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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sun 22 Dec 2019, 4:20 pm

Everton: Carlo Ancelotti targets Champions League football


Carlo Ancelotti has targeted Champions League qualification and winning trophies with Everton after taking over as manager at Goodison Park.

The Italian has signed a four-and-a-half-year deal with the Toffees to succeed Marco Silva, who was sacked on 6 December.

"The goal is there to reach the Champions League or Europa League," said 60-year-old Ancelotti.

"Winning honours has to be the dream. I am here to try to do this."

He added: "It takes time. It's not going to happen straight away but, working together, we have to try to do it as soon as possible."

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Ancelotti has won the Champions League three times as a coach - twice with AC Milan and once with Real Madrid.

He won the won the Premier League and FA Cup Double at Chelsea in 2010 and has also managed Bayern Munich and Paris St-Germain.

Ancelotti was sacked by Napoli earlier this month, despite guiding them into the knockout stages of this season's Champions League.

Everton announced the 60-year-old's appointment before Saturday's goalless home draw with Arsenal, which Ancelotti watched from the stands.

His first match in charge will be the home game against Burnley on 26 December.

"I'm really excited," said Ancelotti. "This is a club with a lot of ambition, a great history.

"The squad is good. Of course, I am here to work to improve the team and put better quality into the squad. I'll try to do my best.

"Our goal is to be competitive in the Premier League, to be towards the top of the table, to be competitive in Europe."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50883864

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sun 22 Dec 2019, 4:22 pm

Carlo Ancelotti has outlined his “dream to bring success” to ambitious Everton as the Blues’ new manager spoke of his pride to take charge of “one of the greatest clubs in England”.

Ancelotti, who has won multiple league titles and European honours as both a player and manager, signed a four-and-a-half-year deal with Everton and wants his team and the Blues’ passionate fans to keep together in the Club’s bid for success.

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“I’m excited to be here at one of the greatest clubs in England,” Ancelotti told evertontv in his first interview as Blues manager. “I enjoy the team, the Club. This is a club with a lot of ambition, with great history, I think the squad is good. I am here to improve the team and add better quality to the squad and I’ll try to do my best.

“Our goal is to be competitive in the Premier League, to be towards the top of the table, to be competitive in Europe. It’s not going to happen straight away but we have to work for this.

“To ambition is for us to try to win and be competitive. The goal is there to reach the Champions League or Europa League. Winning honours has to be the dream for this club and for the supporters. I am here to try to do this.

“It takes time, it’s not going to happen straight away but, working together, that is our goal.

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“To Evertonians I would like to say, stay with the team as you always do because it’s really important for the players to have your support.

“I would like to work together with the supporters. My dream is to bring success to this club.”

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/1542591/ancelotti-on-his-dream-to-bring-success-to-ambitious-everton

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Post  Armchair Mon 23 Dec 2019, 7:04 am

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Post  Yankthattoffee Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:08 am

At Newcastle, he walked the line looking like Carlo Gambino.
Dorn a fuckin' a messa with a Carlo. Capiche?
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Post  Armchair Mon 22 Jun 2020, 1:53 pm

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 17 Sep 2020, 12:56 pm

"I found a good club, a family club. I feel comfortable at Everton and with the people at the Club. I felt good here straight away." - Carlo Ancelotti.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Wed 28 Oct 2020, 4:49 pm

"There are two possibilities. We are going to play Europa League or we are going to play Champions League.
It is important for the club."

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Post  Da Judge Wed 28 Oct 2020, 5:32 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:"There are two possibilities. We are going to play Europa League or we are going to play Champions League.
It is important for the club."

Got to love the guy.... he is part of the plan...

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 29 Oct 2020, 10:02 am

Da Judge wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:"There are two possibilities. We are going to play Europa League or we are going to play Champions League.
It is important for the club."

Got to love the guy.... he is part of the plan...
he is a different class to previous managers of the modern era that we have had... I wasn't sure when he signed & in fact was a wee bit skeptical.... but boy is he doing it for us !!

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Post  callmebubbles Mon 09 Nov 2020, 1:54 pm

Oh well, was good while it lasted
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 09 Nov 2020, 2:40 pm

callmebubbles wrote:Oh well, was good while it lasted
he'll probably fuck off to Manure now Surprised

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sat 13 Feb 2021, 1:20 pm

The home of Everton manager Carlo Ancelotti has been the target of a burglary, the BBC understands.

Two male offenders stole a safe from a property in Hall Road East, Crosby after 18:30 GMT on Friday, Merseyside Police said.

The occupants were unharmed, a police spokesperson said.

Officers are appealing for anyone with information to contact them, saying the burglars wore black clothing and balaclavas.

Ancelotti was appointed Everton boss in December 2019, after signing a four-and-a-half-year deal that runs until the end of the 2023/24 season.

The 61-year-old Italian has won 20 trophies, including league titles in four countries and the Champions League three times, doing so twice with AC Milan and once with Real Madrid.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-56053360

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sat 13 Feb 2021, 8:44 pm

Bastards.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 25 Feb 2021, 4:26 pm

Carlo Ancelotti sustained the feelgood factor around Everton by declaring his ambition to stay beyond the end of a contract which lasts until 2024 and lead the Club into an exciting future.

Manager Ancelotti masterminded Everton’s victory over Liverpool at Anfield last Saturday, then received another boost when left-back Lucas Digne committed to a new four-year deal.

Those events sandwiched news of the Club’s proposed new Bramley-Moore Dock home receiving unanimous support from Liverpool City Council.

Everton could move in time for 2024/25, if the stadium project gains Government approval – a timeline which coincides with the expiry of Ancelotti’s existing terms.

The Italian – whose immediate focus is on maintaining this season’s European push when Southampton visit Goodison Park on Monday – has overseen a marked improvement in fortunes since being appointed in December 2019.

And he hopes the past 14 months come to be viewed as the platform for long-term success.

“I would like to be here when the new stadium is open [assuming the 2024 target is met],” said Ancelotti.

“It would be a good achievement for me.

Carlo ended by saying "all kopites are gobshites"

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2043611/ancelotti-reveals-ambition-for-long-everton-stay?fbclid=IwAR28jy8KHutzSZA66mx-f39hPYEWq-dmAoABhXl6j-R8WcmWKBpFBjTwH5Y

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 16 May 2021, 3:32 am

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has told his squad that he will leave the club at the end of this season.

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti and former Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri are among those being considered to replace Zidane if he leaves the club.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sun 16 May 2021, 8:27 am

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has told his squad that he will leave the club at the end of this season.

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti and former Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri are among those being considered to replace Zidane if he leaves the club.
I can't see him wanting to join the largest poisin chalice in European football, when he is so loved at Everton. (I hope)

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Post  SEFTON Wed 19 May 2021, 9:04 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has told his squad that he will leave the club at the end of this season.

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti and former Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri are among those being considered to replace Zidane if he leaves the club.
I can't see him wanting to join the largest poisin chalice in European football, when he is so loved at Everton. (I hope)

Carlo Anchelotti is on £220.000 a week, Real Madrid come calling in the summer you would expect him to go running/Walking back to Spain.
Ain't going to happen, Don't think he needs the money or the pressure, I really think Carlo has found a project best suited to him, maybe he sees Everton as his biggest challenge to date.
Just needs to be much disciplined and stricter with the players, there's a few problems at Everton and its unsettling the team. Holgate-Delph-Gomes-Richarlison problem players.

1)Holgate causes more fouls in his own penalty area.
2) Delph is so Injury prone spends more time on treatment table.
3) Richarlison tells Anchelotti he'll give it one more season at Goodison, he's been total sh*te. he is your typical boy who never grew up.
4) Andre Gomes certainty to get booked .


Then watch Sigurdsson-Mina-Keane-Holgate all got no pace pull back opposition players to give away fouls in or near are own penalty area.
Holgate is the worst culprit because he'll go up front when we have a set piece and just annoy the keeper, resulting in giving away a foul,
Its been happening far too much, awful football to watch.
Please don't get me started on the passing backwards WTF.

we have no energy or desire to win games its a wonder any these players can call themselves professional footballers without laughing first.
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Post  Super Tue 01 Jun 2021, 12:27 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9639873/Carlo-Ancelottis-return-Real-Madrid-announced-hours.html
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Tue 01 Jun 2021, 12:57 pm

I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

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Post  hairy cataract Tue 01 Jun 2021, 2:13 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Eddie Howe a top class manager?  Hmmm.  That's the rumour anyway.  Bit of a comedown from Ancelloti.  The RS will be merciless with us pale   I'm not sure he'd get much of a tune from our shit squad either.  Still, he'd probably be able to convince Josh King to sign a five year deal, so that's exciting.....


....hold on, scratch Howe, new rumour is Nuno. He has a beard, that's good enough for me.
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Post  Rotterdam 1985 Tue 01 Jun 2021, 4:23 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Eddie Howe a top class manager?  Hmmm.  That's the rumour anyway.  Bit of a comedown from Ancelloti.  The RS will be merciless with us pale   I'm not sure he'd get much of a tune from our shit squad either.  Still, he'd probably be able to convince Josh King to sign a five year deal, so that's exciting.....


....hold on, scratch Howe, new rumour is Nuno.  He has a beard, that's good enough for me.

Hodgson's available.

Err, so's Rafa. That would be larks.
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Post  hairy cataract Tue 01 Jun 2021, 4:26 pm

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hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Eddie Howe a top class manager?  Hmmm.  That's the rumour anyway.  Bit of a comedown from Ancelloti.  The RS will be merciless with us pale   I'm not sure he'd get much of a tune from our shit squad either.  Still, he'd probably be able to convince Josh King to sign a five year deal, so that's exciting.....


....hold on, scratch Howe, new rumour is Nuno.  He has a beard, that's good enough for me.

Hodgson's available.

Err, so's Rafa. That would be larks.

Gerrard's name is being thrown up too. Literally.

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Post  Rotterdam 1985 Tue 01 Jun 2021, 4:48 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Eddie Howe a top class manager?  Hmmm.  That's the rumour anyway.  Bit of a comedown from Ancelloti.  The RS will be merciless with us pale   I'm not sure he'd get much of a tune from our shit squad either.  Still, he'd probably be able to convince Josh King to sign a five year deal, so that's exciting.....


....hold on, scratch Howe, new rumour is Nuno.  He has a beard, that's good enough for me.

Hodgson's available.

Err, so's Rafa. That would be larks.

Gerrard's name is being thrown up too.  Literally.


I think we need to start by analysing what type of manager we want. I think they fall into the following categories:

The Super-Manager. Those who have never worked at a club with less than a billion to spend per transfer window, win things, and are described as elite managers. We've been here with Ancelotti, not sure I want to go down that road again.

The English Safe Pair Of Hands. Pardew, Bruce, Hodgson etc. Cheap, but with an obvious risk of relegation and mass protests outside the Goodison Supper Bar. Often inadvertantly amusing in post-match interviews. We've been here with Allardyce.

The Former Player. "He gets us, he's a legend, he can't fail." Ole, Lamps etc. Ferguson is in pole position if we go down this route. We've been here before with big Joe Royle, who was alright until he walked out on us. And Kendall, but he only won the league twice, the wanker.

The Lower League Next Big Thing. Rarely does a big club go down this route. Chris Wilder really should have fucked off from Sheffield United and got himself a big payday before their inevitable Second Album Syndrome kicked in, along with a predictable relegation. He's shot himself in the foot there. Anyway we've been here before with Kendall and he was an absolute disaster.

The Mad German. There are fucking millions of these, all of them clearly psychopathic serial killers who are using football management as a front to cover their tracks. With the exception of Tuchel, and Klopp when he has VVD available, none of them can coach defenders but they have some lovely 3-1-2-4 Uber-Gegenpress mit Multi-Tor concepts to sell you. We haven't been here before but it will be fun, even when City dick us 9-0 because we're playing 5 up front.

The Fancy Southern European Name. Pepe Mel? Well he isn't Pardew is he? Give him a go, what's the worst that can happen? Rayo Vallecano fans speak highly of him, they can't all be wrong can they? Been here before with Marco Silva.

So, Mad German it is. We've tried all the others. Unless there are any other categories I've forgotten about?

I mean, we haven't got a bad record with former players ah wait now, Colin Harvey. Fuck. Billy Bingham. Shite. OK, Claus Gegenpresser it is then.
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Post  Armchair Tue 01 Jun 2021, 5:00 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Thing is, when he left Napoli, he could have waited a few months/year or two and got another big gig, but chose us instead... a project. I'd like to think he'd see that project through to it's conclusion. Unless he has concluded that a project is too much like hard work of course lol!
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Post  hairy cataract Tue 01 Jun 2021, 5:56 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I feel it would be disappointing however I wouldn't blame him after the poor effort from the players.

IF it happens I do feel sure now that we will only appoint a top class manager... the days of Bobby bullshit are over.

Eddie Howe a top class manager?  Hmmm.  That's the rumour anyway.  Bit of a comedown from Ancelloti.  The RS will be merciless with us pale   I'm not sure he'd get much of a tune from our shit squad either.  Still, he'd probably be able to convince Josh King to sign a five year deal, so that's exciting.....


....hold on, scratch Howe, new rumour is Nuno.  He has a beard, that's good enough for me.

Hodgson's available.

Err, so's Rafa. That would be larks.

Gerrard's name is being thrown up too.  Literally.


I think we need to start by analysing what type of manager we want. I think they fall into the following categories:

The Super-Manager. Those who have never worked at a club with less than a billion to spend per transfer window, win things, and are described as elite managers. We've been here with Ancelotti, not sure I want to go down that road again.

The English Safe Pair Of Hands. Pardew, Bruce, Hodgson etc. Cheap, but with an obvious risk of relegation and mass protests outside the Goodison Supper Bar. Often inadvertantly amusing in post-match interviews. We've been here with Allardyce.

The Former Player. "He gets us, he's a legend, he can't fail." Ole, Lamps etc. Ferguson is in pole position if we go down this route. We've been here before with big Joe Royle, who was alright until he walked out on us. And Kendall, but he only won the league twice, the wanker.

The Lower League Next Big Thing. Rarely does a big club go down this route. Chris Wilder really should have fucked off from Sheffield United and got himself a big payday before their inevitable Second Album Syndrome kicked in, along with a predictable relegation. He's shot himself in the foot there. Anyway we've been here before with Kendall and he was an absolute disaster.

The Mad German. There are fucking millions of these, all of them clearly psychopathic serial killers who are using football management as a front to cover their tracks. With the exception of Tuchel, and Klopp when he has VVD available, none of them can coach defenders but they have some lovely 3-1-2-4 Uber-Gegenpress mit Multi-Tor concepts to sell you. We haven't been here before but it will be fun, even when City dick us 9-0 because we're playing 5 up front.

The Fancy Southern European Name. Pepe Mel? Well he isn't Pardew is he? Give him a go, what's the worst that can happen? Rayo Vallecano fans speak highly of him, they can't all be wrong can they? Been here before with Marco Silva.

So, Mad German it is. We've tried all the others. Unless there are any other categories I've forgotten about?

I mean, we haven't got a bad record with former players ah wait now, Colin Harvey. Fuck. Billy Bingham. Shite. OK, Claus Gegenpresser it is then.

Excellent summary, thanks.  Yeah, I agree, i want the German psycho.  Spanish managers are so last decade, and the fashion for Portuguese managers has surely run its course now.  You can't go wrong with a swivel-eyed Teutonic mouth-frother at the moment, it seems.  Herman Sausagesukher is available, after a sensational first season at Bollocks Berlin, the runaway winners of the German third division.  Go get him Moshi.
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