeeeeally good on my Instagram account".
Yeah. But it still needed some decision-maker somewhere to look at the idea, think to themselves "great! A public toilet that can only be used some of the time, what's not to love?" and place an order for them.
It's the same with cars. I drive an 8 year old Citroen Grand Picasso, which I bought second-hand about 5 years back. But it's a top-of-the-range Grand Picasso with lots of gadgetry on it. I didn't want a top-of-the-range anything, I just saw it on the forecourt and liked it. I should really have tried to change the radio station before I bought it, or adjust the aircon, because such simple things require a moderate degree of programming skills to operate on my car. Pointlessly complicated. Bloody French.
Re: Anthony Gordon
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:hairy cataract wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Tonteau wrote:The guy mentioned in the BBC article above has died and the headline has been updated to reflect this. It paints you both as slightly more bastardy than I suspect you are.
He's in my thoughts.
Happily, the drunk Swedish elk survived. Although she had a stonker of a headache in the morning. I think she put it down to experience, hasn't touched a drop since.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Actually I do feel quite bad. Hairy won't, he's a psycho.
Can I just point out - you absolute fuckers - that if you go back to my original post, you will see that I edited it an hour and a half ago, as soon as I saw the poor chap had croaked.
So who's the cunt now? Clearly not me, so it must be you. And Anthony Gordon. And all the fat Geordies.
Fair enough, although for the record, Tonts called you a bastard and I called you a psycho. But nobody called you a cunt, you cunt.
I've just seen from the article what a telescopic urinal is ("Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.") to which the obvious question is, what's the point? Why not just leave a normal toilet there that people can also use during the day? Like, London publicans are not known for their friendly, knowing smile when you ask if you can use their toilet without buying a pint and a packet of overpriced crisps first.
It's the sort of thing an architect would come up with. "So here are the drawings for your extension Mr Cataract. As you'll see, rather than giving you four double plug sockets as requested, I've introduced an experimental spinning wheel of vibrating plug cubes which will retract into the floor when not needed, for example when you don't want to plug any lamps in, which is probably never, but isn't it amazing and it will look reeeeeally good on my Instagram account".
Yeah. But it still needed some decision-maker somewhere to look at the idea, think to themselves "great! A public toilet that can only be used some of the time, what's not to love?" and place an order for them.
It's the same with cars. I drive an 8 year old Citroen Grand Picasso, which I bought second-hand about 5 years back. But it's a top-of-the-range Grand Picasso with lots of gadgetry on it. I didn't want a top-of-the-range anything, I just saw it on the forecourt and liked it. I should really have tried to change the radio station before I bought it, or adjust the aircon, because such simple things require a moderate degree of programming skills to operate on my car. Pointlessly complicated. Bloody French.
That's why I bought a top-of-the-range Indian Car. Has literally everything - all four seats heated, massage and 18 way adjustable (that is lot of potential sex fun right there I tell you.) The leather seating is nothing short of luxurious and truly cosseting. I splashed a bit extra to get the extended wheelbase version. However the thing I most love is the electronic control of the engine. There is gadgetry which slows the car automatically to the appropriate speed limits will accelerate up to a safe distance from the car in front, if someone moves into the space in front then my car automatically slows to create a safe space. Amazing what Indian technology will do.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcarbuzz.com%2Fcars%2Fjaguar%2Fxj%2F2018%2Fphotos-exterior&psig=AOvVaw2hWKdHXGgbrw8CLtc8q6o8&ust=1675002463134000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCOjp8se86vwCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
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Re: Anthony Gordon
bye then.... to be honest you were underwhelming.
Anthony Gordon has joined Newcastle United for an undisclosed fee.
The 21-year-old forward leaves Everton after having submitted a formal transfer request.
Gordon joined the Club’s Academy at the age of 11 and made his senior debut as a 16-year-old in a Europa League tie in December 2017. He went on to make 78 First-Team appearances, scoring seven goals.
https://www.evertonfc.com/news/3040823/gordon-leaves-everton?fbclid=IwAR2j23AvKYr5jmk8ibHPJIXw4WX3_aPodwd--6hFt9-__XexEwQpUXPUDFY
Anthony Gordon has joined Newcastle United for an undisclosed fee.
The 21-year-old forward leaves Everton after having submitted a formal transfer request.
Gordon joined the Club’s Academy at the age of 11 and made his senior debut as a 16-year-old in a Europa League tie in December 2017. He went on to make 78 First-Team appearances, scoring seven goals.
https://www.evertonfc.com/news/3040823/gordon-leaves-everton?fbclid=IwAR2j23AvKYr5jmk8ibHPJIXw4WX3_aPodwd--6hFt9-__XexEwQpUXPUDFY
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Made 4 Gwladys wrote: He went on to make 78 First-Team appearances, scoring seven goals.
Says it all really. Not enough end product.
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Re: Anthony Gordon
Thats the same rate as McFadden!!
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Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Poor Anthony, he's very upset with us.
Oh dear. The world's tiniest violin would be too big for this.
I might boo him at Goodison, just for the lols.
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On the one hand, it's Everton, so we probably did handle it badly.
On the other, here's our statement when he left:
Didn't he miss a few games due to his head not being in the right place/refused to play? Rather than play regularly for his boyhood club, he's gone to warm the bench at the Toon. What does he expect from the club after demanding to leave?
On the other, here's our statement when he left:
Anthony Gordon has joined Newcastle United for an undisclosed fee.
The 21-year-old forward leaves Everton after having submitted a formal transfer request.
Gordon joined the Club’s Academy at the age of 11 and made his senior debut as a 16-year-old in a Europa League tie in December 2017. He went on to make 78 First-Team appearances, scoring seven goals.
Didn't he miss a few games due to his head not being in the right place/refused to play? Rather than play regularly for his boyhood club, he's gone to warm the bench at the Toon. What does he expect from the club after demanding to leave?
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