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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Wed 03 Aug 2022, 12:16 pm

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callmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffs
oh well we can play our new striker Rondon so no worries

Phew! That's OK then. I was panicking for a bit Smile

No we can't, Rondon is suspended for the first game of the season.
no worries... we can give Ellis Simms a chance... or did we do something daft like loan him out ... oh well, there's always Moise Kean Rolling Eyes

At worst we can sign up Big Dunc from the sidelines....er...
ah fuck it.. strikers are over-rated anyway... we'll play 5-5-0 formation

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Wed 03 Aug 2022, 12:19 pm

on the plus side... if there is one... it may force our hand to advance the signing of Broja, Cornet or Batshit

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Post  hairy cataract Wed 03 Aug 2022, 6:57 pm

Frank is saying that nobody knows how long DCL will be out, but he's "hoping" it won't be long term.  Even if it's just a month, he misses Chelsea, Forest and the RS at home, and Villa, Brentford and Leeds away.  Of course, it could be a lot longer if the rumours of it being a lateral cruciate ligament injury are even close to being true.

So, a medium term plan is needed.  No Rondom on Saturday, but I'm guessing he'll be pencilled in to start a few of the minimum six games til DCL is back.  But I'm hoping Frank will use it as an opportunity to try a system that doesn't rely on an old fashioned number nine up top.

The obvious thing would be to play either Gray or Dele in that false nine thingy that everyone talks about.  Dele has a good poacher's instinct, so I'd have him feeding of Gordon and McNeil.

Pickford
Patterson Tarkowski Mina/Kean Godfrey Mykolenko
Doucoure Iwobi
McNeil Dele Gordon

Or in a 433, drop one of the central defender, probably Godfrey, and stick Allan (or Gana when he signs) in the middle with Duke, giving Iwobi more license to roam.

Anyway, assuming Frank listens to me, I predict maximum points from Saturday til Christmas.  Dominic who?
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 04 Aug 2022, 2:50 pm

unconfirmed reports are saying ACL and 3 months pale

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 04 Aug 2022, 4:33 pm

so unless we make a signing fast we have no strikers for the Chavs game Neutral


New signings need to be registered by midday on the last working day before a fixture.

That means every Premier League team - Arsenal and Crystal Palace aside, as they play on Friday - have until Friday lunchtime to register new players in time for the weekend.

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Post  hairy cataract Thu 04 Aug 2022, 5:52 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:so unless we make a signing fast we have no strikers for the Chavs game  Neutral


New signings need to be registered by midday on the last working day before a fixture.

That means every Premier League team - Arsenal and Crystal Palace aside, as they play on Friday - have until Friday lunchtime to register new players in time for the weekend.

Frank seemed to hint in the press conference that Dele will play up front. And DCL is out for around six weeks, or so Lampard says. I bet you it's longer.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 04 Aug 2022, 6:19 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:so unless we make a signing fast we have no strikers for the Chavs game  Neutral


New signings need to be registered by midday on the last working day before a fixture.

That means every Premier League team - Arsenal and Crystal Palace aside, as they play on Friday - have until Friday lunchtime to register new players in time for the weekend.

Frank seemed to hint in the press conference that Dele will play up front.  And DCL is out for around six weeks, or so Lampard says.  I bet you it's longer.
yeah, probably 6 weeks till he starts light training (if it goes well)... then 3-4 weeks building up fitness etc... then he'll drop a 3 litre bottle of mayo on his foot

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Thu 04 Aug 2022, 7:54 pm

It kind of typical Everton though, not really being able to look ahead and address glaring weaknesses in the team. It seems like we are doing this every year with at least one position.

Hence a panic signing at the last minute a la Rondon.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 05 Sep 2022, 9:32 am

Frank Lampard has confirmed that Dominic Calvert-Lewin should return to Everton training this week as the club look to continue an evolution of their style.

The Blues secured their fourth point of the Premier League season with a 0-0 draw against Liverpool at Goodison Park on Saturday afternoon in a hectic match which could have seen either side claim a victory. However, as with all of their matches so far this campaign, the hosts were without their lead striker.

Lampard believes that Calvert-Lewin should be back at Finch Farm with his teammates this week as he continues his recovery from injury, and thinks that getting the England international back to the peak of his powers could be crucial to Everton's fortunes this season.

He said: "Dominic is training next week, we hope the middle of next week and then we have good options up front at number nine, with Dominic flying? And Neil Maupay?

"Obviously Dominic is a big player for us here. I haven’t experienced him as much as I want since I’ve been here, but obviously I experienced one of the best days of my life when he headed that ball in last season, we understand what he can bring to the team.

"If we get him fit and firing, then our forward options look at lot stronger - naturally so because he is an England striker."

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/frank-lampard-gives-dominic-calvert-24927981?fbclid=IwAR0XNi11Lvklc0FNkMGhv233pgdWm2_fMMiZwuC5njZKxsnqgOlzyjDsgIo

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Post  Rotterdam 1985 Mon 05 Sep 2022, 11:10 am

Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 05 Sep 2022, 11:27 am

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

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Post  Tonteau Mon 05 Sep 2022, 11:59 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

'Slightly less injured than he was'
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 05 Sep 2022, 12:08 pm

Tonteau wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

'Slightly less injured than he was'
suggestions welcome ....

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Post  Rotterdam 1985 Mon 05 Sep 2022, 12:26 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

'Slightly less injured than he was'
suggestions welcome ....

Anything that doesn't cause me to soil my undercrackers will be fine mate. I'm stuffed if it happens again - I'll have to go out and buy a third pair.

I've just gone to an external marketing consultant for some advice - they've suggested simply "Dominic Calvert-Lewin" and have charged me £25,000 in fees.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 05 Sep 2022, 12:32 pm

Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

'Slightly less injured than he was'
suggestions welcome ....

Anything that doesn't cause me to soil my undercrackers will be fine mate. I'm stuffed if it happens again - I'll have to go out and buy a third pair.

I've just gone to an external marketing consultant for some advice - they've suggested simply "Dominic Calvert-Lewin" and have charged me £25,000 in fees.
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Post  Rotterdam 1985 Mon 05 Sep 2022, 12:55 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:Can someone amend the title of this thread please, as I just saw an update and saw the "injured again" bit and I now have to change my underwear.
I'll do it ... what would you like ... how about ... Gibbo mk II ???

'Slightly less injured than he was'
suggestions welcome ....

Anything that doesn't cause me to soil my undercrackers will be fine mate. I'm stuffed if it happens again - I'll have to go out and buy a third pair.

I've just gone to an external marketing consultant for some advice - they've suggested simply "Dominic Calvert-Lewin" and have charged me £25,000 in fees.
done Very Happy

lol!
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Tue 20 Sep 2022, 11:55 am

Bloody sensible if you ask me !


Dominic Calvert-Lewin was not included in the match day squad for Everton v WHU.
The striker has completed a number of full first team training sessions, but a club decision made for the striker to be eased back into the fold after the international break

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 21 Sep 2022, 4:13 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Bloody sensible if you ask me !


Dominic Calvert-Lewin was not included in the match day squad for Everton v WHU.
The striker has completed a number of full first team training sessions, but a club decision made for the striker to be eased back into the fold after the international break
Agree! He needs to be fully fit before being available for selection, especially now when Maupay is an option up front.
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Thu 10 Nov 2022, 4:59 pm

Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!
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Post  Armchair Thu 10 Nov 2022, 7:51 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!

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Post  Yankthattoffee Thu 10 Nov 2022, 9:13 pm

Armchair wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!

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It's something different each time.
Sometimes happens, when the body takes time to recover, then other areas weaken.
He's got 6 weeks now. Here's hoping.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:54 am

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!
Made of paper, eh?
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:18 am

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Armchair wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!

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It's something different each time.
Sometimes happens, when the body takes time to recover, then other areas weaken.
He's got 6 weeks now. Here's hoping.
Amazing really... he didn't look in any discomfort with the shoulder... I dislocated my shoulder & it was fooking agony !!

As you say, hopefully will be 100% after the Blood Money cup

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Post  Da Judge Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:40 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Armchair wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Dislocated his shoulder in addition to his hamstring injury!

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It's something different each time.
Sometimes happens, when the body takes time to recover, then other areas weaken.
He's got 6 weeks now. Here's hoping.
Amazing really... he didn't look in any discomfort with the shoulder... I dislocated my shoulder & it was fooking agony !!

As you say, hopefully will be 100% after the Blood Money cup

Towards the end of rugby career I had a party piece of putting my shoulder in and out. First time it was done I was playing for Uni against Llanelli I they realised I was English - got an absolute twat of a stamp through the shoulder as I was on my back (albeit well offside). But it took years for it to be properly diagnosed and fixed.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 06 Feb 2023, 5:11 pm

DCL - broken yet again


Dominic Calvert-Lewin set for injury 'scan' as Everton face anxious Merseyside Derby wait
After struggling with his fitness for the past 18 months, the 25-year-old is now set be assessed by the medical staff at Finch Farm early this week. Asked about Calvert-Lewin’s physical condition after previously outlining in his post-match press conference that the player had been suffering with a hamstring issue, Dyche said: “We will have to wait and see. I don't think it is a drastic one but he needs to settle it down so we will probably give it two days before we scan it just as a precaution at this stage.”
“His body is getting stronger. He’s niggled his hamstring which was a risk and reward situation because he's been a bit up and down with that.
“We said just give us a chance to work with you and you will get stronger. We talked about the basic principles, we showed him the goal reels and said ‘look where you are where you have scored goals.’
“We showed him the goal map and said to him ‘look where you are: get between the sticks.’ Sometimes you can strip things out of the game, you can do all the analytics, but sometimes it is just a case of being in the right place, it gives you a better chance to score.

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