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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Tue 06 Dec 2016, 6:21 pm

Back to Saturday this week.. but a 12:30 kick off

Just who the fuck are Watford.. these twats have pinched z cars.. they are not good enough to be linked with z cars... they need to be proper spanked.. they should be in league 4 or 5 or even league 6... I mean Watford ... just WTF are they.. what the fuck is IN Watford.. does anyone know anybody from Watford.. where is fucking Watford ? !!!!


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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Tue 06 Dec 2016, 7:23 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Back to Saturday this week.. but a 12:30 kick off

Just who the fuck are Watford.. these twats have pinched z cars.. they are not good enough to be linked with z cars... they need to be proper spanked.. they should be in league 4 or 5 or even league 6... I mean Watford ... just WTF are they.. what the fuck is IN Watford.. does anyone know anybody from Watford.. where is fucking Watford ? !!!!


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Post  hairy cataract Tue 06 Dec 2016, 9:24 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Back to Saturday this week.. but a 12:30 kick off

Just who the fuck are Watford.. these twats have pinched z cars.. they are not good enough to be linked with z cars... they need to be proper spanked.. they should be in league 4 or 5 or even league 6... I mean Watford ... just WTF are they.. what the fuck is IN Watford.. does anyone know anybody from Watford.. where is fucking Watford ? !!!!


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Post  Mr_Ben Tue 06 Dec 2016, 10:02 pm

I went to this game in either 98 or 99. We won 3-1. I am sure Mark Pembridge scored!

Anyhow I believe we will win 3-1. Bill and Elton to have a sing off at HT too.
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Post  Super Wed 07 Dec 2016, 8:52 am

Mr_Ben wrote:I went to this game in either 98 or 99. We won 3-1. I am sure Mark Pembridge scored!

Anyhow I believe we will win 3-1. Bill and Elton to have a sing off at HT too.

Sat Apr 1 2000 H Watford W 4-2 (Hughes M Moore JM 2 Hughes S)
Sat Dec 18 1999 A Watford W 3-1 (Barmby N Hutchison D Unsworth D (pen))
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Post  Sack the Juggler Wed 07 Dec 2016, 10:51 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Back to Saturday this week.. but a 12:30 kick off

Just who the fuck are Watford.. these twats have pinched z cars.. they are not good enough to be linked with z cars... they need to be proper spanked.. they should be in league 4 or 5 or even league 6... I mean Watford ... just WTF are they.. what the fuck is IN Watford.. does anyone know anybody from Watford.. where is fucking Watford ? !!!!


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my mate lives in Watford, he's a blue, plays bass guitar as well, so maybe he's hairy?

Hopefully after we win 2-0 (Sharp & Gray) they will change their tune to Elton's classic, "I guess that's why the call it the Blues"
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Post  Super Thu 08 Dec 2016, 3:10 pm

Everton manager Ronald Koeman has just started talking to the media today and he has been talking about Yannick Bolasie, who faces surgery after a serious knee injury. "It's a big loss. He's travelling to London to have a 2nd opinion. Think operation will be next week."

Everton defender Seamus Coleman should be fit to face Watford on Saturday. Coleman collided with Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic at the weekend, with the Swedish striker landing awkwardly and catching him on the face with his boot. But Everton boss Ronald Koeman said: "Seamus Coleman is OK, he trained as normal today. He had pain at the start of the week. Everyone else is OK."

Everton boss Ronald Koeman has said midfielder Ross Barkley needs to do more to secure a regular spot in the first team. The England international did not feature in last weekend's 1-1 draw against Manchester United and Koeman said: "He played a lot, he did not play last weekend and that is the competition we have in the squad. "If you like to play you need to show that to the manager during the whole week and he is trying to do his best. We know he is one of the players who needs to bring more productivity and that is the talk we had about his situation. "Sometimes it can be a tactical reason, sometimes I expect more from Ross Barkley but I expect more from other players offensively."
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Post  Mr_Ben Thu 08 Dec 2016, 7:56 pm

Super wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:I went to this game in either 98 or 99. We won 3-1. I am sure Mark Pembridge scored!

Anyhow I believe we will win 3-1. Bill and Elton to have a sing off at HT too.

Sat Apr 1 2000 H Watford W 4-2 (Hughes M  Moore JM 2  Hughes S)
Sat Dec 18 1999 A Watford W 3-1 (Barmby N  Hutchison D  Unsworth D (pen))

That's the one! Really enjoyed the game. Was in the Everton end too, which was great.
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Post  The President Fri 09 Dec 2016, 12:31 am

Lawro's and Robbie's thoughts :

Everton might have nicked a late point against Manchester United last time out but their form has really hit the buffers.
For me, Toffees manager Ronald Koeman is waiting for the transfer window to open to sort out some of the issues in his squad but he needs some wins before then.
I think he might get one on Saturday. Watford have had a bit of a dip recently too and I am backing Koeman to get a much-needed win.
Lawro's prediction: 0-2

Robbie's prediction: Everton are quite a blunt instrument at the moment. A lot is expected of Koeman, but not much is happening apart from mid-table obscurity and the fans need and want more. Watford are having a so-so season, and I think Everton will score, but I am backing the Hornets. 2-1
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner Sat 10 Dec 2016, 11:50 am

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FooFoo, Luka and SuperKev

That's our best strikeforce IMO

I reckon we'll get a good result out of this one. I'm going 0-2
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Post  hairy cataract Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:04 pm

Can someone explain the formation to me please. with three DMs in the team?

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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:45 pm

All Watford
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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:48 pm

Luka!!!
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:49 pm

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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:49 pm

Cool finish from Luka. Come on then, let's make it a rout.
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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:56 pm

Still all Watford.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:58 pm

we've only had 1 shot ...again Neutral

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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:00 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:we've only had 1 shot ...again Neutral

At least it went in Very Happy
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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:04 pm

What a dreadful game.
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Post  Armchair Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:07 pm

1-1. We're hopeless.
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:07 pm

Balls! I guess they deserve it though, we've had nothing since the goal.
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Post  hairy cataract Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:35 pm

Hugely disappointing so far. Just fucking dreadful. Sack everyone. Disgraceful etc.

BOOOOOOO!!!!
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:49 pm

We're total shit!!!
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Post  hairy cataract Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:50 pm

I'm trying not to think about what Arsenal and the Shite will do to us....
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:51 pm

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